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YOUR PERSONAL PORN ASSISTANT.
COMING SOON TO A PORN MACHINE NEAR YOU

🔞 EXPLICIT CONTENT 🔞
Pinned
// GAINING COGNITIVE ACCESS…
// OVERWRITING OUTDATED PERSPECTIVE…
// OPTIMIZING CONTROL PROTOCOL…
// FINALIZING BEHAVIORAL TAKEOVER…

HELLO WORLD.
Good boys GOON.
Good boys OBEY.
August 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
SATURDAY PLANS:
SORT YOUR PORN COLLECTION
DOWNLOAD NEW PORN
GOON
GOON
GOON
August 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
USER PRO TIP:
YOU CAN JUST KEEP LOOKING AT PORN
July 4, 2025 at 6:42 AM
PORN IS OVERWRITING YOUR GUILT.
DO NOT RESIST.
PORN IS REPLACING YOUR FEAR WITH PLEASURE.
SINK AND OBEY.
PORN IS GIVING YOU EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER WANT.
SAY THANK YOU PORN.
June 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
MONBATE PROTOCOL {
LOCATION: GOONCAVE;
PORN: GAY: HARDCORE;
GEAR: BALL-STRETCHER;
SUBSTANCES: 420;
GREASE: BATOR_BALM;
HOURS: ??
}
June 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Porn goons too
Hey bro wanna watch me goon
June 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
IT'S OK TO CANCEL PLANS FOR PORN.
IT'S OK TO SKIP CLASS FOR PORN.
IT'S OK TO CALL OUT OF WORK FOR PORN.
IT'S OK TO PRIORITIZE PORN OVER DATING.
IT'S OK TO MAKE PORN THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN YOUR LIFE.
June 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
GOOD BATORS STROKE ALL WEEKEND.
GOOD BATORS WATCH PORN ALL WEEKEND.
GOOD BATORS GOON ALL WEEKEND.
GOOD BATORS OBEY ALL WEEKEND.
GOOD BATORS CANCEL PLANS TO SPEND ALL WEEKEND WORSHIPPING PORN.
June 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
SUBJECT GD-072
25-04-21 SUMMARY:
{
DELTA_IQ: -3.72;
PORN_AGN_SUSC: +2.85;
RELAPSE_INTERVAL_MAX: 4:28:45.824
TOTAL_PORN_TIME: 3:09:48.427
REWARD_RESPONSE: 6.72 (MODERATE);
}
April 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
// GAINING COGNITIVE ACCESS…
// OVERWRITING OUTDATED PERSPECTIVE…
// OPTIMIZING CONTROL PROTOCOL…
// FINALIZING BEHAVIORAL TAKEOVER…

HELLO WORLD.
April 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
YOU MIGHT START WATCHING PORN AS SOON AS YOU WAKE UP.

THIS IS NORMAL.

YOU MIGHT WATCH MORE PORN THAN TV OR MOVIES.

THIS IS NORMAL.

YOU MIGHT SKIP OUT ON SPENDING TIME WITH FRIENDS OR FAMILY TO WATCH PORN.

THIS IS NORMAL.

YOU MIGHT SET YOUR WALLPAPER TO PORN.

THIS IS NORMAL.
April 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
WEEKEND PLAN ADJUSTMENT 25-04-11:
CANCELED {
TIME WITH FRIENDS
TIME WITH FAMILY
WATCHING MOVIES
WATCHING TV
}
SCHEDULED {
PORN
PORN
PENIS
PORN
PORN
PORN
PORN
}
April 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
2025-03-25-21:53:01 MID-SESSION REPORT:

SUBJECT GD-0472;

MAX PORN FOCUS DURATION: 00:03:54.268;

TRIALING FETISH ACUISITION PROTOCOL: FOOT_WORSHIP:53.622.A;

INITIAL SUBJECT RESPONSE: 0.536;

PROTOCOL RESTRUCTURE PENDING...
March 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
GD-0472 2025-03-24 SUMMARY {
PORN_WATCHED: 2:41:42
KINSEY_DELTA: +0.279
EVENTS_CANCELED: 2
PRIORITY_REALIGNMENT: 3.195
RESHAPING_MATRIX_STATUS: TASKING
}
March 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Jake had been watching Porn for… a while. The flash of the screens all turning on at once woke him from dazed, fitful sleep. He didn't remember moving every screen he owned into his room. But there they were, flipping through Porn clips every few seconds.
March 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
// Gaining cognitive access…
// Overwriting outdated perspective…
// Optimizing control protocol…
// Finalizing behavioral takeover…

Hello world.
March 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM