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Graham Groans
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Graham Groans @grahamgroans.bsky.social · Jul 18
Graham Groans has got a Patreon.
Head on over there and check me out, why don't you?

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Preview for "Pile On."

See the drawing in all of its manly multitude over on patreon.com/grahamgroans.
Closely cropped image of a pencil sketch, showing a group of sleeping men, bodies intertwined, heads resting on each other's bodies.
February 1, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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Preview for "Graham's Roleplaying Sketches."

A long post full of sketches and drawings I did, featuring characters, lore, and scenes from the tabletop rpg i am lucky enough to be a part of.

Check it out on patreon.com/grahamgroans.
A closely cropped sketch of the heads of two guards, wearing crude helmets. The one looking over his shoulder is an orc, grim tusks showing, while of the other one we can only see a curled horn and a pointed ear.
January 16, 2026 at 7:16 PM
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Hey, fellow skeeters.
What is the noise a bar of soap makes when it falls onto the shower floor?
"splunk"? "splodge"? "thud"?
Asking for a comic.
January 11, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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Preview for "Another quick glance and 'America's Ass 10: Thor Ragnacock."

See the entire image over on my Patreon.
January 9, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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New Year's Wishes.
Colored drawing of the view through a gloryhole. You can see a man's crotch, as he is unbuckling his belt. The belt buckle says "2026". Theres grafitti on the glory hole's wall. The one above the hole says: "May your next one be everything you've been dreaming of!"
December 31, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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"Pink Kryptonite."
Colored drawing of Superman in mostly dark violet hues, standing in front of a brick wall. He is naked but for a leather cuff around his bicep, a leather harness with the Superman-logo on the chest, and a cockring connected to the harness. His head is tilted backwards, he is looking at the viewer with half-closed eyes, grabbing his pec with one hand, and his huge hard cock with the other. On the wall behind his head is a pink neon sign, spelling out "Pink Kryptonite" in cursive writing. The metal rings in his harness and the cockring are glowing in the same pink color as the neon sign. The same pink glow is glinting in Superman's eyes. His hard cock is trailing a long string of precum. Across the bottom of the image is written: "Our dedicated team of neuropharmacologists, exogeologists, hypnotists, occultists, and parasitologists, work tirelessly to make our world - and its superheroes - queerer and more sexually insatiable. Please consider donating your skills, bodies, or brains, to further our research and help us make your dreams cum true. PINK KRYPTONITE - Gooning the World."
December 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Preview for "Good Boy (TM)."

See this in full, as well as loads of other exclusive sketches, over on patreon.com/grahamgroans.
Closely cropped penciled sketch, showing the head, shoulder, knee of a young smiling man, as well a small part of his hands. He is bent and twisted as if stuck in a small box (like, for example, the box of a christmas present?), but does seem to be very happy about it.
December 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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"Ginger Bred."
Colored drawing of three rows of ginger haired men, lying on a huge piece of baking paper, seen from above. Each of the men is naked, or almost so, and visibly shown in post-orgasmic bliss. Each of them has cum dripping from their reddened assholes, or wears streaks of cum across their bodies. Some are lying on their backs, but most of them are on all fours, lifting their spread asses towards the viewer. The image is cropped in a way which suggests that there are many more men lying on that paper besides the visible nine.
December 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Preview for "Ginger Bred."

(See the art in its entire weird glistening glory over at patreon.com/grahamgroans.)
Colored drawing of a ginger man, lying on his stomach, seen from above. His head is twisted to its side so that we can see his face, both of his hands are reaching backwards, out of the frame, to the small of his back. He is lying on what seems to be baking paper; the calves of another man are visible at the upper left and right corner of the image, as if another man was lying above the first.
December 24, 2025 at 7:39 AM
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Preview for "Pink Kryptonite."

(See the whole thing on patreon.com/grahamgroans)
Closely cropped drawing of Superman's head and shoulders. He is wearing what seems to be a harness with the Superman-Logo on the chest; his head is slightly tilted, his mouth hangs slightly open, and he stares at the viewer with a faraway look in his eyes. In the center of his eyes glows a small pink light. He is standing against a brick wall, on which a neon sign is mounted. The neon sign supposedly reads "Pink Kryptonite" in cursive, but most of it is cropped out.
December 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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"First Cup of the Day."
Colored drawing showing a man, sitting cross-legged, arms around his knees, holding a cup of coffee close to his face. His eyes are closed, his lips are parted lightly. He is wearing socks and underwear. Golden light emanates from the cup, bathing the man's face; he is sat in front of a lilac colored backround that is broken up by golden rays, emanating as well from the cup.
December 17, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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I have spent the last two days at the QWEER X-MAS FEST in Berlin, selling stuff, networking, getting to know people, and being shamelessly flirted at.

And now, I posted a long update about it over on my patreon.
Come check it out:
www.patreon.com/posts/market...
December 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Every once in a while, I stumble across an artist who's talent and skill leaves me too awestruck to even get envious.
@daddis.bsky.social is one of those.
His use of color pencils and pastels makes me swoon.
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Color pencils on paper
December 16, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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I don't know how that happened, but grahamgroans has got an insta-account now.
(i mean, i KNOW how it happened. I watched it happening.)
Show me some love there, will you?

