Vee Haacke 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ is querying!
@goddessvicky.bsky.social
She/Her - Bluesky’s Resident Queer Iowan! - Querying my first series of books! Writer of Epic Marvel Fanfic. Purveyor of Romantasy, Speculative & Magical Realism. Mother of Cats. Liberal AF. Rainbow is my favorite color!!
Pinned
Me, tipsy AF and yelling for no reason: “he wasn’t even on ROAD RULES. He was in REAL WORLD. he could have traveled the country, sky diving and bungee jumping, but he’d rather just, like, live?!? What an absolutely smelly chode. GO away, SEAN. YOU DONT EVEN GO HERE
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If the world only gets to learn one thing about me, let it be a whole truth and nothing but the truth:
I GO HAM AT SILENT AUCTIONS
Is it a problem? Maybe. But I got an entire basket of goodies AND night at a fancy hotel in Iowa City.
WORTH IT.
#goredqc #goredforwomen
I GO HAM AT SILENT AUCTIONS
Is it a problem? Maybe. But I got an entire basket of goodies AND night at a fancy hotel in Iowa City.
WORTH IT.
#goredqc #goredforwomen
October 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
If the world only gets to learn one thing about me, let it be a whole truth and nothing but the truth:
I GO HAM AT SILENT AUCTIONS
Is it a problem? Maybe. But I got an entire basket of goodies AND night at a fancy hotel in Iowa City.
WORTH IT.
#goredqc #goredforwomen
I GO HAM AT SILENT AUCTIONS
Is it a problem? Maybe. But I got an entire basket of goodies AND night at a fancy hotel in Iowa City.
WORTH IT.
#goredqc #goredforwomen
If the world only gets to learn one thing about me, let it be a whole truth and nothing but the truth:
I GO HAM AT SILENT AUCTIONS
Is it a problem? Maybe. But I got an entire basket of goodies AND night at a fancy hotel in Iowa City.
WORTH IT.
#goredqc #goredforwomen
I GO HAM AT SILENT AUCTIONS
Is it a problem? Maybe. But I got an entire basket of goodies AND night at a fancy hotel in Iowa City.
WORTH IT.
#goredqc #goredforwomen
October 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
If the world only gets to learn one thing about me, let it be a whole truth and nothing but the truth:
I GO HAM AT SILENT AUCTIONS
Is it a problem? Maybe. But I got an entire basket of goodies AND night at a fancy hotel in Iowa City.
WORTH IT.
#goredqc #goredforwomen
I GO HAM AT SILENT AUCTIONS
Is it a problem? Maybe. But I got an entire basket of goodies AND night at a fancy hotel in Iowa City.
WORTH IT.
#goredqc #goredforwomen
October 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
October 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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October 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
October 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Found our dealership’s newest mascot! Literally squealed with excitement when I saw him. Between the froggie, and the corn fields being harvested leaving groups of deer in pastures… it’s been an okay day.
#frog #depression #hazbinhotel
#frog #depression #hazbinhotel
a cartoon character with the word take on the top
Alt: Lucifer, from Hazbin Hotel, says ‘take that, depression’
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October 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Found our dealership’s newest mascot! Literally squealed with excitement when I saw him. Between the froggie, and the corn fields being harvested leaving groups of deer in pastures… it’s been an okay day.
#frog #depression #hazbinhotel
#frog #depression #hazbinhotel
I forgot about Israel.
HOW could I forget about him?
MM. damn. Reversing the Gaze HARD right now.
#dragulatitans
HOW could I forget about him?
MM. damn. Reversing the Gaze HARD right now.
#dragulatitans
October 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I forgot about Israel.
HOW could I forget about him?
MM. damn. Reversing the Gaze HARD right now.
#dragulatitans
HOW could I forget about him?
MM. damn. Reversing the Gaze HARD right now.
#dragulatitans
Besides it being the most wonderful time of the year, that also means Dragula is back! Yatta! #DragulaTitans #Drag
October 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Besides it being the most wonderful time of the year, that also means Dragula is back! Yatta! #DragulaTitans #Drag
Speculative True Crime.
