Yes, its me, doing a silly Dio pose because its funny and no fucker can stop me.

I am enjoying fishing. It is fun.

Me! That's me. Sick. Love it. Might be a delayed response but, hell. Doesn't matter, it's me.

Hm. So, I hate Shadow, he's a fucking bastard. He also hates me, and I'm okay with that. But what are the odds of obtaining his assistance to kick the shit out of someone we BOTH hate if the opportunity presented itself.. I think that'd be pretty funny.

Okay listen this one motherfucker got me to watch this show or something, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure or whatever the fuck. And this shit? Someone should've told me about it far sooner. Lots of fighting, lots of people getting the shit beat out of them, its so fun. ...And man I wish I had a stand.

Hard call. Probably the one my ah... Somewhat father figure gave me, I guess. I always keep it with me, after all, instead of just leaving it in a display case. So I guess that one's my favorite. Or at least one of them.

Oh for fucks sake I can't even have an internet presence for a couple minutes without bullshit like this happening. No. Eating. My. Fucking. Swords. Come on! It's fuckin ridiculous.

Let's get straight to the point. I'm Chaos. God of Chaos & Mischief, slayer of other gods, you probably already get the point by now. Got a phone. Found this place. Thought it'd be funny to set up an account for shits & giggles. That's all there is to it, really.