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@grandmooo.bsky.social
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NO rethugs! Here to make you smile ☺️, 🦮 mom, 📚worm, pianist/organist, sarcastic, accepting of everyone, 💙🐄, 💙 photography even tho I'm not great at it, dx'd #ADHD in my late 40s #craftbeer #memes #gallowshumor #randomhumor Did I mention #sarcastic?
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'Moo @grandmooo.bsky.social · Dec 24
I do it all for you guys 😊
#memes
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That little scrolly thing to pick the year you were born is gettin' kinda far
February 17, 2026 at 10:59 AM
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I get road rage walking behind people
February 17, 2026 at 10:58 AM
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I love the phrase "bear with me" because it either means "be patient" or "the zoo heist was a success"
February 17, 2026 at 10:57 AM
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Me, I have subtitles on my face
I'm so jealous of people who know how to shut up, I shut up and subtitles come out on my face
February 17, 2026 at 10:56 AM
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Being funny at work is a delicate balance of being just funny enough to entertain your coworkers, but not so funny that you get sent to HR
February 17, 2026 at 10:55 AM
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Gallows humor, my favorite
Help! I accidentally used dark humor with normal people and now they are concerned about my mental health.
February 17, 2026 at 10:53 AM
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Interviewer: What do you make at your current job? Me: Mostly mistakes and inappropriate comments.
February 17, 2026 at 10:52 AM
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Me too, Elmer, me too
Elmer Fudd is fishing and musing: I've reached the age where I get annoyed by lights left on, doors left open, loud music, and people...well, mostly people
February 17, 2026 at 10:49 AM
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Have a good day! That's too much pressure. Ok, have the day you have
February 16, 2026 at 10:48 AM
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I think I can do this! Might be more difficult than Dry January 😂
Join the 3 day challenge! No coffee on February 29th, 30th, or 31st
February 16, 2026 at 10:47 AM
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Ahhhhh, my childhood 😁
Playground equipment from the mid 1900s: Kids getting thrown off right and left. Total carnage. Wails of anguish. Not one adult gave a single shit about it
February 16, 2026 at 10:46 AM
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In front of a tiger enclosure at a zoo in India...They're Grrrrrrreat!
Sign at a zoo in front of the tiger enclosure: Please be safe. Tigers love kids but they are hard to digest so please stay back. Thank you
February 16, 2026 at 10:45 AM
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Today is #GotchaDay number 12 for the great Ready Freddie Mercury. He was approximately one year old when I got him, so he's lucky 13 now. He's the best boy 🐕💙
Black dog with graying muzzle lounging on the back of a sofa looking at the camera Graying black dog looking up at a treat Black dog with graying muzzle snuggled under blankets with just the muzzle poking out Black dog with brown muzzle on Gotcha Day and then with graying muzzle many years later
February 16, 2026 at 10:43 AM
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In other words, Karma. She's a bitch
I'm a firm believer that if you don't do right by people, life will not go right for you. You cannot lie, manipulate, and harm others and expect to live in peace. Just like your body reflects your habits, your life reflects how you treat others. Sooner or later, it will catch up to you and what you put out comes back to you.
February 15, 2026 at 11:31 AM
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AD/HD Highway to Hey look, a squirrel!
February 15, 2026 at 11:28 AM
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My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely
February 15, 2026 at 11:27 AM
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I don't know whose dog needs to hear this, but just because it crinkles, it doesn't mean it's your snack
February 15, 2026 at 11:26 AM
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Turns burner up to high
Hannibal Lecter: If people make you sick, maybe you should cook them longer
February 15, 2026 at 11:25 AM
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Mornin' Bluesky 🌄
I'm not much on seizing the day, I just kinda poke it with a stick
February 15, 2026 at 11:24 AM
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Skeleton hand holding eyeballs within a Valentine heart "I only have eyes for you"
February 14, 2026 at 4:40 PM
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Happy #Valentine'sDay
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Otter inside of a valentine heart with a badge saying "Romance Expert" captioned "I love you like no otter!"
February 14, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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@nathanwpyle.bsky.social can always make me smile
Strange Beings: SB1) Holds a drawing of a heart with an arrow through it "I drew a vital organ being wounded"; SB2) Critically! SB1) hands SB2 some flowers "also, these are dying"; SB2) So meaningful
February 14, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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Happy #Valentine'sDay
Cartoon black cat holds a heart in one hand that says "fuck you" and a bouquet of flowers with a knife in it in the other. Captioned "I am full of love and also rage"
February 14, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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Grumpy Cat says "you gave me your heart, it was delicious:
February 14, 2026 at 4:30 PM
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Unattended children will be given espresso and a free kitten
February 13, 2026 at 11:39 AM