Jade
@gooddgrrl.bsky.social
I just did a select all and delete to my inbox. And I'm skipping out on work tomorrow to drink wine all weekend. That feels good.
November 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I just did a select all and delete to my inbox. And I'm skipping out on work tomorrow to drink wine all weekend. That feels good.
I have a headache. And a general sense of impending doom.
October 31, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I have a headache. And a general sense of impending doom.
My new plan is I'm just watching reels all day.
October 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
My new plan is I'm just watching reels all day.
I could use a spanking.
October 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I could use a spanking.
I had a student talking to me in my office for an hour because they are making a C. They acknowledged that they are "not giving their best effort" and "not always present" in class. What grade does average work earn? And why does it have to be during the time when Im supposed to be playing banjo?
October 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I had a student talking to me in my office for an hour because they are making a C. They acknowledged that they are "not giving their best effort" and "not always present" in class. What grade does average work earn? And why does it have to be during the time when Im supposed to be playing banjo?
Oh snap. Did I miss out on the rapture?
September 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Oh snap. Did I miss out on the rapture?
My need for a spanking conflicts with my need for being good.
September 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
My need for a spanking conflicts with my need for being good.
Can someone give me a Sunday scolding to get my head ready for the week?
September 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Can someone give me a Sunday scolding to get my head ready for the week?
Seriously. I'd rather these go to a good home. They will not be used here and I don't want to throw them away.
I have some lovely implements that will no longer find use here. Would you like them? If so could you pay for shipping?
September 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Seriously. I'd rather these go to a good home. They will not be used here and I don't want to throw them away.
I have some lovely implements that will no longer find use here. Would you like them? If so could you pay for shipping?
September 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I have some lovely implements that will no longer find use here. Would you like them? If so could you pay for shipping?
I watch Professor Mursten and the Wonderwomen. You lot might enjoy it.
September 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I watch Professor Mursten and the Wonderwomen. You lot might enjoy it.
What if I just have potato chips for dinner?
September 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
What if I just have potato chips for dinner?
I don't wanna play this game anymore...
a woman says let 's face it i 'm tired while sitting in front of a bed
ALT: a woman says let 's face it i 'm tired while sitting in front of a bed
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September 3, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I don't wanna play this game anymore...
It's 76 degrees and I'm sitting outside. In August. In Texas. This has to mean the end of the world is near right?
August 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
It's 76 degrees and I'm sitting outside. In August. In Texas. This has to mean the end of the world is near right?
I thought i was doing ok, but the meltdown I just had says otherwise.
August 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I thought i was doing ok, but the meltdown I just had says otherwise.
In today's stoopid adventures I went into the office to have a meeting and get some work done. Decided to wear cute shoes...that have inflexible soles. Ended up falling in the parking lot and now it hurts to walk. Currently in urgent care waiting for knee evaluation.
August 20, 2025 at 7:12 PM
In today's stoopid adventures I went into the office to have a meeting and get some work done. Decided to wear cute shoes...that have inflexible soles. Ended up falling in the parking lot and now it hurts to walk. Currently in urgent care waiting for knee evaluation.
Today I'm in the I-need-structure-and-have-asked-for-accountability stage of grief. Will I regret this?
August 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Today I'm in the I-need-structure-and-have-asked-for-accountability stage of grief. Will I regret this?
Had the day to myself so I pissed off ex by letting MIL know we split since she invited us to Thanksgiving and he'snot told her yet. And then organized an agenda for the first department meeting of the semester. Also did some laundry and ate cake.
August 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Had the day to myself so I pissed off ex by letting MIL know we split since she invited us to Thanksgiving and he'snot told her yet. And then organized an agenda for the first department meeting of the semester. Also did some laundry and ate cake.
I've reached the eat-a-cake-straight-from-the-pan-with-a-fork stage of grief.
August 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I've reached the eat-a-cake-straight-from-the-pan-with-a-fork stage of grief.
I had a dream that women were no longer allowed to have jobs. That was a dream, right?
August 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I had a dream that women were no longer allowed to have jobs. That was a dream, right?
My soon-to-be-ex-husband just admitted to all the ways he's neglected me over the years. Which triggers my childhood emotional neglect. How am I supposed to function now?!
(Please note that if I am posting, I am generally beginning to work through this stuff.)
(Please note that if I am posting, I am generally beginning to work through this stuff.)
August 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
My soon-to-be-ex-husband just admitted to all the ways he's neglected me over the years. Which triggers my childhood emotional neglect. How am I supposed to function now?!
(Please note that if I am posting, I am generally beginning to work through this stuff.)
(Please note that if I am posting, I am generally beginning to work through this stuff.)
And I didn't buy any cookies.
August 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
And I didn't buy any cookies.
Now I'm in the depression stage of grief.
August 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Now I'm in the depression stage of grief.