Go Kart Man
@gokartman.bsky.social
I post funny observations, short reviews of things, art (rarely), and questions. I love video games, and cookies. go_kart_man on discord. Former top 100K Fortnite Ballistic
gonna start a challenge where I have to Hardcore S+ a RE2 remake randomizer seed but if I die I have to reroll the seed wish me luck
July 27, 2025 at 1:14 AM
gonna start a challenge where I have to Hardcore S+ a RE2 remake randomizer seed but if I die I have to reroll the seed wish me luck
Apparently my cock and balls are registered as a weapon of mass destruction because I went through the TSA metal detector and it lit up specifically on my crotch. I had to get patted down on my crotch. Fun times.
July 18, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Apparently my cock and balls are registered as a weapon of mass destruction because I went through the TSA metal detector and it lit up specifically on my crotch. I had to get patted down on my crotch. Fun times.
holy shit that was a really good Superman movie
July 13, 2025 at 6:35 AM
holy shit that was a really good Superman movie
finished the Takemi romance route
July 11, 2025 at 8:06 AM
finished the Takemi romance route
doing romance routes for 100% completion of Persona 5 and since my lip is numb from wisdom teeth removal surgery it's slightly open at all times and I feel like this every fucking time
July 11, 2025 at 7:35 AM
doing romance routes for 100% completion of Persona 5 and since my lip is numb from wisdom teeth removal surgery it's slightly open at all times and I feel like this every fucking time
only real ones know what the reactions mean
July 8, 2025 at 5:04 AM
only real ones know what the reactions mean
sometimes I think about how alpha males will say that men don't wanna have sex with women that have had sex multiple times before and then I laugh because really most guys are so desperate they'll fuck anyone
July 6, 2025 at 8:22 AM
sometimes I think about how alpha males will say that men don't wanna have sex with women that have had sex multiple times before and then I laugh because really most guys are so desperate they'll fuck anyone
had a moment while exploring the Abyss of Time in P3REA where Mitsuru was talking about how important Yukari was to her and how much she's changed her life and then Akihiko said "I think I see a chest"
June 21, 2025 at 6:32 AM
had a moment while exploring the Abyss of Time in P3REA where Mitsuru was talking about how important Yukari was to her and how much she's changed her life and then Akihiko said "I think I see a chest"
gonna see if the gooners were right
June 11, 2025 at 6:16 AM
gonna see if the gooners were right
Happy generational fumble day to those who celebrate
June 9, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Happy generational fumble day to those who celebrate
now I know why they call it Ninja Gaiden: Ragebound
the opening level is so hard for completion that I rage quit
the opening level is so hard for completion that I rage quit
June 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
now I know why they call it Ninja Gaiden: Ragebound
the opening level is so hard for completion that I rage quit
the opening level is so hard for completion that I rage quit
that State of Play was kinda ass
June 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
that State of Play was kinda ass
where can I find a copy of the Star Wars Original Trilogy in 4:3?
June 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
where can I find a copy of the Star Wars Original Trilogy in 4:3?
WHY IS THIS FORTNITE UPDATE BIGGER THAN PERSONA 3 RELOAD
May 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
WHY IS THIS FORTNITE UPDATE BIGGER THAN PERSONA 3 RELOAD
now that The Last of Us season 2 is done airing and I didn't watch it can I just say how much I hate people who say "yeah but they're adapting it to TV" and never elaborate on it as an excuse for the writers fundamentally not getting the point of Part II
May 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
now that The Last of Us season 2 is done airing and I didn't watch it can I just say how much I hate people who say "yeah but they're adapting it to TV" and never elaborate on it as an excuse for the writers fundamentally not getting the point of Part II
enemy just casted Revolution right before Junpei's turn
a man wearing headphones and a hoodie is looking down .
ALT: a man wearing headphones and a hoodie is looking down .
media.tenor.com
May 24, 2025 at 2:49 AM
enemy just casted Revolution right before Junpei's turn
it really sucks ass that the new DOOM game has forced ray tracing, but knowing PC modders, they'll find a way to turn that shit off and I will download that mod the millisecond it drops on Nexus
May 14, 2025 at 7:20 AM
it really sucks ass that the new DOOM game has forced ray tracing, but knowing PC modders, they'll find a way to turn that shit off and I will download that mod the millisecond it drops on Nexus
I think I miss Persona 3 Reload
May 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I think I miss Persona 3 Reload
my Mom got cupcakes and she asked if I wanted Vanilla, Chocolate, or Lemon and my immediate reaction was to this the "Lemons!?" line from Fuuka the brainrot is actually insane
a girl with blue hair is standing next to a man in a red vest and the name jonathan is on the screen .
ALT: a girl with blue hair is standing next to a man in a red vest and the name jonathan is on the screen .
media.tenor.com
May 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
my Mom got cupcakes and she asked if I wanted Vanilla, Chocolate, or Lemon and my immediate reaction was to this the "Lemons!?" line from Fuuka the brainrot is actually insane
MY GOAT MAKOTO TAKES HOME ANOTHER W LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
MY GOAT MAKOTO TAKES HOME ANOTHER W LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!!!!
crazy that this guy saw the "we're not so different, you and I" and was like "damn... he's got a point..."
even though 99 times out of 100 that trope is purposely false/misleading
even though 99 times out of 100 that trope is purposely false/misleading
May 7, 2025 at 5:20 AM
crazy that this guy saw the "we're not so different, you and I" and was like "damn... he's got a point..."
even though 99 times out of 100 that trope is purposely false/misleading
even though 99 times out of 100 that trope is purposely false/misleading
if I had the ability, I would hack the monitors in a casino and plaster this image on every one of them
May 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
if I had the ability, I would hack the monitors in a casino and plaster this image on every one of them
to celebrate May the 4th, I have set out to pride myself as an example of what the Star Wars community should strive for
in other words, I took a shower
in other words, I took a shower
May 5, 2025 at 6:16 AM
to celebrate May the 4th, I have set out to pride myself as an example of what the Star Wars community should strive for
in other words, I took a shower
in other words, I took a shower
just got the Specter Knight speedrun trophy. Here's my final time
god fucking DAMN this game is cool
god fucking DAMN this game is cool
May 1, 2025 at 3:31 AM
just got the Specter Knight speedrun trophy. Here's my final time
god fucking DAMN this game is cool
god fucking DAMN this game is cool