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John
@gnarlygnome.bsky.social
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One of the most okay Flesh and Blood players in my area.

Making fake cards to hopefully get a real spoiler one day
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As the number of fan cards I’ve made grows, I made a custom feed to group them all in one place for easy viewing!

Thanks to @esercosplay.bsky.social for drawing the cute little icon :)

#fabtcg #fleshandblood

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I was inspired by that Reddit post calling Iyslander ‘Skylander’

#fabtcg #fleshandblood
February 15, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Day 2 of Compendium season and the reprints are HUSTLING those prices down!

#fabtcg #fleshandblood
February 15, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Calling my shot on Mastery Pack Wizard: “Oops All Sigils”

#fabtcg #fleshandblood
Anyone else feel like PEN is telegraphing the most arcane filled arcane set that ever arcaned for the summer? #fabtcg
February 14, 2026 at 11:05 PM
When the LGS owner asks what I’m doing picking around in the trash after seeing someone check their armory participation pack for Majestics and toss the rest

(They left a super rare in 😋)

#fabtcg #fleshandblood
a man in a white nike shirt is standing in front of a bed and asks what are you doing
ALT: a man in a white nike shirt is standing in front of a bed and asks what are you doing
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February 13, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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Updated my Meataxe list for PEN PQ season 🪓🥩👹

How-to-play guide in the information tab of the Fabrary list with a few hints & spicy plays, it's no Metafy guide though, but it's free!! 😁

Comments on my changes below 👇
#fabtcg
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Sigma [OrDoS]'s The Sound of Axing Muzak deck
CC | 🗓️ Updated Feb 3, 2026 | 🥇 1389 results | 🗺 35 matchups | 📂 3 versions | 📽️ Video | 📝 Guide | Made with ♥︎ at FaBrary
fabrary.net
February 10, 2026 at 9:24 PM
The antique mall near me has the best price for the storage boxes I use for #fabtcg bulk, and you already know the best antique stores will have the best security
February 10, 2026 at 5:12 PM
The ghost that punches you with toilets from this week’s chapter of DanDaDan is what the Chainsaw Man author thought they were doing when they gave the War Devil a sword made of Ohio.

…People used to get put in psych wards for saying sentences like this
February 9, 2026 at 11:47 PM
#fabtcg gang, who tf is this???

iAratheal set or Shadow set next????

#fleshandblood
February 9, 2026 at 2:51 AM
News from the Hell site:

Heroes won’t be able to be voted off the island multiple seasons in a row.

This does not affect the fact that each consecutive time they are voted off, they will sit out one additional season.

(Bryan please come back here, your kids need the milk)

#fabtcg #fleshandblood
February 7, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Until further notice by the parent company, I will be referring to this small fellow strictly as “Wobert”

#fabtcg #fleshandblood
i’m blowing this lil guys shit smoove off
February 6, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Watched two different #fabtcg YouTube videos today where the speaker’s smoke alarm battery alert was chirping.

Folks, your hallway isn’t supposed to sound like that. Go grab a 9 volt battery and a kitchen chair and swap that thing out already.

(Reposted because I can’t spell)
February 6, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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All the Ls in the set have been released. There are 8 and they are all the generic legendaries revealed already.

So those would all have to be majestic
February 4, 2026 at 10:31 PM
So with spoilers done until Friday, we’re missing:

- a Ninja M, Runeblade M, and Wizard M

- 1 Guardian L, Warrior L, Ranger L, Pirate L, Mystic L, Chaos L, Revered L, and Generic L

Not to go FULL “cope” mode, but that’s 3 Hero slots available… (new heroes are usually M)

#fabtcg #fleshandblood
February 4, 2026 at 10:11 PM
“Why are they printing so many arcane hate cards in PEN?”

*glances towards the 7 out of 10 arcane-based heroes who have hit LL and the 1 who’s going to be gone in a month*

Surely it’s not them responding to a problem… No… Couldn’t be…

#fabtcg #fleshandblood
February 4, 2026 at 5:34 PM
A draconic love story in three parts

#fabtcg #fleshandblood
February 4, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Reposted by John
Armory so good @gnarlygnome.bsky.social and I stayed up late and missed our alarm for work this morning 🤣🫠
February 3, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Reposted by John
It's PEN Premiere Week. London Events this week:

Mon - Bad Moon Cafe - SAGE
Tue - Spellbound Games - SAGE Super Armory
Wed - P9 Card Game (Canary Wharf) - CC Armory
Wed - Darksphere - SAGE Super Armory
Thu - Spellbound Games - TBD Armory

Please share
Ping me for details or London discord.
#fabtcg
February 2, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Damn you #fabtcg, and your highly consistent art style across sets!
February 2, 2026 at 2:19 PM
This art that Team Unbox is teasing on Facebook looks an awful lot like a hero, not a main-deck card…

#fabtcg #fleshandblood
February 1, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Reposted by John
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#fabtcg

Something to watch between spoilers this weekend!
Battle Hardened Rio de Janeiro - Cards Of Paradise
YouTube video by Cards of Paradise
youtube.com
January 31, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Fun fact, this will never break because it will never “defed”. Whatever that means.

#fabtcg #fleshandblood
January 31, 2026 at 3:11 PM
It just feels right that the Bard card is given the mythical set code PEN15(0)

#fabtcg #fleshandblood
January 31, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Reposted by John
The Meeps have gained control of our servers, but the community is to the rescue!

Heroes of Rathe, it's time to display your craftsmanship! Check out the Commons and Rares from Compendium of Rathe over on Fabrary 👇️🃏
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January 30, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I’ve had Skywarden no.161803 for only 1 hour, but if anything happened to him I’d kill everyone on this airship and then myself

#fabtcg #fleshandblood
January 30, 2026 at 8:51 PM
GAS PACK 4. LET’S GOOOO

#fabtcg #fleshandblood
January 30, 2026 at 2:11 AM