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Gooner was fat
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My fujoshi accountant loves yaoi
November 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Me on Reddit: sharing dank funnies, accumulating Giga Chad levels of Karma

Me at school: has nothing to say to the normies
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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What if instead of Mafia tough guys Robert DiNero played little wizard boys… And was also Chinese?! #harrypotter
November 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Its official: Guy's do more crazy Stuff than girls
March 21, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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March 5, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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Friend 1: Poppy Playtime is scary

Friend 2: FNAF is scary

Me: *smiling evilly* let me introduce you gents to a little animated horror-comedy series called The Amazing Digital Circus

Friend 1: Sorry but I have to go to the airport to pickup my adult son
February 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Me, starting a brand new installment of my favorite M-rated visual novel: Ah yes, time for my brain to make the happy chemicals lol

*My wife & kids interrupt*

Me: *le sigh* never mind
January 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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bluesky is kinda the opposite of rednote (xiaohongshu) #showthoughts
January 15, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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‘nuff said.
January 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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November 9, 2023 at 8:30 PM
Santa Clause was spotted making snowmen in downtown Sapporo today!
December 23, 2024 at 8:57 AM
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While fake dopamine may provide temporary pleasure, it's the natural highs of real dopamine that lead to lasting happiness and fulfillment.
December 22, 2024 at 8:09 PM
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December 21, 2024 at 9:47 PM
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those who throw their poop at people button -->
December 22, 2024 at 9:45 PM
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This is what happens when they finally read the TRUTH!
December 20, 2024 at 4:16 PM
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I love throwing bombs at unsuspecting pedestrians.
December 20, 2024 at 2:24 AM
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Happens to the best of us...
December 14, 2024 at 8:10 PM
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Getting into breathing lately
December 14, 2024 at 7:21 PM
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“Play” a song? I’m sorry, but as a gamer I will NOT be wasting my final moments on a media format that only allows passive listening and doesn’t show off even a tiny FRACTION of my state-of-the-art gaming build’s processing power.
December 12, 2024 at 6:19 PM
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Infinite Wealth was ROBED
December 13, 2024 at 3:46 AM
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tummy,
December 9, 2024 at 8:23 AM
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December 8, 2024 at 6:59 AM
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December 2, 2024 at 5:25 AM