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> Nigerian football storyteller.
Creator of Goaltonic Tales — dramatic short stories on football’s heroes, twists & legends.
“Late Show at Anfield! Chiesa & Salah Rescue Liverpool in Emotional 4-2 Thriller”

A Night Charged with Emotion Liverpool kicked off the 2025–26 Premier League season with a dramatic 4-2 victory over Bournemouth at a packed Anfield on August 15, 2025. What started as a tribute to the late Diogo…
“Late Show at Anfield! Chiesa & Salah Rescue Liverpool in Emotional 4-2 Thriller”
A Night Charged with Emotion Liverpool kicked off the 2025–26 Premier League season with a dramatic 4-2 victory over Bournemouth at a packed Anfield on August 15, 2025. What started as a tribute to the late Diogo Jota turned into a heart-stopping contest that would set the tone for the title defense. Early Promise New signing Hugo Ekitiké made his debut sparkle—opening the scoring in the 37th minute with a composed finish, followed shortly by Cody Gakpo doubling the lead after halftime, combining clinical movement and composure.
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August 16, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Captain Controls, Eight-Second Shootouts & More: Premier League’s Bold New Rules for 2025/26

The Premier League is ushering in a revolutionary era of officiating in the 2025/26 season, and the changes are anything but minor. From cracking down on time-wasting to promoting accountability—it's time…
Captain Controls, Eight-Second Shootouts & More: Premier League’s Bold New Rules for 2025/26
The Premier League is ushering in a revolutionary era of officiating in the 2025/26 season, and the changes are anything but minor. From cracking down on time-wasting to promoting accountability—it's time to tune in. Let’s break down the three standout reforms transforming the game: 1. The Eight-Second Playback Say goodbye to time-wasting tactics. Goalkeepers now have just 8 seconds to release the ball—or the opposition gets a corner kick.
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August 16, 2025 at 8:16 AM
From Seoul to North London: Son’s Iconic Spurs Journey Ends

In a heartbreaking yet heartfelt announcement, Tottenham Hotspur’s beloved forward Heung-min Son has confirmed his departure from the club this summer. The South Korean captain, who joined Spurs in 2015 as a relatively unknown talent,…
From Seoul to North London: Son’s Iconic Spurs Journey Ends
In a heartbreaking yet heartfelt announcement, Tottenham Hotspur’s beloved forward Heung-min Son has confirmed his departure from the club this summer. The South Korean captain, who joined Spurs in 2015 as a relatively unknown talent, leaves behind a legacy that few in the Premier League can match. “I came to north London as a kid. A boy who couldn’t speak English,” Son said in his farewell message.
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August 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
💥 “Ex-Real Stars Face Jail After Canary Islands Sex Tape Scandal”

Real Madrid academy product Raúl Asencio and three former youth teammates are facing serious criminal charges in what’s being dubbed the “Canary Islands sex tape case.” Prosecutors have requested 2 years 6 months in prison for…
💥 “Ex-Real Stars Face Jail After Canary Islands Sex Tape Scandal”
Real Madrid academy product Raúl Asencio and three former youth teammates are facing serious criminal charges in what’s being dubbed the “Canary Islands sex tape case.” Prosecutors have requested 2 years 6 months in prison for Asencio, alleging he knowingly requested and shared a video showing a sexual encounter between two young women—one of whom was under 16—without consent. Asencio, now a first-team regular and Spain national call‑up, denies any wrongdoing.
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August 2, 2025 at 8:46 PM
🎬 Goaltonic Tales Flashback – July 29, 1996
July 29, 2025 at 2:49 PM
🎬 Goaltonic Tales Flashback – July 29, 2014
July 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
📅 On this day, 14 years ago, Man City signed Sergio Agüero from Atlético Madrid for £38M
July 28, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Lionesses overcome adversity and defend their title on penalties in nerve‑shredding Basel thriller.

On July 27, 2025, at St. Jakob-Park in Basel, England's Lionesses etched their name in history once again—retaining the UEFA Women’s Euro Championship with a dramatic 3–1 victory over Spain in the…
Lionesses overcome adversity and defend their title on penalties in nerve‑shredding Basel thriller.
On July 27, 2025, at St. Jakob-Park in Basel, England's Lionesses etched their name in history once again—retaining the UEFA Women’s Euro Championship with a dramatic 3–1 victory over Spain in the shootout, after a 1–1 draw through extra time. England became the first senior team to win back-to-back Euros titles on foreign soil, in a showdown that had it all: drama, tactical gambles, and heroic moments.
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July 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
“Super Falcons Shock Morocco with Epic Comeback to Lift WAFCON 2025 Crown!”
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July 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
🇳🇬💥“QUEENS OF AFRICA! How Nigeria Snatched WAFCON Glory From Morocco in a Night of Fire & Fury”🔥👑

