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Gogo Germaine
@gogogermaine.bsky.social
Lollipop swirl brain, gothkitty heart, lightning bolt soul ⚡️Award-winning author, synesthete, & punk slutbunny.
✍️: Glory Guitars: Memoir of a 90s Teenage Punk Rock Grrrl (University of Hell)
Rep: The Rights Factory
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I’m confused. I thought the only reason we were going to Bluesky is it’s not owned by narcs
An ode to fishnets 🖤 happy Valentine’s Day
Stares at you in Ukrainian
February 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I’m confused. I thought the only reason we were going to Bluesky is it’s not owned by narcs
An ode to fishnets 🖤 happy Valentine’s Day
February 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
An ode to fishnets 🖤 happy Valentine’s Day
February 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Why do some Amazon drivers ignore your emergency cat food orders like total fuckbois and then other Amazon drivers send you needy texts like this
February 14, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Imagine being a cute pet and these giant starry-eyed humans just lose their minds every time you stretch or snore
January 15, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Me: *cough*
My cat: fuck this absolute chaos I am out of here
January 7, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Me: Are you a dog person or a cat person?
Sid Pink: I’m a RAT MAN
November 24, 2023 at 3:26 PM
It’s a really good memoir if you’re like OH GOD HOW CAN THEY SURVIVE when clearly they survived
November 18, 2023 at 4:39 AM
Artists are channeling the dead artists before us. That’s why it always feels a little bit dark
November 17, 2023 at 4:14 AM
Pretty much all of my faults are just the cute kinds of faults
November 8, 2023 at 2:19 PM
Just love when someone’s criticizing someone for being married 3x when they’re a bro who has never held a relationship for more than six months
November 7, 2023 at 6:20 PM
I want a writer’s room to base a TV show off my life, interviewing me each week, then make the episodes, then go back in time to release them just as I experience them so I have a show I can relate to VERY SPECIFICALLY
October 31, 2023 at 7:40 PM
Taking my food to go so I can eat it alone in the car and feel like I’m on a stakeout
October 1, 2023 at 3:26 AM
Driving while fingering your girlfriend is the new road head
September 23, 2023 at 5:17 PM
The audacity of my kitty is that she refuses to care or even acknowledge that she is the cutest thing in the world when I present her to herself in the mirror
September 15, 2023 at 2:48 PM
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This is so many people.
September 15, 2023 at 12:25 PM
This cute elderly couple walks around the park by my house every morning with their cute elderly dog in a stroller 😭❤️
September 14, 2023 at 3:13 PM
In my adult life, I’ve only ever felt either:

A. So burdened with responsibility that I can barely keep my head above water, take care of myself, maintain friendships, etc

OR

B. Lonely and on the outskirts looking in
September 12, 2023 at 4:07 PM
Whenever I’m feeling sorry for myself about having to wake up early, I’ll look out the window and see a car drive by through the dark with a totally ready, totally awake person who is beating me at earliness
September 11, 2023 at 12:19 PM
WOW!!!!! 😱😭🏆 Glory Guitars: Memoir of a ‘90s Teenage Punk Rock Grrrl was honored by the International Book Awards (finalist, narrative nonfiction) and the National Indie Excellence Awards (winner, music category). 🖤🤍❤️‍🔥 Eternal thanks to both these organizations for giving me a chance 🥂

📸: Glenn Ross
August 30, 2023 at 6:32 PM
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Butts
August 10, 2023 at 3:46 AM