Praise Him!
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Meet the BaphoMets!
Meet the BaphoMets!
Step right up and greet the BaphoMets!
Bring your kiddies, bring your wife,
Guaranteed to have the time of your life🐐
Meet the BaphoMets!
Step right up and greet the BaphoMets!
Bring your kiddies, bring your wife,
Guaranteed to have the time of your life🐐
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@goatgodrules.bsky.social
· Dec 1
The greatest trick the Devil ever played was convincing the world that those are goat feet, and not just really really gross human feet.
Take me down to Diarrhea City,
where the grass is green and everyone has diarrhea.
where the grass is green and everyone has diarrhea.
June 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Take me down to Diarrhea City,
where the grass is green and everyone has diarrhea.
where the grass is green and everyone has diarrhea.
Libertarians are just guys who hate age of consent laws and raising their children.
March 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Libertarians are just guys who hate age of consent laws and raising their children.
Reverse Home Alone?: My mom just hit my daughter in the head with a cookie sheet.
December 24, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Reverse Home Alone?: My mom just hit my daughter in the head with a cookie sheet.
I’m conflicted because on one hand, fuck their nepotistic regime!
U.S. officials moved Tuesday to protect the monarch, an iconic orange and black butterfly famous for its marathon migration across North America, under the Endangered Species Act.
U.S. moves to add monarch butterfly to the endangered species list
The major U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service’s proposal would declare the iconic species as threatened, with federal scientists saying the species is on the decline.
wapo.st
December 10, 2024 at 11:59 PM
I’m conflicted because on one hand, fuck their nepotistic regime!
A Joe Biden presidency is basically what happens between every Star Wars when the cameras are off.
December 2, 2024 at 2:40 AM
A Joe Biden presidency is basically what happens between every Star Wars when the cameras are off.
Strumming my pain with his fingers
Singing my life with his words
Singing my life with his words
December 2, 2024 at 1:47 AM
Strumming my pain with his fingers
Singing my life with his words
Singing my life with his words
Oh, maybe he's no Romeo
But he's my lovin' one-man show
Oh, whoa-oa-oa
Let's hear it for My GoatGod!
But he's my lovin' one-man show
Oh, whoa-oa-oa
Let's hear it for My GoatGod!
December 1, 2024 at 4:59 AM
Oh, maybe he's no Romeo
But he's my lovin' one-man show
Oh, whoa-oa-oa
Let's hear it for My GoatGod!
But he's my lovin' one-man show
Oh, whoa-oa-oa
Let's hear it for My GoatGod!
The greatest trick the Devil ever played was convincing the world that those are goat feet, and not just really really gross human feet.
December 1, 2024 at 4:55 AM
The greatest trick the Devil ever played was convincing the world that those are goat feet, and not just really really gross human feet.
A robot drew this for Him!
December 1, 2024 at 4:54 AM
A robot drew this for Him!