That’s it.
Finally.
That’s it.
Finally.
October 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Speculative True Crime.
That’s it.
Finally.
That’s it.
Finally.
This new rug is everything I wanted and more!
October 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This new rug is everything I wanted and more!
We’re watching #MarvelZombies, and I’m sitting here crying because of the *chef kiss* father/daughter dynamics. #DaddyGaurdianAndHisGirls
September 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
We’re watching #MarvelZombies, and I’m sitting here crying because of the *chef kiss* father/daughter dynamics. #DaddyGaurdianAndHisGirls
My partner is taking me on a surprise destination trip for my 40th next week. I keep trying to get clues from him.
Him: for someone who likes surprises, you sure are asking a lot of questions.
Me: I’m a true crime addict. I’m looking for clues.
Him: for someone who likes surprises, you sure are asking a lot of questions.
Me: I’m a true crime addict. I’m looking for clues.
September 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
My partner is taking me on a surprise destination trip for my 40th next week. I keep trying to get clues from him.
Him: for someone who likes surprises, you sure are asking a lot of questions.
Me: I’m a true crime addict. I’m looking for clues.
Him: for someone who likes surprises, you sure are asking a lot of questions.
Me: I’m a true crime addict. I’m looking for clues.
Me, watching House of 1000 corpses: See, if we make our front yard look like THEIRS, we wouldn’t have ANYONE coming up to the door.
Him: Hospitality, by Rob Zombie.
Him: Hospitality, by Rob Zombie.
September 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Me, watching House of 1000 corpses: See, if we make our front yard look like THEIRS, we wouldn’t have ANYONE coming up to the door.
Him: Hospitality, by Rob Zombie.
Him: Hospitality, by Rob Zombie.
"But they're your family!"
Yep. They are. The issues I have with them are MORAL issues. AS IN, I seem to have them and they don't.
I wouldn't take that from friends, I'm sure as hell not taking it from family.
If you don't see fellow humans as HUMANS and just as 'illegal,' you can kindly FUCK OFF
Yep. They are. The issues I have with them are MORAL issues. AS IN, I seem to have them and they don't.
I wouldn't take that from friends, I'm sure as hell not taking it from family.
If you don't see fellow humans as HUMANS and just as 'illegal,' you can kindly FUCK OFF
September 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
"But they're your family!"
Yep. They are. The issues I have with them are MORAL issues. AS IN, I seem to have them and they don't.
I wouldn't take that from friends, I'm sure as hell not taking it from family.
If you don't see fellow humans as HUMANS and just as 'illegal,' you can kindly FUCK OFF
Yep. They are. The issues I have with them are MORAL issues. AS IN, I seem to have them and they don't.
I wouldn't take that from friends, I'm sure as hell not taking it from family.
If you don't see fellow humans as HUMANS and just as 'illegal,' you can kindly FUCK OFF
My partner: *says something*
My brain: Oh, that's cool. [Don't say it don't say it don't say] Did you know Tesla was terrified of pearls and that might have been one reason why he didn't like women?
Him: ... random thoughts, with Vee.
Me: 🤷♀️
My brain: Oh, that's cool. [Don't say it don't say it don't say] Did you know Tesla was terrified of pearls and that might have been one reason why he didn't like women?
Him: ... random thoughts, with Vee.
Me: 🤷♀️
September 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
My partner: *says something*
My brain: Oh, that's cool. [Don't say it don't say it don't say] Did you know Tesla was terrified of pearls and that might have been one reason why he didn't like women?
Him: ... random thoughts, with Vee.
Me: 🤷♀️
My brain: Oh, that's cool. [Don't say it don't say it don't say] Did you know Tesla was terrified of pearls and that might have been one reason why he didn't like women?
Him: ... random thoughts, with Vee.
Me: 🤷♀️
Today, the lock picking kit I bought weeks ago finally arrived!
