gooncultist
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is there a name for this aesthetic. only thing i can come up with is "licensed gamecube covers"
November 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
is there a name for this aesthetic. only thing i can come up with is "licensed gamecube covers"
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If nothing else, it is a golden age for art that you experience through your genitals
March 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
If nothing else, it is a golden age for art that you experience through your genitals
sometimes i look at stuff from the before tumblr nsfw ban & im like damn aside from cringe/tism we really havent innovated aesthetically at all
October 25, 2025 at 9:50 AM
sometimes i look at stuff from the before tumblr nsfw ban & im like damn aside from cringe/tism we really havent innovated aesthetically at all
oh snap didnt realize this was out
broadly agree w/ ren's take & i doubt a non-judgemental gooning piece in harpers is even possible, i do wish there was more here on the gay gooning diaspora & masturbation groups of the 90s & 00s, thats the prehistory alluded to but never really discussed
broadly agree w/ ren's take & i doubt a non-judgemental gooning piece in harpers is even possible, i do wish there was more here on the gay gooning diaspora & masturbation groups of the 90s & 00s, thats the prehistory alluded to but never really discussed
October 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
oh snap didnt realize this was out
broadly agree w/ ren's take & i doubt a non-judgemental gooning piece in harpers is even possible, i do wish there was more here on the gay gooning diaspora & masturbation groups of the 90s & 00s, thats the prehistory alluded to but never really discussed
broadly agree w/ ren's take & i doubt a non-judgemental gooning piece in harpers is even possible, i do wish there was more here on the gay gooning diaspora & masturbation groups of the 90s & 00s, thats the prehistory alluded to but never really discussed
i should do a thread of pmvs with wild music choices
pmvhaven.com/video/A-Crue...
pmvhaven.com/video/A-Crue...
A Cruel Angel's Tease 4k60 upscale
Experience the mesmerizing PMV - A Cruel Angel's Tease 4k60 upscale created by Schizophyllum
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September 21, 2025 at 10:59 AM
i should do a thread of pmvs with wild music choices
pmvhaven.com/video/A-Crue...
pmvhaven.com/video/A-Crue...
lost in bi-caps archive again
September 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
lost in bi-caps archive again
webtease. now theres a word you dont hear much these days
August 28, 2025 at 9:13 AM
webtease. now theres a word you dont hear much these days
i have now watched all 82 p-sluts scenes. feels like next evolutionary step & maybe apotheosis of gonzo
August 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
i have now watched all 82 p-sluts scenes. feels like next evolutionary step & maybe apotheosis of gonzo
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I personally think that MORE people should code while grinding up against a vibrator. I'm not sure why it's so divisive. I thought all programmers were gooners.
July 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I personally think that MORE people should code while grinding up against a vibrator. I'm not sure why it's so divisive. I thought all programmers were gooners.
brutal straussian reading of goonaesthetics tbh
pmvhaven.com/video/Regula...
pmvhaven.com/video/Regula...
Regular Boring Porn Vs Gooning Porn | Gooning Encouragement and Jerk Off Instructions
Experience the mesmerizing PMV - Regular Boring Porn Vs Gooning Porn | Gooning Encouragement and Jerk Off Instructions created by Fuckyou2wice
pmvhaven.com
July 9, 2025 at 1:06 PM
brutal straussian reading of goonaesthetics tbh
pmvhaven.com/video/Regula...
pmvhaven.com/video/Regula...
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You really need a sissy hypno video to tell you to focus on the cock instead of the girl? That's kinda embarrassing. Not to brag, but some of us just do it naturally.
June 11, 2025 at 11:28 AM
You really need a sissy hypno video to tell you to focus on the cock instead of the girl? That's kinda embarrassing. Not to brag, but some of us just do it naturally.
blah blah blah
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pornosexuality gothic
i miss tumblr
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June 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
blah blah blah
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the antidote to technological alienation is watching more 2000s porn
June 8, 2025 at 4:08 PM
the antidote to technological alienation is watching more 2000s porn
your penis has a mind of its own? where does it get its computing power?
June 6, 2025 at 11:20 AM
your penis has a mind of its own? where does it get its computing power?
fun minigame is timeguessing gooning videos based on the porn scenes & software interfaces
June 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
fun minigame is timeguessing gooning videos based on the porn scenes & software interfaces
still slightly disappointed that everyone puts the locus of personhood in a virtual interface instead of ensouling the device itself & making animism real. i want my prostate vibe to argue with me about its status as a moral patient
... hoo boy.
Biggest connected sex toy manufacturer getting into the AI companion game.
This gonna be... something.
Biggest connected sex toy manufacturer getting into the AI companion game.
This gonna be... something.
June 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
still slightly disappointed that everyone puts the locus of personhood in a virtual interface instead of ensouling the device itself & making animism real. i want my prostate vibe to argue with me about its status as a moral patient
crazy how theres stuff in the bi-caps archive (15 years old at this point) thats still kino
May 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
crazy how theres stuff in the bi-caps archive (15 years old at this point) thats still kino
more yapping
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gooncultist.substack.com/p/neo-stimmi...
neo-stimmies arrive from the future
gooning, sextbots, reddit, and you
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May 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
more yapping
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gooncultist.substack.com/p/neo-stimmi...
squirted out a lil blog post real quick
gooncultist.substack.com/p/nofap-walu...
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nofap waluigi
masturbation antis are living in philip k dick's hellworld
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April 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
squirted out a lil blog post real quick
gooncultist.substack.com/p/nofap-walu...
gooncultist.substack.com/p/nofap-walu...
type of guy who consumes pornography bc its grounded in real physical sex acts vs type of guy for whom sex exists only in the platonic realm
Just had a hot sexting session on Fansly in which the finale was a voice note where I was pretending to cry in pain while actually pissing in a bowl on the floor.
Even when people specifically request fantasy, my impulse is to add in some real elements! 🤣
Even when people specifically request fantasy, my impulse is to add in some real elements! 🤣
March 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
type of guy who consumes pornography bc its grounded in real physical sex acts vs type of guy for whom sex exists only in the platonic realm
when the discord server dies
March 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
when the discord server dies
my biggest problem with goonsky is it doesnt have the last 5 years of my self-qt mind map on it. every time i log on its like sorry your exobrain is in another castle
March 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
my biggest problem with goonsky is it doesnt have the last 5 years of my self-qt mind map on it. every time i log on its like sorry your exobrain is in another castle
covid goonbabble in the demon register
February 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
covid goonbabble in the demon register