The worst part about being lonely is that the news of your cousin you barely speak to hard launching her boyfriend feels like an earth shattering announcement
July 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The worst part about being lonely is that the news of your cousin you barely speak to hard launching her boyfriend feels like an earth shattering announcement
Fnaf decoders are allergic to the big picture it gets funnier each new game that comes out. I just cried when within 4 minutes of this video this guy was CONVINCED that two differently named boys sitting beneath a tree in their respective outros means they’re the same boy
June 30, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Fnaf decoders are allergic to the big picture it gets funnier each new game that comes out. I just cried when within 4 minutes of this video this guy was CONVINCED that two differently named boys sitting beneath a tree in their respective outros means they’re the same boy
Bought a nice bra for the first time and now I feel like a real woman.
June 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Bought a nice bra for the first time and now I feel like a real woman.
Sometimes I want to cry and sometimes I want to swing wildly
June 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Sometimes I want to cry and sometimes I want to swing wildly
The top gun fujoshis love me I am welcomed into the herd
June 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The top gun fujoshis love me I am welcomed into the herd
My mom loves 80’s goth music, and I told her I would love to take her out to like an event and she was adamant that she not dull her sparkle to go there and it turned into a whole lecture. But I show up to golf with her and suddenly I’m an embarrassment for bot wearing collared shirt
June 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
My mom loves 80’s goth music, and I told her I would love to take her out to like an event and she was adamant that she not dull her sparkle to go there and it turned into a whole lecture. But I show up to golf with her and suddenly I’m an embarrassment for bot wearing collared shirt
Coworker says everything with this stock image’s pose and level of enthusiasm. I don’t know how to have a toned down interaction with him, anything I say he tries to amp it back up to 11 and I am having the hardest time.
May 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Coworker says everything with this stock image’s pose and level of enthusiasm. I don’t know how to have a toned down interaction with him, anything I say he tries to amp it back up to 11 and I am having the hardest time.
I need an open concept laundry situation. I have dirty clothes in basket and clean clothes in drawers but we need to revolutionize “the chair” like it needs a new form. It’s not a chair because the chair itself is important, it’s a chair because that’s what’s there to put medium dirty clothes
May 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I need an open concept laundry situation. I have dirty clothes in basket and clean clothes in drawers but we need to revolutionize “the chair” like it needs a new form. It’s not a chair because the chair itself is important, it’s a chair because that’s what’s there to put medium dirty clothes
I want to google the price for a plastic surgery thing without my phone knowing my deepest insecurity. It’s no longer an impersonal device. It not only knows how I feel about myself but is looking for me to craft advertisements around
May 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I want to google the price for a plastic surgery thing without my phone knowing my deepest insecurity. It’s no longer an impersonal device. It not only knows how I feel about myself but is looking for me to craft advertisements around
Val Kilmer doc holiday posting as always
April 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Val Kilmer doc holiday posting as always
Mega Val Kilmer Stan account now
April 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Mega Val Kilmer Stan account now
My mom ground me into a stump
April 18, 2025 at 5:55 AM
My mom ground me into a stump
Just got my own work email, it’s like getting my own dedicated lounge chair on the titanic
April 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Just got my own work email, it’s like getting my own dedicated lounge chair on the titanic
Forgot to brag about my Val Kilmer locket
April 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Forgot to brag about my Val Kilmer locket
When u can tell an ugly cry comin so u take out ur septum
April 11, 2025 at 9:23 PM
When u can tell an ugly cry comin so u take out ur septum
Okay guys just learned that the blue man group guys are ALSO hot when they’re not blue. Vital intel
April 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Okay guys just learned that the blue man group guys are ALSO hot when they’re not blue. Vital intel
Furloughs hit work and our staff of like 15 turned into a staff of 3 I won’t even lie
April 8, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Furloughs hit work and our staff of like 15 turned into a staff of 3 I won’t even lie
Boyfriend is back in three + day chrysalis. Miss him
April 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Boyfriend is back in three + day chrysalis. Miss him
Rest in peace Mr Kilmer
April 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Rest in peace Mr Kilmer
When forced to remember any given single digit number it’s always by keeping in mind how far it is from the number 4. Unless it’s 7 then I remember that 7 is 4s older brother
April 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
When forced to remember any given single digit number it’s always by keeping in mind how far it is from the number 4. Unless it’s 7 then I remember that 7 is 4s older brother
Nobody else bring unopened can of cream of mushroom to the function please i called it
March 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Nobody else bring unopened can of cream of mushroom to the function please i called it
Boyfriend pets me so good it’s like a slime tutorial
March 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Boyfriend pets me so good it’s like a slime tutorial
Matching profile pics for u n ur boo
March 29, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Matching profile pics for u n ur boo