Golly Shannon
@gollyshannon.bsky.social
I'm just an old lady who talks to cats, plants, and The Void... Writing on the bathroom wall of the Net since the 90s.
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Me, on the right, in any relationship
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Me, on the right, in any relationship
Reposted by Golly Shannon
So that’s just it, you turn 45 and you’re always tired and miserable?
November 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
So that’s just it, you turn 45 and you’re always tired and miserable?
I have heartburn for no reason again so that's something
November 21, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I have heartburn for no reason again so that's something
Doing anything on skates on the ice is amazing to me. Really. I'm lucky I can walk on solid ground.
November 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Doing anything on skates on the ice is amazing to me. Really. I'm lucky I can walk on solid ground.
You should really go listen to Erykah Badu at the New York Times on YouTube right now.
November 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
You should really go listen to Erykah Badu at the New York Times on YouTube right now.
Random but Paula Abdul on Canada's Drag Race is a surprisingly brilliant casting
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Random but Paula Abdul on Canada's Drag Race is a surprisingly brilliant casting
You should shower me with gifts not because it's Christmas, but because I'm fucking awesome and you neglect me the rest of the year you dumb bitch
November 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
You should shower me with gifts not because it's Christmas, but because I'm fucking awesome and you neglect me the rest of the year you dumb bitch
I ate a little lunch and now I feel a little less grouchy.
November 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I ate a little lunch and now I feel a little less grouchy.
Speaking of shopping, this is serious:
Don't be the assholes that come in 3 minutes before close and think you can browse at will, take your time wandering around to buy nothing.
I will let you know you're a giant piece of shit. Do NOT. Do not ever try this bullshit. You bitches are CURSED.
Don't be the assholes that come in 3 minutes before close and think you can browse at will, take your time wandering around to buy nothing.
I will let you know you're a giant piece of shit. Do NOT. Do not ever try this bullshit. You bitches are CURSED.
November 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Speaking of shopping, this is serious:
Don't be the assholes that come in 3 minutes before close and think you can browse at will, take your time wandering around to buy nothing.
I will let you know you're a giant piece of shit. Do NOT. Do not ever try this bullshit. You bitches are CURSED.
Don't be the assholes that come in 3 minutes before close and think you can browse at will, take your time wandering around to buy nothing.
I will let you know you're a giant piece of shit. Do NOT. Do not ever try this bullshit. You bitches are CURSED.
The season's days of grey are already getting to me.
This is why Americans and the Brits both do Christmas so aggressively.
It is ingrained in our seasonally depressive culture. We NEED to feel good about something.
The weather is shit; let's go shopping! 🙄
This is why Americans and the Brits both do Christmas so aggressively.
It is ingrained in our seasonally depressive culture. We NEED to feel good about something.
The weather is shit; let's go shopping! 🙄
November 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The season's days of grey are already getting to me.
This is why Americans and the Brits both do Christmas so aggressively.
It is ingrained in our seasonally depressive culture. We NEED to feel good about something.
The weather is shit; let's go shopping! 🙄
This is why Americans and the Brits both do Christmas so aggressively.
It is ingrained in our seasonally depressive culture. We NEED to feel good about something.
The weather is shit; let's go shopping! 🙄
A customer gave me a black licorice stick and its the first one I've had in years.
I had to quit my licorice habit because of my tired liver. I would eat BAGS of British allsorts.
I had to quit my licorice habit because of my tired liver. I would eat BAGS of British allsorts.
November 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
A customer gave me a black licorice stick and its the first one I've had in years.
I had to quit my licorice habit because of my tired liver. I would eat BAGS of British allsorts.
I had to quit my licorice habit because of my tired liver. I would eat BAGS of British allsorts.
Working all these mornings makes me feel like a real grown-up person
However
I still believe it's retail drag
When I put my face on
However
I still believe it's retail drag
When I put my face on
November 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Working all these mornings makes me feel like a real grown-up person
However
I still believe it's retail drag
When I put my face on
However
I still believe it's retail drag
When I put my face on
Me on a menopausal morning
elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire .
ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing in front of a wall of fire .
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November 15, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Me on a menopausal morning
Popcorn and a cookie for lunch with some lukewarm Keurig cocoa
I had 2 quick naps before noon
I'm actually a toddler
I had 2 quick naps before noon
I'm actually a toddler
November 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Popcorn and a cookie for lunch with some lukewarm Keurig cocoa
I had 2 quick naps before noon
I'm actually a toddler
I had 2 quick naps before noon
I'm actually a toddler
I am 47 going on 87
I tell myself in the mirror
However, I can still pound out
A half mile,uphill, on my flat little
Feet, and I'm grateful
I tell myself in the mirror
However, I can still pound out
A half mile,uphill, on my flat little
Feet, and I'm grateful
November 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I am 47 going on 87
I tell myself in the mirror
However, I can still pound out
A half mile,uphill, on my flat little
Feet, and I'm grateful
I tell myself in the mirror
However, I can still pound out
A half mile,uphill, on my flat little
Feet, and I'm grateful
How did Apollo Anton Ohno get even more handsome
Meanwhile I'm out here aging like the discount dairy case
Meanwhile I'm out here aging like the discount dairy case
November 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
How did Apollo Anton Ohno get even more handsome
Meanwhile I'm out here aging like the discount dairy case
Meanwhile I'm out here aging like the discount dairy case
ICE was in the next town over today
Nazis were also "just following orders" and still ended up at Nuremberg
I will not forget
Nazis were also "just following orders" and still ended up at Nuremberg
I will not forget
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
ICE was in the next town over today
Nazis were also "just following orders" and still ended up at Nuremberg
I will not forget
Nazis were also "just following orders" and still ended up at Nuremberg
I will not forget
November 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Do they know about Tina Turner and Chaka Khan? Teach the children.
November 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Do they know about Tina Turner and Chaka Khan? Teach the children.
Do the young people know that Cher is a National Treasure?
November 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Do the young people know that Cher is a National Treasure?
Dearest Trump voters
I simply would not
Piss on you if you were on fire
I simply would not
Piss on you if you were on fire
November 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Dearest Trump voters
I simply would not
Piss on you if you were on fire
I simply would not
Piss on you if you were on fire
I still do not like Helen Reddy.
November 8, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I still do not like Helen Reddy.