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I was craving V8 juice and my wife was craving spinach artichoke hummus.

So I venture to the store, and both were bogo. Usually when I crave something it is either out of stock or on a special higher price because you want it so badly.
November 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
This is 1 beer no matter how many cans it took to fill it up.
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I sure hope the neighborhood k8ds still like candy.
October 31, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Yawned while watching NFL, one of the puppies thought it would be a great idea to lick the inside of my mouth.

I was not pleased. It was this one,Tigger.
September 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Was looking for something in the junk drawer and found my old Lions mask.

If the idiots keep going, I may need it again, so I will hold on to it.
September 13, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Yahoo football said my fantasy draft was a D-

Now I have to win my league to show them they are stupid.
September 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
My 5 year old granddaughter opened a birthday card from her aunt.

When she opened the card, she said, "Why isn't there any money inside?"
August 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Timecop is the greatest JCVD movie is his best.
RiffTrax Live is always a bit funnier, a bit zanier, and a helluva lotta fun! 😁
You seeing RiffTrax Live: Timecop in theaters? Quote this with why you'll be there!

Tickets: rifftrax.com/timecop
July 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I have a sneeze that won't do its business.

Normally, I can look at the sun to make it go, but it is nighttime.
July 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
There is a rainbow 🌈 in Florida.

The dwarf governor is probably ordering the National Guard to blow it up.
July 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I have to clean and fill the birdbath every day. Today, the connectors that keep it from floating around came off.

It looks like someone was dumping needles in the birdbath.
June 1, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Any ornothologists or just bird lovers can tell me what type of bird this is?

1st time it has shown up at my feeder.
May 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
April 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Our car has been in the dealership for 5 weeks, finally got it back.

I am not mad, they gave me a loaner and I got new brakes and all new seals on my engine and it was covered by warranty.

But there is nothing like driving your own car.
April 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Well, the 1st iteration of my 3d squirrel feeder only lasted about 6 weeks.

The supports were too thin, and the filament was not strong enough.

Made supports thicker and printed with carbon fiber PETG. I think this one will last a lot longer.
April 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Timberborn is such a great game. Plus the beaver farmers wear cute hats.
April 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Doves getting into it at the feeding trough.
April 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Well shit went down. Damn.

White Lotus you crazy.
April 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Waiting for shit to go down on White Lotus.
April 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The brothers sharing the couch.
March 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Family Guy S13 E3, how does Joe drive Peter's car?

They don't pay attention to details at all.
March 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Mickey 17 is a gem.

Great weird movie. Everyone should see it.
March 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
If any of you ornothologists can help, I am wondering what type of bird this is.
February 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Should I update the GPS map in my 2016 Honda?
February 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Lenny is roosting, he has eaten and is now demanding pets.
January 31, 2025 at 12:29 AM