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First Lex Luthor, now General Zod

Nuclear Man better watch out
August 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Doc Ock but he just grabs things from the top shelves.

#MakeAVillainWholesome
The Joker but his squirting flower is filled with delightfully refreshing Summer Spice Febreze.

#MakeAVillainWholesome
February 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Apparently the movie that was #1 at the box office on your 10th birthday is how 2025 will go for you. Basic Instinct was number 1 on my birthday, so I guess I’ll be getting murdered by Sharon Stone
January 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Some new year’s math for you:

2040 is as far away as 2010
2050 is as far away as 2000
2060 is as far away as 1990
2070 is as far away as 1980
January 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM