I HAVE NO GODDAMN IDEA.

OKAY

ASK.

Tell that to your granfather, see if we can finally make him laugh.

You're grounded.

̶H̶̶e̶ ̶h̶̶a̶̶d̶ ̶a̶ ̶m̶̶i̶̶n̶̶d̶ ̶f̶̶u̶̶l̶̶l̶ ̶o̶̶f̶ ̶d̶̶r̶̶e̶̶a̶̶m̶̶s̶ ̶o̶̶f̶ ̶v̶̶a̶̶s̶̶t̶ ̶s̶̶k̶̶i̶̶e̶̶s̶ ̶t̶̶h̶̶a̶̶t̶ ̶s̶̶t̶̶r̶̶e̶̶t̶̶c̶̶h̶̶e̶̶d̶ ̶a̶̶c̶̶r̶̶o̶̶s̶̶s̶ ̶a̶̶n̶ ̶u̶̶n̶̶e̶̶n̶̶d̶̶i̶̶n̶̶g̶ ̶w̶̶o̶̶r̶̶l̶̶d̶—̶a̶ ̶w̶̶o̶̶r̶̶l̶̶d̶ ̶o̶̶f̶ ̶s̶̶t̶̶o̶̶n̶̶e̶ ̶a̶̶n̶̶d̶ ̶s̶̶e̶̶a̶, ̶w̶̶h̶̶e̶̶r̶̶e̶ ̶e̶̶a̶̶c̶̶h̶ ̶b̶̶i̶̶t̶ ̶o̶̶f̶ ̶l̶̶i̶̶f̶̶e̶ ̶w̶̶a̶̶s̶ ̶b̶̶l̶̶e̶̶s̶̶s̶̶e̶̶d̶ ̶w̶̶i̶̶t̶̶h̶ ̶s̶̶u̶̶c̶̶h̶ ̶b̶̶e̶̶a̶̶u̶̶t̶̶y̶ ̶a̶̶n̶̶d̶ ̶u̶̶g̶̶l̶̶i̶̶n̶̶e̶̶s̶̶s̶ ̶a̶̶l̶̶i̶̶k̶̶e̶.

DO I. DO I REALLY.

And I hope the kids are too, cause holy shit.

Then please, tell future me, I'll do a better job at educating my son than he did.

Not before I ask you this.

Your name is Liam, right?

Okay so.

In your time. Am I still alive?

BABE NO-

I'd rather spend all my energy on you.

All I will say is these teeth were made for [REDACTED]

Why run when I have have a much better use for those legs-

I'll take it.

We're so chill and cool y'all. Absolutely not hormone rush rn, not unhinged in the slighters.

YES- no.

THE DOG NEEDS SOME MEAT DONT WORRY WE'RE ON IT

Excuse my french but: WOOF WOOF GRRRRR BARK BARK BARK WOOF WOOF ARF ARF GRRR GRRRRRR RUFF RUFF BARK BARK.

“ just another unfortunate gotham stray “

|| Gothamrp || DCRP || OC ||

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh the things I do for love.

FINE, I'll become a roided up werewolf so you can empty my [REDACTED] in your [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] for you.

Is that what you want?

I ALREADY AM???

WHAT ARE YOU-

WHY???

Make me a statue next to Batman's.

But sculpt me taller please.

Jason managed to smile, that felt right, that felt true.

"And I'm going to keep being your brother, always."

As a failsafe, in case the cannons are disabled.