Duane Barry
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Duane Barry
@grammarcunt.bsky.social
Just another asshole on the internet with thoughts and opinions.
*Now with more misanthropy!*

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I like the idea of being a good listener to people, for the outfits and pensive looks—it’s the listening part I struggle with.
Getting a sprained thumb from so much “show me less like this” on this app.
May 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I rewatched X-Files: I want to Believe for the first time in 17 years and I can’t get over this end credits scene of Mulder and Scully in a boat.
May 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
My tiny daughter. Does she know how loved she is, how impossibly cute she is?
May 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Were we meant to keep in touch with this many people via electronic means?
May 14, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I like occasionally sharing memes but I get overwhelmed when it becomes a whole back and forth volley.
May 14, 2025 at 6:51 AM
You know that white house just smells bad now.
May 12, 2025 at 2:40 AM
That’s my emotional support movie queue of things I’ll probably never get around to watching.
May 8, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Was the world always so noisy with car beeps and sirens and engines revving up?
May 8, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I wish we still had Joan Rivers.
May 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I will never understand how some folks have the time to be bad people. Being an intentionally bad person and committing to it seems so exhausting.
May 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It bears repeating that Kylie’s Tension II is a no skips album of disco pop delights.
May 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
My decent into madness hasn’t really been all that slow lately.
May 2, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I watched Sinners today and was sharing my positive experience about it with friends—why was it the cis het white friend who’s immediate question was “is it really racial?”
May 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Casually sent an alliterative text earlier. I’m gonna count that amongst my successes for the day.
April 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I wish I could quote cool smart book things. I got an extensive collection of movie/tv references to last a lifetime though.
April 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Aggressive stupidity is gonna kill us all and I just wanted to enjoy nature unbothered.
April 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I miss when things were quieter, without music attached to every post on picture things.
April 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
You ever just feel bad when you learn someone is just so basic, no depth, just looks?
April 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
When I was a little boy, I really enjoyed watching Superman 4.
Not sure why, but I had my reasons, I guess.
April 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Going nonverbal for the rest of today.
The pope died AND I lost one of my favorite chains that I barely had for months? Shut it all down.
April 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Everyone says that Black Mirror is about how technology is bad, but every episode I've seen is actually about how people are bad and technology can't save us from that
April 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Ziwe kills me. So dead.
I enjoyed her latest interview with Orville Peck ❤️
April 19, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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i have a life hack for making literally anything taste better and the secret is have someone else make it for you
April 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
That feeling one gets when hearing a weird distinct noise that’s not supposed to happen, and touching and moving things till you discover what that noise is and made it stop. (My microwave was making a lid thing rattle against something)
April 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I miss the times before constantly seeing selfies.
April 18, 2025 at 10:47 PM