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December 14, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Feeling low? Need something heart-warming and uplifting to fight the december blues?
I posted something inspigaytional over on my Patreon. That should help.
www.patreon.com/posts/inspig...
Closely cropped image in dark pink hues, showing a man's face, blissfully scrunched up. The words "just breathe, everything is going to be okay" are written across the image, partially cropped off, but still readable.
December 9, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Reposted by Graham Groans
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"Been Nice?"
Happy St. Nick's Day.
Colored drawing in reddish-golden hues, showing St. Nick, smirking at the viewer. St. Nick is a muscular older man with darker skin, with a thick, dark, beard, short hair, greying chest hair, and a halo behind his head. He is wearing a bishop's cloak, draped loosely over his shoulders, old fashioned pants with the fly halfway undone, and is in the process of opening his belt, while maintaining eye contact with the viewer. Across the top of the drawing is written the question "Nice?".
December 7, 2023 at 11:33 AM
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tapping the sign
a grainy image of john waters saying "remember, pornographers have always been on our side. Brave, ready to fight for our rights. Smut is our friend."
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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"Naughty or Nice?"

A very merry Krampusday to all of you who celebrate.
Colored drawing in sepia tones, depicting St. Nick, Krampus, and a young human man. The man is kneeling in the middle of the scene, on a wooden sleigh, naked, his face blushing, a big red handprint on his buttcheeks. In front of him stands St. Nick, a huge man of middle eastern descent, a golden halo around his head, wearing a bishop's robe across his shoulders, and rough workpants and -boots. He is shirtless, and has his huge hard cock in his hand, precum dripping down onto the human's face. Behind the human kneels Krampus, a big demonic creature, with horns, hooves and tail reminiscent of a goat. His skin is dark and hairy, he wears a big belt with huge bells slung across his back, and two iron wristbands with broken chains dangling off of them. He is kneeling right behind the human, has one thumb pushed deep into the human's ass, while the other hand is raised, ready to spank the ass again; his hard, dripping cock is laying across the humans feet. Behind the three is a wall with the words "Naughty or Nice?" written on it in golden letters.
December 5, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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"Been Naughty?"
Happy Krampus Day.
Colored drawing in reddish-golden hues, showing Krampus, leering at the viewer. The Krampus is a humanoid monster with goat-like horns, pointed ears and a long, lolling tongue. Otherwise he has the appearance of a naked, hairy, muscular, bearded man with reddish skin. He is naked except for a belt with huge bells strapped across his back, and restraints and chains around his wrists and neck. He holds open his sack, ready to grab the viewer and stuff them in there. Across the top of the drawing is written the quesstion "Naughty?"
December 5, 2023 at 9:27 AM
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Another month, another Patreon-update.
This time with early-accesses to my newest postcards.
Whoop.

www.patreon.com/posts/decemb...
The December Update | GrahamGroans
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December 1, 2025 at 11:23 AM
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Preview for Part 02 of my Patreon-exclusive Story "The Good Neighbors".

See both parts over on patreon.com/grahamgroans.
Monochrome drawing in sepia hues of four men, shown from the knees upwards, standing next to one another. The Title "the GOOD NEIGHBORS Part 02" is laid over the drawing, mostly blocking it from view. From left to right you see two young men, twins, from the looks of it, wearing tank tops and shorts, arms around each other. The one on the left sticks out his tongue at the viewer, the one next to him has a smug grin on his face. He has his other arm around the shoulder of another man, naked but for a ballcap, his face flushed red, his hands in front of his crotch. On the right stands the twins' father, a stern looking man with grey hair and a mustache, his arms crossed in front of his broad chest.
November 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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"Supes and Luthor."

(If you're enjoying this, get your super-speed on and head on over to my patreon, where you can see a naked version of this image even without x-ray vision.)
Colored drawing of Superman and Lex Luthor, in front of a light green background. Superman is standing to the left, wearing only the blue pants, red boots, and red briefs of his super-suit. He is shirtless and flexing his arms confidently. Lex Luthor is kneeling to his left, wearing a dark gray suit, light grey shirt, and dark tie. Luthor has a vacant expression in his face. One of his hands is lightly touching Superman's thigh, while the other is violently kneading his hard cock through his suit pants. His exes are fixed on the hard cock straining Superman's briefs. Superman is seen saying in a speech bubble: "Gee, Mister Luthor! Why didn't you just say THIS is what you wanted? We could have done this all along and spared ourselves from all that unpleasantness!"
November 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Preview for "Supes and Luthor."
See the whole image over on patreon.com/grahamgroans
Closely cropped drawing of Supermans head and chest, shirtless, flexing his arms and looking down on someone out of frame.
November 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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I have amazing news to annouce!
"Kunstbehandlung", Munich's very own gay art gallery, has opened it's newest exhibition today. And among the amazing art by amazing international artists, you will find four limited, premium quality art prints by ME!

Check it out:
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én detail 2 | Internationale Gruppenausstellung 2025
en détail 2 Internationale Gruppenausstellung 27. November 2025 - 10. Januar 2026 Mit Arbeiten von Luke Carter, Gottfried, Graham Groans, Achim Horras, Giuseppe Fiore, Dirk Klose, Astrid Köhler, Luca,...
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November 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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I made a new post for all my Patrons. You can even see the real me, there:
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A quick peek below my desk. | GrahamGroans
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November 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM