Gordon
@gopher100888.bsky.social
Chocoholic and cake lover from Yorkshire, just a geek at heart! A big fan of gaming, dogs, gin, banter and travel. Plus, who doesn’t love a good nap? 🏳️🌈
When you use your last Fortnum & Mason tea bag you know you’re gunna have to slum it for a while.
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October 21, 2025 at 9:19 AM
When you use your last Fortnum & Mason tea bag you know you’re gunna have to slum it for a while.
At The Range I was looking at Halloween stuff, but singing “We wish you a merry Christmas” cause there is a 6 foot automated Santa singing Christmas songs. It’s September stop it! Halloween first.
September 21, 2025 at 12:35 PM
At The Range I was looking at Halloween stuff, but singing “We wish you a merry Christmas” cause there is a 6 foot automated Santa singing Christmas songs. It’s September stop it! Halloween first.
Seeing a comedy reel about parcels being delivered late/damaged/not delivered etc reminded me of the time Amazon argued with me that my house is in the wrong place.
August 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Seeing a comedy reel about parcels being delivered late/damaged/not delivered etc reminded me of the time Amazon argued with me that my house is in the wrong place.
Making my own crisps it’s taking longer than I thought. But the katsu spices are filling the house which smells Devine.
August 23, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Making my own crisps it’s taking longer than I thought. But the katsu spices are filling the house which smells Devine.
Xbox/Microsoft want me to prove my age or I’ll loose access to features. FUCK! OFF! I’ve had the account for over 20 years. They’ve taken money for Xbox Gold/Live/Ultimate from me for 20 years. I think that’s proof enough.
August 17, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Xbox/Microsoft want me to prove my age or I’ll loose access to features. FUCK! OFF! I’ve had the account for over 20 years. They’ve taken money for Xbox Gold/Live/Ultimate from me for 20 years. I think that’s proof enough.
It’s amazing that in my DMs pretty everyone apart from 3 has tried some sort of scam.
August 12, 2025 at 12:30 PM
It’s amazing that in my DMs pretty everyone apart from 3 has tried some sort of scam.
Was meant to be in Leeds today, but the train companies had other ideas. So York will do today. Not a bad view for lunch is it?
August 11, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Was meant to be in Leeds today, but the train companies had other ideas. So York will do today. Not a bad view for lunch is it?
Social media can be toxic but also has its moments. A woman complaining about an issue she had in 1992 and is wanting a refund. I think you’re a bit late on getting that refund. This is up there with “My printer stopped working when it ran out of ink. 1 ⭐️”
July 27, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Social media can be toxic but also has its moments. A woman complaining about an issue she had in 1992 and is wanting a refund. I think you’re a bit late on getting that refund. This is up there with “My printer stopped working when it ran out of ink. 1 ⭐️”
I’m back off my holiday. I really didn’t want it to end. I’ve been awake 26 hours, jet lagged to hell. I’ve unpacked and started all the washing. I’ll either crash later or be well past it.
July 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I’m back off my holiday. I really didn’t want it to end. I’ve been awake 26 hours, jet lagged to hell. I’ve unpacked and started all the washing. I’ll either crash later or be well past it.
My god I’m sweating my Dolly Partons off.
June 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
My god I’m sweating my Dolly Partons off.
Bigots trying to justify themselves and moaning about foreigners, while their command of the English language is poor. “Stop the boats that sale across the channel”. Ooo what bargains are going to bring? I love a good deal.
June 26, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Bigots trying to justify themselves and moaning about foreigners, while their command of the English language is poor. “Stop the boats that sale across the channel”. Ooo what bargains are going to bring? I love a good deal.
It’s only 09:45am and I’m a bit
a woman in a yellow jacket is making a funny face with the word moist written on it .
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June 20, 2025 at 8:46 AM
It’s only 09:45am and I’m a bit
Rewatching Babylon 5. If I was a fictional character I’d be her. Same mentality and luck.
June 17, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Rewatching Babylon 5. If I was a fictional character I’d be her. Same mentality and luck.
Highlight of the day so far. A woman arguing with a Primark employee that another store has this T-shirt so this one should. The employee tried to explain it’s not in stock. The woman was not having any of it. “Wakefield has it”. Go to Wakefield then love.
May 23, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Highlight of the day so far. A woman arguing with a Primark employee that another store has this T-shirt so this one should. The employee tried to explain it’s not in stock. The woman was not having any of it. “Wakefield has it”. Go to Wakefield then love.
Walked 10 miles around London. My poor aching feet, and my back cause it was crammed full of goodies.
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May 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Walked 10 miles around London. My poor aching feet, and my back cause it was crammed full of goodies.
Me in Kings Cross tomorrow watching a child thinking it’s off to Hogwarts while running at a wall when in fact it’s off to A&E.
a man in a purple tank top is saying run .
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May 15, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Me in Kings Cross tomorrow watching a child thinking it’s off to Hogwarts while running at a wall when in fact it’s off to A&E.
No you can’t spell my name with an A, and E or U. Stop it! I can understand the e and the u as it sounds like you’re saying den or if your northern then dun. And no you can’t shorten it to Ordie! it sounds too much like orgy. Plus side I didn’t know I’m a saint in Rome.
April 25, 2025 at 9:35 AM
No you can’t spell my name with an A, and E or U. Stop it! I can understand the e and the u as it sounds like you’re saying den or if your northern then dun. And no you can’t shorten it to Ordie! it sounds too much like orgy. Plus side I didn’t know I’m a saint in Rome.
I think in the new series of Gladiators they should have a new event called. Dog Chase. You have to run around a coffee table & try catch a Yorkshire Terrier with his fave toy. If you do it 10 points. You won’t ever win. Good to watch, but not when you need to get the fucker, so you can go to bed.
April 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I think in the new series of Gladiators they should have a new event called. Dog Chase. You have to run around a coffee table & try catch a Yorkshire Terrier with his fave toy. If you do it 10 points. You won’t ever win. Good to watch, but not when you need to get the fucker, so you can go to bed.
I’m meant to be working but Spotify is playing some belters.
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April 8, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I’m meant to be working but Spotify is playing some belters.
If you’re going to try and scam me, don’t send it from your personal email address, you fuck wit. I now have your full now and what looks like your DOB.
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March 12, 2025 at 10:37 AM
If you’re going to try and scam me, don’t send it from your personal email address, you fuck wit. I now have your full now and what looks like your DOB.
I love it when a conversation starts with “I’m not gunna gossip, but”.
March 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I love it when a conversation starts with “I’m not gunna gossip, but”.
After a total of 10 hours sleep in 2 days, along with 2 days of meetings I’m shattered.
March 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
After a total of 10 hours sleep in 2 days, along with 2 days of meetings I’m shattered.
First time commuting in 8 months and the train is late. Why am I not surprised?
March 5, 2025 at 7:02 AM
First time commuting in 8 months and the train is late. Why am I not surprised?
Watching someone on TV doing an arts master class is so relaxing. I envy someone who can paint/draw etc. I struggle with a stick people.
March 1, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Watching someone on TV doing an arts master class is so relaxing. I envy someone who can paint/draw etc. I struggle with a stick people.
The announcements on Two Pint Museum are making me laugh.
February 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
The announcements on Two Pint Museum are making me laugh.