Goldie Fisher
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Goldie Fisher
@goldieya.bsky.social
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April 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
April 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
April 10, 2025 at 1:17 PM
If you weren’t obsessed with Carrie Coon in The Leftovers, you don’t deserve her in #TheWhiteLotus.
March 18, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I want a whole episode on the Austin baby shower where Kate and Victoria first met. #thewhitelotus
March 17, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Why aren’t there more women in Congress, in comedy, in the C-suite, in VC wahhhh wahhh wahhh?

Netflix: Here are 52 documentaries on young women getting murdered we recommend!
March 15, 2025 at 12:20 PM
U bum is still my favorite Tweet of all time.
March 15, 2025 at 12:17 PM
People have been telling me my whole life with rapt conviction which celebrities I look like, and the ones named are always famous people who are not generally considered attractive. What’s the etiquette on how I reply?
March 15, 2025 at 12:16 PM
We need a feed here that remembers for posterity the funniest viral olden days on Twitter: Towelgate, Shrimp Cereal, the Varsity Blues scandal, what color is The Dress, Fyre Festival sandwich pics…
March 15, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Cloture sounds like the name brand of the drink prescription you have to have the night before a colonoscopy.
March 15, 2025 at 11:53 AM