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yaoi inspector™
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hannah (30s, audhd, greyroace) eye of sauron-ing all the rpfs (positive) and using too many reaction images (derogatory). 90% pyuari-isms and joohyukmaxxing, 10% a secret third thing (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ᴥ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ⁠ʋ⁠)

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our minsang blondies 💕
January 7, 2026 at 9:42 PM
on the ᵇᵉᵃᶜʰ ᵇᵉᵃᶜʰ??!? fOR ME???!!
January 7, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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Thinking about Mingi who is “too greedy for half-measures” which plays into two narratives, one that means Hongjoong can’t give too much on camera sometimes (even when he does) which he compensates for off-camera, which explains Mingi being used to grabbing Hongjoong’s waist but not doing it here +
Mingi’s instinct to magnetize cock to ass to Hongjoong needs to be studied
January 7, 2026 at 1:28 PM
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Maybe, realistically, it’s a muscle memory thing with other small people, but watching this makes me feel very tinhatty
Mingi’s hands that are magnetized to Hongjoong’s waist is as much of a theme as Hongjoong’s teeth magnetizing to bite all over Mingi
January 7, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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oh i had this realization once
January 7, 2026 at 2:00 PM
LEE JOOHEON
January 7, 2026 at 6:26 AM
okay i finally watched the sting mv aND the sting performance mv and i am
January 7, 2026 at 6:21 AM
i stimmed too close to the sun while catching up on melody of secrets; i stubbed my toe while flailing at the last scene in episode 4
January 7, 2026 at 6:08 AM
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they should invent mutuals who live in your city
January 5, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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happy birthday to the only man ever
January 6, 2026 at 1:29 PM
January 7, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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"Those ten years" pt.3

(the continuation is on Patreon)
#satosugu
January 6, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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I'm so ready for Cats and Soup 😍
発表時のトレーラーにもあった両側から窓を拭くシーン✨
窓ガラスに猫のヒゲがプラスされました😉
(ちょっと太すぎだけど😅)

顔にシールを貼るシーンも超絶かわいいし、Lynxへの恋心を隠そうとどぎまぎしているTigerもSo Cute💖

#Firstkhaotung #CatForCash
January 6, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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Mingi 💜
January 6, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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Inspired by ATZ VR Concert and reaction to it where Mingi’s chest is visible and where Hongjoong asks, “Mingi, how many buttons do you have undone?”
January 3, 2026 at 11:51 AM
@ mingi of boy group ateez: 🅱️LEASE do the sting challenge with jooheon of boy group monsta x or i will shit my pants for the rest of eternity
January 7, 2026 at 1:16 AM
why were matz egg posting on instagram lmaoo (i just opened my phone to this 12 hours late)
January 7, 2026 at 1:05 AM
literally about to close my phone and joohyuk decide to do jooheon's sting challenge together (falls to knees) it ended with them kissing on the mouth btw (in my head)
January 6, 2026 at 7:22 AM
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m…….. madam seonghwa?? [i am forcibly dragged offstage]
January 6, 2026 at 1:06 AM
im trying to go to sleep and all i can think about is her (this mingi)
January 6, 2026 at 6:44 AM
i flew back home yesterday and entered Corpse Mode™ (lie on the couch and recoup spoons and stamina points) so i havent watched jooheon's mv/listened to the album yet, for fear of overloading the system (my brain) bUT i WANT TO
January 5, 2026 at 8:43 PM
okay besides getting flashbanged by minsang /pos i also just listened to jooheon's album preview and fear sounds like it's going to be my number one song in 2026's wrapped
January 4, 2026 at 7:47 PM
the way i was not prepared to open this video just now in public
January 4, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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What happens when dlsabIed kpop stans ask for the bare-fvxking-minimum. Y'all are not embarrassed enough by the behavior of your fellow fans. Y'all never do, but I'm still asking: Stand up for us for once.
January 3, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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Good Minjoong night, Kim Hongjoong I know what you are 👁️
January 4, 2026 at 1:37 AM