I hate compilation porn because it just makes me realize how much porn I’ve seen in my life
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I hate compilation porn because it just makes me realize how much porn I’ve seen in my life
10:30 is far too early to stop serving breakfast.
November 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
10:30 is far too early to stop serving breakfast.
There is only one thing worse than Lee Greenwood’s proud to be an American song and that is some asshole singing it loudly and out of tune
October 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
There is only one thing worse than Lee Greenwood’s proud to be an American song and that is some asshole singing it loudly and out of tune
The worst feeling in the world is being shot multiple times and feeling the misshapen metal rip its way thru my body. The second worst is meeting someone’s dad while on cocaine
October 25, 2025 at 12:46 PM
The worst feeling in the world is being shot multiple times and feeling the misshapen metal rip its way thru my body. The second worst is meeting someone’s dad while on cocaine
The greatest part of being a musician is I can say “I had cocaine for breakfast” and no one even bats an eye.
October 21, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The greatest part of being a musician is I can say “I had cocaine for breakfast” and no one even bats an eye.
I don’t do drugs because they’re cool, I do drugs because I’m cool
October 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I don’t do drugs because they’re cool, I do drugs because I’m cool
If you brought someone from 1950 to today and showed them porn on the internet their head would explode
October 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
If you brought someone from 1950 to today and showed them porn on the internet their head would explode
Country music used to be punk. It used to be “fuck the man.” Now it’s just about “how deep can I get the man into my throat?” Bootlicking sellouts. Long live the outlaws.
October 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Country music used to be punk. It used to be “fuck the man.” Now it’s just about “how deep can I get the man into my throat?” Bootlicking sellouts. Long live the outlaws.
I STG the boomer generation sucks soooo bad. Can you even imagine having a mid life crisis that wasn’t about how I can’t afford a house at 40+?
October 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I STG the boomer generation sucks soooo bad. Can you even imagine having a mid life crisis that wasn’t about how I can’t afford a house at 40+?
I know it’s a little late but I’m really trying to get fired off this job so I’m just gonna keep posting the most offensive Charlie Kirk material I can think of.
September 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I know it’s a little late but I’m really trying to get fired off this job so I’m just gonna keep posting the most offensive Charlie Kirk material I can think of.
Charlie Kirk faked his death to escape to South America with his gay black lover. I have proof
September 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Charlie Kirk faked his death to escape to South America with his gay black lover. I have proof
Been locked out of my blue sky account for like 2 months but I had to get it sorted out so I have a place to post my unhinged thoughts
September 29, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Been locked out of my blue sky account for like 2 months but I had to get it sorted out so I have a place to post my unhinged thoughts
Elongated Muskrat and dumpy pants taco boy are beefing and I haven’t been this happy about a feud since my parents decided we’re having two Christmases
June 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Elongated Muskrat and dumpy pants taco boy are beefing and I haven’t been this happy about a feud since my parents decided we’re having two Christmases
If my girlfriend ever asked me for a threesome I would assume it was just part of an elaborate plan to let her murder me and get away with it
June 5, 2025 at 7:04 AM
If my girlfriend ever asked me for a threesome I would assume it was just part of an elaborate plan to let her murder me and get away with it
I didn’t know what quinoa was so I looked it up. Still don’t know.
June 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I didn’t know what quinoa was so I looked it up. Still don’t know.
Every time I start to believe someone’s theories on a subject I immediately think of all the times I have spoken with confidence and authority about a subject despite having absolutely no idea what I’m talking about and that’s why I’m a skeptic
June 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Every time I start to believe someone’s theories on a subject I immediately think of all the times I have spoken with confidence and authority about a subject despite having absolutely no idea what I’m talking about and that’s why I’m a skeptic
High tolerance levels to drugs and alcohol isn’t cool, it’s a fucking curse. My gf gets lit off a half shot of vodka. I would do anything to have that super power
May 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
High tolerance levels to drugs and alcohol isn’t cool, it’s a fucking curse. My gf gets lit off a half shot of vodka. I would do anything to have that super power
Meanwhile, I’m just over here wondering how Bane was the bad guy after stealing a billionaire’s money and putting all the rich assholes on trial and then sentencing them to death
May 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Meanwhile, I’m just over here wondering how Bane was the bad guy after stealing a billionaire’s money and putting all the rich assholes on trial and then sentencing them to death
Drugs are only cool when you do them. Otherwise they’re just evidence.
May 2, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Drugs are only cool when you do them. Otherwise they’re just evidence.
I’m 100% sure I’m cool because my credit card will make your tongue numb
May 2, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I’m 100% sure I’m cool because my credit card will make your tongue numb
Sometimes I get drunk for just like no reason at all.
May 2, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Sometimes I get drunk for just like no reason at all.
How many times a month can you eat questionable meats? Asking for a friend.
April 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
How many times a month can you eat questionable meats? Asking for a friend.
Whoever called me at 4:30 am and interrupted my dream of smoking a joint with Paul McCartney and Jason Momoa can eat a bag of Richards
April 19, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Whoever called me at 4:30 am and interrupted my dream of smoking a joint with Paul McCartney and Jason Momoa can eat a bag of Richards
It’s like I always say, you can’t put the ketamine back in the bag.
April 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
It’s like I always say, you can’t put the ketamine back in the bag.
I hate when I lose drugs because did I really lose them or did I just lose track of how much I did?
March 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I hate when I lose drugs because did I really lose them or did I just lose track of how much I did?