On July 26, 2025, the Super Falcons of Nigeria overturned a two-goal deficit to triumph 3–2 over hosts Morocco at Rabat’s Olympic Stadium, clinching their historic 10th WAFCON title in breathtaking…
🇳🇬💥“QUEENS OF AFRICA! How Nigeria Snatched WAFCON Glory From Morocco in a Night of Fire & Fury”🔥👑
On July 26, 2025, the Super Falcons of Nigeria overturned a two-goal deficit to triumph 3–2 over hosts Morocco at Rabat’s Olympic Stadium, clinching their historic 10th WAFCON title in breathtaking fashion. Bewitching Morocco Captain Ghizlane Chebbak stunned the crowd in the 12th minute with a thunderous strike from outside the box. Then, in the 24th minute, Sanaâ Mssoudy doubled the lead with a composed finish into the corner.
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July 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Goaltonic Tales Tribute to Diogo Jota 🕊️😭
July 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
“Forever 20”: Liverpool’s Heart-Wrenching Tribute to Diogo Jota Leaves Fans in Tears 💔🔥

In a moment that shook the football world, Liverpool FC has turned grief into an eternal legacy by honouring Diogo Jota and his brother André Silva with a string of powerful tributes that are capturing hearts…
“Forever 20”: Liverpool’s Heart-Wrenching Tribute to Diogo Jota Leaves Fans in Tears 💔🔥
In a moment that shook the football world, Liverpool FC has turned grief into an eternal legacy by honouring Diogo Jota and his brother André Silva with a string of powerful tributes that are capturing hearts across the globe. The beloved Portuguese forward, tragically lost in a devastating incident, is being remembered not just as a footballer but as family. In an emotional statement, Liverpool announced the permanent retirement of the No. 
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July 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
😳 Haaland at 25: More Goals Than Maradona, Owen, Van Basten and Bergkamp Combined?! ⚽

Erling Haaland just hit 301 career goals—and he’s only 25 years old. Let that sink in. In an era where records crumble daily, Haaland isn’t just chasing history—he’s obliterating it. The Norwegian goal machine…
😳 Haaland at 25: More Goals Than Maradona, Owen, Van Basten and Bergkamp Combined?! ⚽
Erling Haaland just hit 301 career goals—and he’s only 25 years old. Let that sink in. In an era where records crumble daily, Haaland isn’t just chasing history—he’s obliterating it. The Norwegian goal machine has now outscored some of football’s greatest legends, names we once thought untouchable. Just look at the numbers: 🇫🇷 Eric Cantona – 185 🇦🇷 Diego Maradona – 194…
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July 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
🔥 “Mbappé’s Shirt Switch to No.10 Could Make Real Madrid Billions – Here’s Why!”

When Kylian Mbappé made the switch to Real Madrid’s iconic No.10, it wasn’t just a tribute to legends past—it was a marketing masterstroke that could earn the club hundreds of millions, if not billions. 💰🔥 According…
🔥 “Mbappé’s Shirt Switch to No.10 Could Make Real Madrid Billions – Here’s Why!”
When Kylian Mbappé made the switch to Real Madrid’s iconic No.10, it wasn’t just a tribute to legends past—it was a marketing masterstroke that could earn the club hundreds of millions, if not billions. 💰🔥 According to @marca, Real Madrid is bracing for a historic commercial boom following the change. After Mbappé’s No.9 shirt sold out globally in record time last season, the demand for his No.10 jersey is expected to shatter all previous club merchandise records.
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July 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
💸 “Ronaldo’s Mega Windfall: 40-Year-Old Legend Earns More Than Ever at Al-Nassr!”

Even at 40, Cristiano Ronaldo is rewriting the economics of football. His record-breaking Al-Nassr contract secures him a staggering €200 million per year — making him not just the highest-paid footballer ever, but…
💸 “Ronaldo’s Mega Windfall: 40-Year-Old Legend Earns More Than Ever at Al-Nassr!”
Even at 40, Cristiano Ronaldo is rewriting the economics of football. His record-breaking Al-Nassr contract secures him a staggering €200 million per year — making him not just the highest-paid footballer ever, but one of the richest athletes alive. That jaw-dropping salary translates to €3.8 million per week, or around €769,000 per day . On top of that, Cristiano reportedly received a €100 million signing bonus in the most lucrative deal in football history.
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July 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
💥 “INSANE REWARDS: Real Madrid Players Earn €280k EACH from Club World Cup Windfall!” 💥

In a staggering show of financial firepower and squad appreciation, Real Madrid has pocketed a whopping €80 million from their recent Club World Cup triumph — and shared the spoils in style. Every first-team…
💥 “INSANE REWARDS: Real Madrid Players Earn €280k EACH from Club World Cup Windfall!” 💥
In a staggering show of financial firepower and squad appreciation, Real Madrid has pocketed a whopping €80 million from their recent Club World Cup triumph — and shared the spoils in style. Every first-team player reportedly received a €280,000 bonus, according to MARCA, for their role in Madrid’s path to global glory. But this wasn’t a blanket payout — it was a calculated reward system that made every match count:
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July 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
🇧🇷 On this day, 13 years ago, Chelsea signed Oscar from Internacional.

