I've started hammering out a big, round piece of thin metal so I can cook with it, it's not finished yet, it's a wok in progress.

My mates a chef and sometimes he shoots his mouth off and gets into trouble but he's a good guy so remember people, you should never judge a cook by it's bover. ( I know I know)

Hi, I'm a writer of plays, short stories and the occasional daft poem. Any writers on here say hi and I'll give you a follow, I'm new here so if anyone knows where the loo's are it would be greatly appreciated.