Yesterday, my partner locked himself out & I had to run an hour round-trip to let him back in.
YESTERDAY.
*le sigh*
But at least my future skills will be useful! (Not for burgling. No burgling. I do not burgle.)
Yesterday, my partner locked himself out & I had to run an hour round-trip to let him back in.
YESTERDAY.
*le sigh*
But at least my future skills will be useful! (Not for burgling. No burgling. I do not burgle.)
September 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Today, the lock picking kit I bought weeks ago finally arrived!
Yesterday, my partner locked himself out & I had to run an hour round-trip to let him back in.
YESTERDAY.
*le sigh*
But at least my future skills will be useful! (Not for burgling. No burgling. I do not burgle.)
Yesterday, my partner locked himself out & I had to run an hour round-trip to let him back in.
YESTERDAY.
*le sigh*
But at least my future skills will be useful! (Not for burgling. No burgling. I do not burgle.)
MFW I hear a cop that’s been in the force for decades says he’s never heard of ‘sundown towns’
September 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
MFW I hear a cop that’s been in the force for decades says he’s never heard of ‘sundown towns’
Also, all it would take is RDJ and/or the rest of the Avengers to say ‘nooooope’ and boycott until Disney/ABC back down. @markruffalo.bsky.social would probably be down. Plenty of other studios. Values, morals, and principles are worth more than money.
September 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Also, all it would take is RDJ and/or the rest of the Avengers to say ‘nooooope’ and boycott until Disney/ABC back down. @markruffalo.bsky.social would probably be down. Plenty of other studios. Values, morals, and principles are worth more than money.
… for the record, my wife and I call each other ‘my love’ in messages all the time. 🤷♀️
September 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
… for the record, my wife and I call each other ‘my love’ in messages all the time. 🤷♀️
I worked at a dog daycare during college. ‘04-‘08. There was a golden named Mika. His mom worked at the University. He would “sing” to me when he came in. She said he didn’t it for anyone else. I cried when I told him goodbye for the last time.
I think about him a lot.
RIP, Mika (I can only assume)
I think about him a lot.
RIP, Mika (I can only assume)
September 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I worked at a dog daycare during college. ‘04-‘08. There was a golden named Mika. His mom worked at the University. He would “sing” to me when he came in. She said he didn’t it for anyone else. I cried when I told him goodbye for the last time.
I think about him a lot.
RIP, Mika (I can only assume)
I think about him a lot.
RIP, Mika (I can only assume)
Anyone else get a comment on a story, and you wonder what chapter they’re reading, then you go to see and end up spending the next three hours reading YOUR OWN STORY? Because… uh… I just did.
September 13, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Anyone else get a comment on a story, and you wonder what chapter they’re reading, then you go to see and end up spending the next three hours reading YOUR OWN STORY? Because… uh… I just did.
i fucking hate guns
September 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
i fucking hate guns
*local pizza chain delivery driver shows up*
Us: think you have the wrong house, bud.
Him: oh man! I was excited thinking it was for you! Everyone knows your house!
Me: is it the rainbows and the dragon?
Him: yep you’re known as the Gay Dragon house
Me: the dragon isn’t gay, but that works for us.
Us: think you have the wrong house, bud.
Him: oh man! I was excited thinking it was for you! Everyone knows your house!
Me: is it the rainbows and the dragon?
Him: yep you’re known as the Gay Dragon house
Me: the dragon isn’t gay, but that works for us.
September 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
*local pizza chain delivery driver shows up*
Us: think you have the wrong house, bud.
Him: oh man! I was excited thinking it was for you! Everyone knows your house!
Me: is it the rainbows and the dragon?
Him: yep you’re known as the Gay Dragon house
Me: the dragon isn’t gay, but that works for us.
Us: think you have the wrong house, bud.
Him: oh man! I was excited thinking it was for you! Everyone knows your house!
Me: is it the rainbows and the dragon?
Him: yep you’re known as the Gay Dragon house
Me: the dragon isn’t gay, but that works for us.
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September 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM