Your dads a gooner
@goonydad.bsky.social
goony 🥴 bear 🐻 bator 👊🏻
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Just got my first “no fatty‘s” message in a very long time on Grindr and I can’t help but feel sorry for the guy. He has NO idea what he’s missing.
February 5, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Just got my first “no fatty‘s” message in a very long time on Grindr and I can’t help but feel sorry for the guy. He has NO idea what he’s missing.
Felt big and breedable here
February 4, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Felt big and breedable here
One week in the sun does the body good
January 24, 2026 at 12:42 PM
One week in the sun does the body good
Reskeet if you’re a bator and want other bators to add you 😵💫
January 19, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Reskeet if you’re a bator and want other bators to add you 😵💫
Let’s see how sunburnt I get on this vacation
January 18, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Let’s see how sunburnt I get on this vacation
These titties need to be sucked on
January 12, 2026 at 12:47 PM
These titties need to be sucked on
Can you tell I’m excited for my first @jackscrny.bsky.social party tonight 🥴
January 9, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Can you tell I’m excited for my first @jackscrny.bsky.social party tonight 🥴
What are you getting your lips on first? Nips? Dick? Hole?
January 8, 2026 at 2:40 PM
What are you getting your lips on first? Nips? Dick? Hole?
Is it really a Disney vacation until you have a cast member over to your hotel room for a goon session?
December 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Is it really a Disney vacation until you have a cast member over to your hotel room for a goon session?
Haven’t hooked up in exactly six months and my poor dick and butt are so lonely 🥺
December 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Haven’t hooked up in exactly six months and my poor dick and butt are so lonely 🥺
Haven’t jerked off in four days and my balls literally ACHE??
December 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Haven’t jerked off in four days and my balls literally ACHE??
New bate chair has me showing a lot more ass than normal 🥴
December 1, 2025 at 12:46 PM
New bate chair has me showing a lot more ass than normal 🥴
Can you tell I’m feral for a dick in my butt??
November 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Can you tell I’m feral for a dick in my butt??
Did I do it right?
November 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Did I do it right?
Saturdays are for the…. Saturdays
November 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Saturdays are for the…. Saturdays
You know it’s fall when the long John’s come out
October 2, 2025 at 12:41 PM
You know it’s fall when the long John’s come out
25 to 30 has been great for me 🥴😈
October 1, 2025 at 3:31 AM
25 to 30 has been great for me 🥴😈
Nothing beats a greased up saturbate
August 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Nothing beats a greased up saturbate
Feeling hot and HEAVYYYY
July 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Feeling hot and HEAVYYYY
Happy hump dayyyy
July 9, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Happy hump dayyyy
Hooked up the BF’s old PS2 and and I have essentially been alternating between playing Simpsons Road rage and jerking off for the last 24 hours
June 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Hooked up the BF’s old PS2 and and I have essentially been alternating between playing Simpsons Road rage and jerking off for the last 24 hours
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Felt big this morning
March 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Felt big this morning
Found this deep in my hidden folder, I miss this mirror 🥴
February 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Found this deep in my hidden folder, I miss this mirror 🥴
I’m fat, I have a cock, and it’s Friday
February 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
I’m fat, I have a cock, and it’s Friday