tRump is a fucking ass if he thinks Canada is going to become part of the United States, Denmark is going to handover Greenland, Panama is going to give up the canal and he has the right to rename the Gulf of Mexico.

I am convinced that Elon Musk’s new favorite song describing his relationship with tRump is The Time of My Life by Bill Medley and Jennifer Warner from the movie Dirty Dancing. Turn it on, kick back and close your eyes. Now visualize Elon twirling and dipping trump.

Apparently Heaven is no happier than I am about the presidential election. Almost 12 inches of tears have fallen since Wednesday afternoon.

Learning tRump won the election!

Should be “or”.

I’m on a roll! I’m working through my feelings regarding this election. It’s either this are shave off my eyebrows!

I will never understand how people who call themselves Christians could vote for trump. Someone please explain.