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goddamnsam.bsky.social
Sammy
@goddamnsam.bsky.social
410 followers 160 following 770 posts
28. Chicago. Chemist. Baker.

IG - ohgoddamnsam
Switch FC - 2825-2373-8507
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goddamnsam.bsky.social
I wanna do this since I’m having a long day
February 6, 2026 at 4:43 PM
goddamnsam.bsky.social
Idk when or how, but at my future wedding, this WILL be playing
February 6, 2026 at 10:59 AM
goddamnsam.bsky.social
Me when someone asks me about trains
jpbrammer.bsky.social JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 3d
Sorry for being nosy but I’m in a pretty quiet airport. a woman sat down next to a much older pilot here in the food court and started very obviously flirting with him but he absolutely cannot stop listing off aviation facts to her regardless of whatever question she asks him
February 4, 2026 at 2:55 PM
goddamnsam.bsky.social
Got the absolute sweetest review from my boss 🥹 she said I had the most contagious positive energy and that I’m a natural leader 😭
February 4, 2026 at 1:42 PM
goddamnsam.bsky.social
I know my boss is so sick of me asking her questions that don’t matter to my work 😌
February 4, 2026 at 12:16 PM
goddamnsam.bsky.social
I know I’m in the best state ever because we have our own groundhog to predict early spring. Mister Woodstock Willie
February 4, 2026 at 11:39 AM
goddamnsam.bsky.social
Carly Rae Jepsen I need you to release Disco Darling on the next album PLEASE
February 3, 2026 at 11:49 PM
goddamnsam.bsky.social
This song is burned into my subconscious
February 3, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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gayboycolor.bsky.social
oh he did another! 🚫🧊

#art
the same drawing of smeargle sitting in front of a mural but it has now painted “FUCK ICE” on the wall
February 1, 2026 at 4:24 AM
goddamnsam.bsky.social
Need Zara Larsson as a permanent judge, I just love her so much
January 31, 2026 at 11:44 PM
goddamnsam.bsky.social
I don’t understand “icks”, like a ton of the ones I see on TikTok. Y’all are so easily turned off by someone doing something so harmless and miniscule. I have never looked at someone and thought, omg they tripped, I’m done with them.

HUH??? My icks are that they’re transphobic and/or racist 😭
January 30, 2026 at 2:23 AM
goddamnsam.bsky.social
My attachment to each Nintendo franchise

💚💚💚⭕️⭕️ EarthBound
💚⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Metroid
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Star Fox
💚💚💚💚⭕️Mario
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Rhythm Heaven
💚💚💚⭕⭕ WarioWare
💚💚💚⭕️⭕️ Donkey Kong
💚💚💚💚💚 Kirby
💚💚💚💚💚 Pokémon
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ F-Zero
💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚 Zelda
💚💚⭕️⭕️⭕️ Fire Emblem
💚💚💚💚⭕️ Pikmin
💚💚💚💚💚 Animal Crossing
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Splatoon
⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Xenoblade
parkerforsoup.bsky.social parker 🩷🍲 @parkerforsoup.bsky.social · 9d
My attachment to each Nintendo franchise

💚💚💚⭕️⭕️ EarthBound
💚💚💚💚⭕️ Metroid
💚⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Star Fox
💚💚💚💚⭕️Mario
💚💚💚💚💚 Rhythm Heaven
💚💚💚⭕⭕ WarioWare
💚💚⭕️⭕️⭕️ Donkey Kong
💚💚💚💚💚 Kirby
💚💚💚💚💚 Pokémon
💚⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ F-Zero
💚💚💚💚⭕️ Zelda
💚💚💚💚💚 Fire Emblem
💚💚💚💚⭕️ Pikmin
💚💚💚💚💚 Animal Crossing
💚💚💚💚⭕️ Splatoon
💚💚💚💚💚 Xenoblade
harryisquite.gay harry ANTIQUA 💜 @harryisquite.gay · 9d
My attachment to each Nintendo franchise

💚💚💚⭕️⭕️ EarthBound
💚💚💚💚💚 Metroid
💚💚⭕️⭕️⭕️ Star Fox
💚💚💚💚⭕️Mario
💚💚⭕️⭕️⭕️ Rhythm Heaven
💚💚⭕⭕⭕ WarioWare
💚💚💚💚⭕️ Donkey Kong
💚💚💚💚⭕️ Kirby
💚💚💚💚💚 Pokémon
💚💚⭕️⭕️⭕️ F-Zero
💚💚💚💚💚 Zelda
💚⭕️⭕️⭕️⭕️ Fire Emblem
💚💚⭕️⭕️⭕️ Pikmin
💚💚💚💚⭕ Animal Crossing
💚💚💚⭕️⭕️ Splatoon
💚💚💚💚💚 Xenoblade
January 29, 2026 at 1:14 PM
goddamnsam.bsky.social
Where is my little scrolly bar on TikTok, dont they know that’s my most used feature
January 29, 2026 at 12:31 PM
goddamnsam.bsky.social
If nobody’s got me, it’s okay because I know this album does 🙂‍↕️
January 29, 2026 at 10:00 AM
goddamnsam.bsky.social
Having one of the worst days ever 🥲 and it feels like everything bad is just stacking
January 29, 2026 at 12:34 AM
goddamnsam.bsky.social
This lady at work always walks into work with a giant baguette and she gatekeeps where she gets them freshly baked like that and I just want her to know she’s cancelled
January 27, 2026 at 1:45 PM
goddamnsam.bsky.social
HUH that is what I’d least expect
January 27, 2026 at 11:36 AM
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nbedera.bsky.social
The biggest risk in this moment is something sociologists call “symbolic compliance.”

That’s when an institution that is violating civil rights gives the public just enough symbolic victories that accountability efforts lose steam before there has been any meaningful change.
January 26, 2026 at 11:35 PM
goddamnsam.bsky.social
I wanna make cute tiktoks with a guy omg we can catalog our dates on it
January 26, 2026 at 9:43 AM
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lilalienz4ever.bsky.social
a Pink drink is splattered everywhere next to it is Piddle lying face first on the ground, thinking the words "Ok.". those words are surrounded by a large thought bubble, which implies piddle has alot more to think about on the ordeal when what is shown to the viewer.
January 26, 2026 at 6:59 AM
goddamnsam.bsky.social
Everyday, Bluesky is becoming more and more of a loser platform, why can I not go private omfg and also why are they silencing people about their disagreements / outrage over ICE?

Why is Bluesky defending losers 🙄
January 26, 2026 at 1:46 AM
goddamnsam.bsky.social
First trial for my first test method I developed is a SUCCESS!! YAYYY
January 24, 2026 at 2:40 PM
goddamnsam.bsky.social
Had a dream Bjork kept pvping me in Elden Ring and would just not let me get up omggg she’s a monster at Elden Ring
January 23, 2026 at 1:31 AM
goddamnsam.bsky.social
Me thinking about OOMF
January 22, 2026 at 10:49 AM
goddamnsam.bsky.social
Two coworkers already arguing over about who’s responsible for a test that just came in, and I’m already weighing out samples for it so I can do it OMGGG
January 21, 2026 at 2:29 PM