KING DEDEDE.
@greatkingdedede.bsky.social
I'm the emper'ah penguin, an' I'm keepin' it COOL!
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( Ah...! )
Man, you eggheads 'dun think'a /everything/! Heh-heh, hah, hah!
[ He'd offer another slap of comradery to Eggman's shoulder, nearly knocking his glasses clean off his bridge. ]
[ With a keen eye and a hand on his chin, the king would give the kart a brief looking over, seeming quite--
Man, you eggheads 'dun think'a /everything/! Heh-heh, hah, hah!
[ He'd offer another slap of comradery to Eggman's shoulder, nearly knocking his glasses clean off his bridge. ]
[ With a keen eye and a hand on his chin, the king would give the kart a brief looking over, seeming quite--
... Not bad, eh? I figured you'd like it in your color — the same as mine! Ohoho...
Now, I won't keep you from your new toy for a moment longer. But, don't forget; there's PLENTY more where that came from!
[ Excessively emphasizing the "plenty more". Gotta get your foot in the door somehow! ]
Now, I won't keep you from your new toy for a moment longer. But, don't forget; there's PLENTY more where that came from!
[ Excessively emphasizing the "plenty more". Gotta get your foot in the door somehow! ]
February 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
( Ah...! )
Man, you eggheads 'dun think'a /everything/! Heh-heh, hah, hah!
[ He'd offer another slap of comradery to Eggman's shoulder, nearly knocking his glasses clean off his bridge. ]
[ With a keen eye and a hand on his chin, the king would give the kart a brief looking over, seeming quite--
Man, you eggheads 'dun think'a /everything/! Heh-heh, hah, hah!
[ He'd offer another slap of comradery to Eggman's shoulder, nearly knocking his glasses clean off his bridge. ]
[ With a keen eye and a hand on his chin, the king would give the kart a brief looking over, seeming quite--
( Mmh...? )
Oh, the old fella' that hooks you up wit'em vacuums, right? Sho' seems like someone 'as hard to forget...
Oh, the old fella' that hooks you up wit'em vacuums, right? Sho' seems like someone 'as hard to forget...
That's good! I bet life as a king gets exciting sometimes, heheh!
O-Oh, I'm doing good! It's been a little dull but.. That's not so bad! I've mostly been helping E Gadd lately.. I mentioned him before, right?
O-Oh, I'm doing good! It's been a little dull but.. That's not so bad! I've mostly been helping E Gadd lately.. I mentioned him before, right?
Yo, Weegi-o! It's sho' been goin'; someone's godda' make it so... But things've been mighty fine, ah-heh.
An' how 'bout you, eh? Seem in good spirits, no doubt.
An' how 'bout you, eh? Seem in good spirits, no doubt.
February 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
( Mmh...? )
Oh, the old fella' that hooks you up wit'em vacuums, right? Sho' seems like someone 'as hard to forget...
Oh, the old fella' that hooks you up wit'em vacuums, right? Sho' seems like someone 'as hard to forget...
Yo, Weegi-o! It's sho' been goin'; someone's godda' make it so... But things've been mighty fine, ah-heh.
An' how 'bout you, eh? Seem in good spirits, no doubt.
An' how 'bout you, eh? Seem in good spirits, no doubt.
Oh-!! Dedede!! Hi! How's it going?
Heh-hey, Weeg -- long time, no pizza!
February 11, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Yo, Weegi-o! It's sho' been goin'; someone's godda' make it so... But things've been mighty fine, ah-heh.
An' how 'bout you, eh? Seem in good spirits, no doubt.
An' how 'bout you, eh? Seem in good spirits, no doubt.
Heh-hey, Weeg -- long time, no pizza!
Hello everyone! It's nice out today..!
