Short man Advocate
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🇧🇧identifies as 5’1” CFC⚽️
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The Special One™️
January 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
The Special One™️
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“ooooweeee, look what that money make a bitch do”
January 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
“ooooweeee, look what that money make a bitch do”
Geminis keep negativity and evil out your life
If a zodiac sign called you, which one are you hanging up on immediately?
Mine’s Pisces 👀…there isn’t enough time in the day for that conversation 😂
Mine’s Pisces 👀…there isn’t enough time in the day for that conversation 😂
a cartoon of peppa pig holding a cell phone with the word block written on it
ALT: a cartoon of peppa pig holding a cell phone with the word block written on it
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Geminis keep negativity and evil out your life
Post a villain you love
January 13, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Post a villain you love
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Nothing annoys me like that tbh…
Promoters would sell 700 tickets for a party and order 120 branded cups.
January 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Nothing annoys me like that tbh…
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Easiest 700mil I'd ever make😂
January 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Easiest 700mil I'd ever make😂
She say take it easy I will do the work
January 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
She say take it easy I will do the work
Eating cereal and watching midnight gospel
4. What are some things you enjoy doing while high? Hobbies?
January 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Eating cereal and watching midnight gospel
Asked me for a pen first day of school like I’m ever prepared for anything😂
7. How did you meet your best friend?
January 3, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Asked me for a pen first day of school like I’m ever prepared for anything😂
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Anytime i see somebody saying "My God don't play about me" 99.9% of the time they are absolute demons.
December 30, 2024 at 4:28 PM
Anytime i see somebody saying "My God don't play about me" 99.9% of the time they are absolute demons.
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I FED UP UH THESE RASSHOLEEEEE MILLEPEDES NOW!! Fuck.
December 30, 2024 at 2:07 PM
I FED UP UH THESE RASSHOLEEEEE MILLEPEDES NOW!! Fuck.
Me to my mother: I had something to do for you?
My mother: if you stop drinking you’d remember.
I’m both sober and confused😭
My mother: if you stop drinking you’d remember.
I’m both sober and confused😭
December 26, 2024 at 2:23 PM
Me to my mother: I had something to do for you?
My mother: if you stop drinking you’d remember.
I’m both sober and confused😭
My mother: if you stop drinking you’d remember.
I’m both sober and confused😭
May the lord have mercy on my liver
December 25, 2024 at 5:22 PM
May the lord have mercy on my liver
I drink henny and brandy now I tipsy and I ain’t even get to my family lunch yet🥲
December 25, 2024 at 5:21 PM
I drink henny and brandy now I tipsy and I ain’t even get to my family lunch yet🥲
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Vacation just flying then wtf
December 24, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Vacation just flying then wtf
I went to my ham cutter spot and the woman tell me it’s Christmas I should have ham cutters home, you want my money or not?
December 21, 2024 at 6:40 PM
I went to my ham cutter spot and the woman tell me it’s Christmas I should have ham cutters home, you want my money or not?
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And eating ham cutters!
I shall be drinking all day on Christmas day!
December 20, 2024 at 10:54 PM
And eating ham cutters!
Work Christmas party going down and everybody calling me as I conveniently miss every call cause I on vacation🫠
December 20, 2024 at 1:00 AM
Work Christmas party going down and everybody calling me as I conveniently miss every call cause I on vacation🫠
I watching snaps of the staff party with my foot up at home and wondering if I feel like actually showing up🥲
December 19, 2024 at 10:33 PM
I watching snaps of the staff party with my foot up at home and wondering if I feel like actually showing up🥲
The sun up dawg😭
Good morning
I'm pegging that man on the back of the bus
I'm pegging that man on the back of the bus
December 19, 2024 at 8:51 PM
The sun up dawg😭
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One salary ain’t shit in this country.
December 19, 2024 at 11:53 AM
One salary ain’t shit in this country.