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July 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
🔙 On this day, 11 years ago, Didier Drogba returned to Chelsea for his second spell at the club! 🇨🇮

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July 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
📅 Goaltonic Tales Flashback – July 24, 2000
Luis Figo made the ultimate betrayal, swapping Barcelona for Real Madrid in a £37M bombshell—becoming the world’s most expensive player.
July 24, 2025 at 9:51 AM
⚡️ “Mbappé Inherits Madrid’s Iconic No. 10 – A Royal Passing of the Torch” ⚡️

Real Madrid are set to hand the legendary No. 10 jersey to Kylian Mbappé ahead of the 2025–26 season, a move blending respect, legacy, and strategic marketing. After Luka Modrić’s departure, the prized No. 10 became…
⚡️ “Mbappé Inherits Madrid’s Iconic No. 10 – A Royal Passing of the Torch” ⚡️
Real Madrid are set to hand the legendary No. 10 jersey to Kylian Mbappé ahead of the 2025–26 season, a move blending respect, legacy, and strategic marketing. After Luka Modrić’s departure, the prized No. 10 became vacant. Club sources—including L’Équipe and Marca—confirm that the decision is internal and not driven by Mbappé himself. Madrid sees the perfect alignment: Mbappé has sported No. 
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July 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Goaltonic Tales Match Recap between England 2 vs 1 Italy. Watch the highlight after the video cast Now
July 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
July 23, 2025 at 8:32 AM
“Kelly’s Late Glimmer & Agyemang’s Heroics Fuel Lionesses’ Epic Euro Comeback!”

England’s Lionesses have galloped into the UEFA Women’s Euro 2025 final after a heart-stopping 2‑1 extra‑time victory over Italy at Stade de Genève on July 22, 2025. Italy shocked England early, taking the lead in the…
“Kelly’s Late Glimmer & Agyemang’s Heroics Fuel Lionesses’ Epic Euro Comeback!”
England’s Lionesses have galloped into the UEFA Women’s Euro 2025 final after a heart-stopping 2‑1 extra‑time victory over Italy at Stade de Genève on July 22, 2025. Italy shocked England early, taking the lead in the 33rd minute through Barbara Bonansea’s crisp first-half strike. The Lionesses looked off-colour, struggling to find rhythm and lacking spark (theguardian.com), threatening their historic title defense.
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July 23, 2025 at 6:36 AM
“Ajibade & Alozie’s Heroics Send Super Falcons Soaring into WAFCON Final!”

At a pulsating Stade Larbi Zaouli on July 22, 2025, Nigeria’s Super Falcons executed a masterclass in resilience—edging South Africa’s defending champions Banyana Banyana 2–1 in a dramatic WAFCON semi-final showdown. Facing…
“Ajibade & Alozie’s Heroics Send Super Falcons Soaring into WAFCON Final!”
At a pulsating Stade Larbi Zaouli on July 22, 2025, Nigeria’s Super Falcons executed a masterclass in resilience—edging South Africa’s defending champions Banyana Banyana 2–1 in a dramatic WAFCON semi-final showdown. Facing intense pressure from an ambitious South African side, the Falcons remained composed. With their trademark aerial strength and swift transitions, Nigeria controlled the midfield tempo. Captain Rasheedat Ajibade drew a crucial handball and calmly converted the resulting penalty just before halftime, affirming Nigeria’s dominance.
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July 23, 2025 at 6:29 AM
“Er‑Rmichi’s Last‑Gasp Save Sends Morocco Roaring into WAFCON 2024 Final!”

In an electrifying semifinal at Prince Moulay Abdellah Stadium, Khadija Er‑Rmichi emerged as the hero of the night as Morocco beat Ghana on penalties (4‑2) to book a historic spot in the WAFCON 2024 final. 🎬 Match Narrative…
“Er‑Rmichi’s Last‑Gasp Save Sends Morocco Roaring into WAFCON 2024 Final!”
In an electrifying semifinal at Prince Moulay Abdellah Stadium, Khadija Er‑Rmichi emerged as the hero of the night as Morocco beat Ghana on penalties (4‑2) to book a historic spot in the WAFCON 2024 final. 🎬 Match Narrative Morocco started strong, with Senegal’s pressure early on. Ghana surged ahead through a first-half strike from Stella Nyamekye—though Er‑Rmichi got fingertips to a Josephine Bonsu header that rattled the post.
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July 23, 2025 at 6:24 AM