Goofydad
@goofydad.bsky.social
Husband, parent, step-asshole, Nurse Practitioner, fiend and fur-daddy. Proud liberal because I'm not a sociopath. On the spectrum, but who isn't.
It's cute watching the nursing home residents shuffle by the casket of Jimmy Carter.
January 7, 2025 at 11:00 PM
It's cute watching the nursing home residents shuffle by the casket of Jimmy Carter.
5 days after hip replacement
- Took pain med
- took a gummy
- wife said "what does the dog have in his mouth?"
- dog comes out from behind chair with a steak knife in his mouth like a pirate.
- I realize that was an intense, sober 30 seconds, And I didn't take enough drugs to cope with the reality.
- Took pain med
- took a gummy
- wife said "what does the dog have in his mouth?"
- dog comes out from behind chair with a steak knife in his mouth like a pirate.
- I realize that was an intense, sober 30 seconds, And I didn't take enough drugs to cope with the reality.
December 22, 2024 at 7:22 PM
5 days after hip replacement
- Took pain med
- took a gummy
- wife said "what does the dog have in his mouth?"
- dog comes out from behind chair with a steak knife in his mouth like a pirate.
- I realize that was an intense, sober 30 seconds, And I didn't take enough drugs to cope with the reality.
- Took pain med
- took a gummy
- wife said "what does the dog have in his mouth?"
- dog comes out from behind chair with a steak knife in his mouth like a pirate.
- I realize that was an intense, sober 30 seconds, And I didn't take enough drugs to cope with the reality.
I'm pitching a game show to NBC. in honor of Deal or no deal island, I propose "Wheel of Jeopardy."
There will be a wheel. There will be jeopardy.
There will be a wheel. There will be jeopardy.
December 21, 2024 at 2:15 AM
I'm pitching a game show to NBC. in honor of Deal or no deal island, I propose "Wheel of Jeopardy."
There will be a wheel. There will be jeopardy.
There will be a wheel. There will be jeopardy.
Healthcare peeps, if you have access to this paper, it's an essential read.
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21980898/
Humour in medicine is essential for the well-being of the patients and staff. Medicine can be dark and painful.
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21980898/
Humour in medicine is essential for the well-being of the patients and staff. Medicine can be dark and painful.
Gallows humor in medicine - PubMed
Medical professionals regularly joke about their patients' problems. Some of these jokes are clearly wrong, but are all jokes wrong?
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
December 14, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Healthcare peeps, if you have access to this paper, it's an essential read.
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21980898/
Humour in medicine is essential for the well-being of the patients and staff. Medicine can be dark and painful.
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21980898/
Humour in medicine is essential for the well-being of the patients and staff. Medicine can be dark and painful.
Television perfume commercials confuse me... Do I really want to smell like drunk Johnny Depp sweating in the desert?
December 8, 2024 at 11:15 PM
Television perfume commercials confuse me... Do I really want to smell like drunk Johnny Depp sweating in the desert?
variety.com/2024/tv/news...
Taking a knee is costly to the networks. Fewer views, less ad revenue, just like "x"
Taking a knee is costly to the networks. Fewer views, less ad revenue, just like "x"
MSNBC’s ‘Morning Joe’ Midweek Ratings Plunge 15% After Hosts Visit Trump at Mar-A-Lago
Ratings for MSNBC's 'Morning Joe' have declined noticeably for two consecutive days after hosts Scarborough and Brzezinski detailed a visit to Trump
variety.com
November 30, 2024 at 7:58 PM
variety.com/2024/tv/news...
Taking a knee is costly to the networks. Fewer views, less ad revenue, just like "x"
Taking a knee is costly to the networks. Fewer views, less ad revenue, just like "x"
According to NY TImes, " state police in West Virginia are continuing to investigate a longtime youth pastor who has now been charged with nearly 200 counts of sexual abuse crimes involving children."
Tell me again how it's trans and gay people?
Tell me again how it's trans and gay people?
November 28, 2024 at 3:34 PM
According to NY TImes, " state police in West Virginia are continuing to investigate a longtime youth pastor who has now been charged with nearly 200 counts of sexual abuse crimes involving children."
Tell me again how it's trans and gay people?
Tell me again how it's trans and gay people?
Has Morning Joe tanked yet? I stopped listening.
November 28, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Has Morning Joe tanked yet? I stopped listening.
"https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/28/us/transgender-san-jose-boise-volleyball.html?unlocked_article_code=1.dU4.F24-.W76AZ5eN0bsh&smid=url-share
Well, if Boise State is concerned about trans women playing in womens' sports, they should talk to Caitlyn Jenner. She competes in women's golf tourneys
Well, if Boise State is concerned about trans women playing in womens' sports, they should talk to Caitlyn Jenner. She competes in women's golf tourneys
November 28, 2024 at 3:23 PM
"https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/28/us/transgender-san-jose-boise-volleyball.html?unlocked_article_code=1.dU4.F24-.W76AZ5eN0bsh&smid=url-share
Well, if Boise State is concerned about trans women playing in womens' sports, they should talk to Caitlyn Jenner. She competes in women's golf tourneys
Well, if Boise State is concerned about trans women playing in womens' sports, they should talk to Caitlyn Jenner. She competes in women's golf tourneys
Holiday palate cleansing...
November 27, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Holiday palate cleansing...
Reposted by Goofydad
Who did this? 🤣
November 24, 2024 at 5:22 AM
Who did this? 🤣
Reposted by Goofydad
Fun fact: there was a trans woman in the bathroom I was using today.
You’ll never believe what I did next:
I pissed. I washed my hands. I nodded to them on the way out, and I went on about my day because I’m not a fucking psychopath who cares what bathroom people use.
You’ll never believe what I did next:
I pissed. I washed my hands. I nodded to them on the way out, and I went on about my day because I’m not a fucking psychopath who cares what bathroom people use.
November 20, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Fun fact: there was a trans woman in the bathroom I was using today.
You’ll never believe what I did next:
I pissed. I washed my hands. I nodded to them on the way out, and I went on about my day because I’m not a fucking psychopath who cares what bathroom people use.
You’ll never believe what I did next:
I pissed. I washed my hands. I nodded to them on the way out, and I went on about my day because I’m not a fucking psychopath who cares what bathroom people use.
Will the last one left at Twitter/ X make certain to unplug the coffee maker?
November 19, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Will the last one left at Twitter/ X make certain to unplug the coffee maker?
Periodic Table of Condiments.
November 18, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Periodic Table of Condiments.
Gonna put this here. It's my turn with the controls for the Soros Jewish Space Laser.
November 15, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Gonna put this here. It's my turn with the controls for the Soros Jewish Space Laser.
