President Orange Julius Caesar and his ilk claim that guns are a God given right but don’t feel that food is a God given right. They claim to care about babies but don’t care if they go hungry when they become children.

In Rob's defense, as a child his parents couldn't afford to take him to a children's hospital so they told him they didn't exist. They took him to the local veterinarian instead, and that's what ultimately inspired "The Animal".

#LetterboxdFriday #LastForWatched

Guess which one I didn't watch with the family....

I know it's a long shot, but I think Stephen Colbert's post Late Show act should be to run for president in '08. I always felt he was laying the groundwork for this possibility throughout his run. I think he could be a serious contender.

Post the same actor in two roles that show their range.

These new Roku Streaming sticks are amazing. They're lighting fast, can be powered through your TV's USB port, and if you piss on it, it can tell you if you're pregnant.

This is a post about Thunderbolts*.

No worries Rebecca, you won't have to worry about working with Crawford for very long since we'll be voting your ass off the court in 2016.

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They should remake the movie "Dave" but call it "Donald". In it, the president dies and the government covers it up by secretly replacing him with a ziplock bag full of loose gravy. No one in the entire world notices. And he's re-elected to a third term.

JD Vance: From Hillbilly Elegy to Democracy Eulogy.

Dear World, half of us are so sorry for what the United States has become, and the other half are going to be sorry for what they have allowed us to become.

As a pick-me-up from the shitshow that 2025 is shaping up to be, take solace in the fact that these folks will all be dead within the next 10 years:

Donald Trump
Clarence Thomas
Samuel Alito
Mitch McConnell
Susan Collins
RFK Jr.
Vladimir Putin

That's reason enough to keep on fighting.

Jesus christ, our country is being dismantled by the fucking Goonies.

remarkable to me that far from seeming cool or masculine zuck seems like an even bigger loser — the kind of nerd who preemptively gives his lunch money to the bully and thanks him for the opportunity

LEGAL NOTICE: If you or someone you know have accidentally punched your own testicle while performing an under-the-leg toss during a Legs Duel in a game of Throw Throw Avocado, you may be entitled to financial compensation. #avoca-doh!

Below is a photo of a man with questionable sexual proclivities surrounded by a bunch of mindless ghouls, the other photo is a still from Michael Jackson's Thriller.