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All the smartest people I know watch at least one reality tv show 🤷🏻♀️
we need to eradicate “I am smarter than you bc I don’t watch reality tv” as a personality type. actually you have bad vibes & nobody wants to interact with you!
you also get these pointless shady af comebacks. like trust me brother I know I’m smarter than you
February 11, 2026 at 4:29 PM
All the smartest people I know watch at least one reality tv show 🤷🏻♀️
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Is Kristi Noem impeached yet?
It's been a month.
It's been a month.
February 11, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Is Kristi Noem impeached yet?
It's been a month.
It's been a month.
Locked out of my computer for 30+ minutes (and counting) after changing my password. Whats the point of even being at work?
February 11, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Locked out of my computer for 30+ minutes (and counting) after changing my password. Whats the point of even being at work?
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Watters: I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, “F U fascist.” He doesn’t know I’m a fascist!
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
February 10, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Watters: I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, “F U fascist.” He doesn’t know I’m a fascist!
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.
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Sometimes I think I’m a sappy romantic but then I see other people being super cheesy and I cringe lmao 🤣 like y’all don’t need to be sharing all of that publicly?
February 10, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Sometimes I think I’m a sappy romantic but then I see other people being super cheesy and I cringe lmao 🤣 like y’all don’t need to be sharing all of that publicly?
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ICE is currently holding around 80,000 detainees. Nazi Germany didn't reach this number in its formal camp system until 1942, nine years after seizing power and three years into the war.
February 10, 2026 at 3:42 AM
ICE is currently holding around 80,000 detainees. Nazi Germany didn't reach this number in its formal camp system until 1942, nine years after seizing power and three years into the war.
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I just think I shouldn’t have to work when I don’t want to.
February 10, 2026 at 3:16 PM
I just think I shouldn’t have to work when I don’t want to.
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House Oversight hearing on ICE opens with the rules:
"It is also a clear violation of the rules of the House to make statements that might personally be offensive to the President or the Vice President of the United States."
"It is also a clear violation of the rules of the House to make statements that might personally be offensive to the President or the Vice President of the United States."
February 10, 2026 at 3:15 PM
House Oversight hearing on ICE opens with the rules:
"It is also a clear violation of the rules of the House to make statements that might personally be offensive to the President or the Vice President of the United States."
"It is also a clear violation of the rules of the House to make statements that might personally be offensive to the President or the Vice President of the United States."
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Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
‘He’s not the same’: Father of Liam Conejo Ramos says 5-year-old continues to suffer
Some people thought they say the 5-year-old during the Super Bowl halftime show. But Liam is still in hiding with his family, after he and his father were detained and then released from a Texas deten...
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February 10, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
Y’all the guy who started the candy canes passed away over the weekend 😭 he was very old so I’m not shocked but man. RIP, Marlyn ❤️🤍
Some guy in my town started making these candy cane lights like 20 years ago and the city is covered in them and I’ve wanted one ever since I moved here! And now I finally have a house but he doesn’t make them anymore! I just asked my dad if he can make one for us lol
February 10, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Y’all the guy who started the candy canes passed away over the weekend 😭 he was very old so I’m not shocked but man. RIP, Marlyn ❤️🤍
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“At least I am not on record saying Genevievegod” LOL #survivor50
February 10, 2026 at 12:35 AM
“At least I am not on record saying Genevievegod” LOL #survivor50
I have a few account managers I work with who will find typos in my employees’ emails and then send them to me being like “this is not a good look.” Mind you, it’s one email out of hundreds being sent in a day. If it’s a consistent problem, that’s different but why are you wasting both of our time?
February 10, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I have a few account managers I work with who will find typos in my employees’ emails and then send them to me being like “this is not a good look.” Mind you, it’s one email out of hundreds being sent in a day. If it’s a consistent problem, that’s different but why are you wasting both of our time?
I won’t be surprised if my top song of the year this year is Seize the Day From Newsies lol it is on repeat lately
February 9, 2026 at 11:32 PM
I won’t be surprised if my top song of the year this year is Seize the Day From Newsies lol it is on repeat lately
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In one 30-minute stretch, three legal observers were arrested — as Trump’s Border czar Tom Homan calls on locals to “end the resistance.”
“Uptick In Abductions”: ICE Ramps Up Targeting of Minneapolis Legal Observers
In one 30-minute stretch, three Minneapolis legal observers were arrested as ICE ramped up its targeting of community volunteers.
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February 9, 2026 at 6:19 PM
In one 30-minute stretch, three legal observers were arrested — as Trump’s Border czar Tom Homan calls on locals to “end the resistance.”
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Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Crockett: "The US is falling apart, partially bc he's allowing for killings in the street, but also bc we have a 34 count convicted felon being shielded from any type of accountability as it relates to a child sex trafficking ring. I don't understand why we're pretending any of this is normal."
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Wait people are actually outraged at Nerds for using “an Epstein doppelgänger” in their Super Bowl commercial… like no baby that’s just ANDY COHEN 😭
February 9, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Wait people are actually outraged at Nerds for using “an Epstein doppelgänger” in their Super Bowl commercial… like no baby that’s just ANDY COHEN 😭
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she’s gorgeous
February 9, 2026 at 9:12 PM
she’s gorgeous
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This change is better than drafts IMO
February 9, 2026 at 8:44 PM
This change is better than drafts IMO
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"Your pets may not necessarily love it when you kiss and hug them"
Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.
Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.
February 9, 2026 at 5:09 PM
"Your pets may not necessarily love it when you kiss and hug them"
Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.
Yeah well I may not necessarily love picking up poop so I guess we're all gonna have to make some sacrifices.
I asked my dad if he wants to go see wicked with me this summer and he said he wants to go. I’m getting emotional about it because he took me to see it at least 3-4 times when I was a teenager, and it means a lot to me that now I can repay him by taking him to see it on my dime.
February 9, 2026 at 8:21 PM
I asked my dad if he wants to go see wicked with me this summer and he said he wants to go. I’m getting emotional about it because he took me to see it at least 3-4 times when I was a teenager, and it means a lot to me that now I can repay him by taking him to see it on my dime.
This reminds me of the time I was staying over at my friends’ luxury high rise in Chicago and had to pee in the middle of the night but the bathroom was connected to their room and they had accidentally locked me out when they went to bed
This is Makdoong. He is wondering if you could press his floor for him. Isn't sure which one it is, but trusts your best guess. 12/10 (IG: e_makdoong)
February 9, 2026 at 8:05 PM
This reminds me of the time I was staying over at my friends’ luxury high rise in Chicago and had to pee in the middle of the night but the bathroom was connected to their room and they had accidentally locked me out when they went to bed
Decided to not renew my Broadway in Minneapolis season tickets for next year. It’s just been too difficult to get there sometimes especially during the winter and I end up losing money. I will resubscribe someday but with the economy how it is rn I didn’t feel like it was feasible anymore
February 9, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Decided to not renew my Broadway in Minneapolis season tickets for next year. It’s just been too difficult to get there sometimes especially during the winter and I end up losing money. I will resubscribe someday but with the economy how it is rn I didn’t feel like it was feasible anymore
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Yall lowkey racist for saying that little boy was Liam no shade
February 9, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Yall lowkey racist for saying that little boy was Liam no shade