February 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Heh-hey, Weeg -- long time, no pizza!
||: i'm the most insane motherfucker ever making tweaks to replies the day after i post them at the crack of dawn
February 9, 2025 at 12:06 PM
||: i'm the most insane motherfucker ever making tweaks to replies the day after i post them at the crack of dawn
[ With a brightness that could light the night sky, Dedede's face lit up -- belting out a bellowing laugh, and a few hearty pats to the good doctor's shoulder. ]
Heh, heh, heh! 𝘕𝘰𝘸𝘸 you 𝘬𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯' 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘢𝘳, Eggy! 'Ah told'ja, you ain't gon' find nothin' better 'an this -- what'chu glean, 'ah 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘦!
Heh, heh, heh! 𝘕𝘰𝘸𝘸 you 𝘬𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯' 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘢𝘳, Eggy! 'Ah told'ja, you ain't gon' find nothin' better 'an this -- what'chu glean, 'ah 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘦!
[ He thinks for a moment. He really wanted to get *more* out of this transaction - but the King only wants ONE kart, doesn't he? If he's impressed by the product, maybe further deals could be arranged. ]
... Ahh, alright! These little curiosities have caught my eye. You've got a deal, your majesty!
... Ahh, alright! These little curiosities have caught my eye. You've got a deal, your majesty!
February 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
[ With a brightness that could light the night sky, Dedede's face lit up -- belting out a bellowing laugh, and a few hearty pats to the good doctor's shoulder. ]
Heh, heh, heh! 𝘕𝘰𝘸𝘸 you 𝘬𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯' 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘢𝘳, Eggy! 'Ah told'ja, you ain't gon' find nothin' better 'an this -- what'chu glean, 'ah 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘦!
Heh, heh, heh! 𝘕𝘰𝘸𝘸 you 𝘬𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯' 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘢𝘳, Eggy! 'Ah told'ja, you ain't gon' find nothin' better 'an this -- what'chu glean, 'ah 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘦!
My Cause Is Just.
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February 7, 2025 at 11:36 AM
My Cause Is Just.
Reposted by KING DEDEDE.
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February 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Reposted by KING DEDEDE.
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February 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Hmh... Jus' one'a them oughta do the trick fo' now -- get me a feel for what they're all about; all the bells an' whistles.
As fo' 𝘮𝘺 end of the bargain... 'Ah can cut you a mighty fine off'ah for bein' such a prompt vendor there.
[ Motioning over to a Waddle Dee, promoting it to hand him two--
As fo' 𝘮𝘺 end of the bargain... 'Ah can cut you a mighty fine off'ah for bein' such a prompt vendor there.
[ Motioning over to a Waddle Dee, promoting it to hand him two--
Ho-ho! Now THAT'S what I like to hear-!
Really, of course, it depends on how many of my Ring Racers you're looking to buy; we've got a small armada of them ready to ship out!
... As for *payment,* hmm... A star rod, maybe? Perhaps some Ripple Crystals, or-- oh! Is there a Clockwork Star in orbit?
Really, of course, it depends on how many of my Ring Racers you're looking to buy; we've got a small armada of them ready to ship out!
... As for *payment,* hmm... A star rod, maybe? Perhaps some Ripple Crystals, or-- oh! Is there a Clockwork Star in orbit?
Eh...? ( Well, ain't 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 a first... )
... Heh, heh-𝘏𝘈𝘏.ᐟ Suppose ev'ryone's got their price, and 'ah can respect a fella' leader that knows exactly what he wants.
Believe you me, the only thing you 𝘢𝘪𝘯'𝘵 gonna find in Dreamland is anything less than the best!
... Heh, heh-𝘏𝘈𝘏.ᐟ Suppose ev'ryone's got their price, and 'ah can respect a fella' leader that knows exactly what he wants.
Believe you me, the only thing you 𝘢𝘪𝘯'𝘵 gonna find in Dreamland is anything less than the best!
February 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Hmh... Jus' one'a them oughta do the trick fo' now -- get me a feel for what they're all about; all the bells an' whistles.
As fo' 𝘮𝘺 end of the bargain... 'Ah can cut you a mighty fine off'ah for bein' such a prompt vendor there.
