Graham
@grahamlines.bsky.social
When I crave a beer, sparkling water really hits the spot
August 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
When I crave a beer, sparkling water really hits the spot
Just heard Careless Whisper by George Fucking Michaels coming out of my 11 year old’s room, I’m dying
August 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Just heard Careless Whisper by George Fucking Michaels coming out of my 11 year old’s room, I’m dying
We were bombing so much shit in the Seventies. Where have all the eco terrorists gone
July 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
We were bombing so much shit in the Seventies. Where have all the eco terrorists gone
I’m celebrating July fourth the way the forefathers intended, with IPAs and fresh pineapple
July 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I’m celebrating July fourth the way the forefathers intended, with IPAs and fresh pineapple
Me telepathically to my son: try sleeping with this anime cranked to 27
July 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Me telepathically to my son: try sleeping with this anime cranked to 27
45 45 minutes to go
I drank too much coffee
Need to shit I wanna stay home
I drank too much coffee
I drank too much coffee
Need to shit I wanna stay home
I drank too much coffee
March 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
45 45 minutes to go
I drank too much coffee
Need to shit I wanna stay home
I drank too much coffee
I drank too much coffee
Need to shit I wanna stay home
I drank too much coffee
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[bruce wayne speeding around in the batmobile] (roxanne voice) baaaatman, you don't have to stop at the red lights
January 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
[bruce wayne speeding around in the batmobile] (roxanne voice) baaaatman, you don't have to stop at the red lights
Matthew Vaughn should never be allowed to make another movie
January 31, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Matthew Vaughn should never be allowed to make another movie
Just saw the biggest dick I’ve ever seen in my life in a GC
January 6, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Just saw the biggest dick I’ve ever seen in my life in a GC
Chillin with my buddy
December 24, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Chillin with my buddy
Don’t airdrop me idk what that is
December 22, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Don’t airdrop me idk what that is
I showed my son the Rock Your Body video and he said JT was a terrible beatboxer so I told him Santa isn’t real
December 21, 2024 at 9:59 AM
I showed my son the Rock Your Body video and he said JT was a terrible beatboxer so I told him Santa isn’t real
My kid said her favorite song is Threw It On The Ground
December 19, 2024 at 9:24 PM
My kid said her favorite song is Threw It On The Ground
My son’s hyper niche interest
December 10, 2024 at 1:19 AM
My son’s hyper niche interest
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Christmas electricity Christmas e-lec-tric-ity
December 9, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Christmas electricity Christmas e-lec-tric-ity
Everyone should have a shot of gin before they cook. For confidence
December 7, 2024 at 10:37 PM
Everyone should have a shot of gin before they cook. For confidence
They cut off my legs now I’m an amputee god damn you - Tusk
December 1, 2024 at 12:35 AM
They cut off my legs now I’m an amputee god damn you - Tusk