Goat Tics
@goattics.bsky.social
Just a "for fun" account of silly things that Tourette's makes a @goattrain.bsky.social say.
Run by @emithegoat.bsky.social
#tourettes #tics
Run by @emithegoat.bsky.social
#tourettes #tics
"I'm leaving you for Michael"
November 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"I'm leaving you for Michael"
"No need to cry about it. That's what werewolves do."
November 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
"No need to cry about it. That's what werewolves do."
"I don't have to go. You're not my mom!"
November 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"I don't have to go. You're not my mom!"
"I can spin it on my balls"
November 13, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"I can spin it on my balls"
"Come on, let me go. Your face is tiring!"
November 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
"Come on, let me go. Your face is tiring!"
Me: "I should get something to eat"
Goat tic: "COCAINE!!"
Goat tic: "COCAINE!!"
November 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Me: "I should get something to eat"
Goat tic: "COCAINE!!"
Goat tic: "COCAINE!!"
"Justin Davis. He's our man!"
November 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
"Justin Davis. He's our man!"
"Bellissimo! You're my favorite hoe!"
November 3, 2025 at 11:57 AM
"Bellissimo! You're my favorite hoe!"
"You've been baconated"
October 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
"You've been baconated"
"That's your brain on bottoms"
October 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
"That's your brain on bottoms"
"I can beat it twice, TWICE in the world!"
October 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
"I can beat it twice, TWICE in the world!"
"You promised me babies"
October 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
"You promised me babies"
"Pencil towers, we share the same mother"
October 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
"Pencil towers, we share the same mother"
"Pastrami babies in your little old mouth"
October 25, 2025 at 11:06 AM
"Pastrami babies in your little old mouth"
"your voice is huge"
October 22, 2025 at 11:47 AM
"your voice is huge"
"you're my stupid baby"
October 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
"you're my stupid baby"
"You're my factory sweetheart"
October 21, 2025 at 8:42 AM
"You're my factory sweetheart"
[Handing me a glass of milk]
"There's babies in there."
"There's babies in there."
October 18, 2025 at 5:28 PM
[Handing me a glass of milk]
"There's babies in there."
"There's babies in there."
Just regular non-tic talking: "There we go. We got jam."
Tic seizing the moment: "You can poop it out."
Tic seizing the moment: "You can poop it out."
October 15, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Just regular non-tic talking: "There we go. We got jam."
Tic seizing the moment: "You can poop it out."
Tic seizing the moment: "You can poop it out."
"plant based bodies"
October 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
"plant based bodies"
"Can you touch my bottom?"
October 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
"Can you touch my bottom?"
"Raise me up from your mom"
October 9, 2025 at 9:17 AM
"Raise me up from your mom"