[ Motioning over to a Waddle Dee, promoting it to hand him two--
As fo' 𝘮𝘺 end of the bargain... 'Ah can cut you a mighty fine off'ah for bein' such a prompt vendor there.
[ Motioning over to a Waddle Dee, promoting it to hand him two--
Eh...? ( Well, ain't 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 a first... )
... Heh, heh-𝘏𝘈𝘏.ᐟ Suppose ev'ryone's got their price, and 'ah can respect a fella' leader that knows exactly what he wants.
Believe you me, the only thing you 𝘢𝘪𝘯'𝘵 gonna find in Dreamland is anything less than the best!
... Heh, heh-𝘏𝘈𝘏.ᐟ Suppose ev'ryone's got their price, and 'ah can respect a fella' leader that knows exactly what he wants.
Believe you me, the only thing you 𝘢𝘪𝘯'𝘵 gonna find in Dreamland is anything less than the best!
February 6, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Eh...? ( Well, ain't 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 a first... )
... Heh, heh-𝘏𝘈𝘏.ᐟ Suppose ev'ryone's got their price, and 'ah can respect a fella' leader that knows exactly what he wants.
Believe you me, the only thing you 𝘢𝘪𝘯'𝘵 gonna find in Dreamland is anything less than the best!
... Heh, heh-𝘏𝘈𝘏.ᐟ Suppose ev'ryone's got their price, and 'ah can respect a fella' leader that knows exactly what he wants.
Believe you me, the only thing you 𝘢𝘪𝘯'𝘵 gonna find in Dreamland is anything less than the best!
( AHE-𝘏𝘙𝘔-- ) Is'at so, huh? Well, if you sellin', can't see no reason in not buyin' -- ah'm lookin'a get on th' 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘬, and 𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘵!
Just, eh... How much are we 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯' here, exactly?
Just, eh... How much are we 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯' here, exactly?
Ho-hoh! Might you be interested in a little... business transaction, great king?
Don't worry -- I have no intentions on putting a hole in your royal treasury. The Ring Racers are available under a reasonable price range, I assure you...
Don't worry -- I have no intentions on putting a hole in your royal treasury. The Ring Racers are available under a reasonable price range, I assure you...
( ... )
February 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
( AHE-𝘏𝘙𝘔-- ) Is'at so, huh? Well, if you sellin', can't see no reason in not buyin' -- ah'm lookin'a get on th' 𝘳𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘬, and 𝘧𝘢𝘴𝘵!
Just, eh... How much are we 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯' here, exactly?
Just, eh... How much are we 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘪𝘯' here, exactly?
Reposted by KING DEDEDE.
||: a return of the Robits, huh...
may be...
may be...
November 20, 2024 at 6:09 AM
||: a return of the Robits, huh...
may be...
may be...
Reposted by KING DEDEDE.
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... Heh-heh, 𝘏𝘈𝘏! Weeell, diff'rent verse, same as'a first, as they say -- ain't 𝘯𝘰 time 'fer 𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘥𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯'!
Ah'm a bird tha's got his eyes 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘸 the skies! 𝘉𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘢 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬!
Ah'm a bird tha's got his eyes 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘸 the skies! 𝘉𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘢 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬!
November 12, 2024 at 8:45 PM
... Heh-heh, 𝘏𝘈𝘏! Weeell, diff'rent verse, same as'a first, as they say -- ain't 𝘯𝘰 time 'fer 𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘥𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯'!
Ah'm a bird tha's got his eyes 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘸 the skies! 𝘉𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘢 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬!
Ah'm a bird tha's got his eyes 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘸 the skies! 𝘉𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘢 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬!
Man, 'ah gots to say, it's a most 𝘣𝘦-𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭 day out t'day! I mean, jus' look'it that big, 𝘣𝘭𝘶𝘦 𝘴𝘬𝘺!
October 22, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Man, 'ah gots to say, it's a most 𝘣𝘦-𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘶𝘭 day out t'day! I mean, jus' look'it that big, 𝘣𝘭𝘶𝘦 𝘴𝘬𝘺!
Reposted by KING DEDEDE.
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