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Gmeare
@gmeare.bsky.social
· Jan 19
Sometimes I like to go into a bathroom stall and pee under the divider into the next stall and watch the person in the stall over squirm to get away from the piss being trickled underneath their feet.
Ants from up there on cd is so good I would let us slowly and passionately fuck my nonexistent pussy
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Ants from up there on cd is so good I would let us slowly and passionately fuck my nonexistent pussy
I went to heaven for a second and god was a super curvy femboy
November 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I went to heaven for a second and god was a super curvy femboy
IM FUCKING TWEAKING AOH IM FUCKING TEWEAIKIN I TOOK EDIBLES IM FUCKIING TWESAIKGN okay I'm finished
November 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
IM FUCKING TWEAKING AOH IM FUCKING TEWEAIKIN I TOOK EDIBLES IM FUCKIING TWESAIKGN okay I'm finished
CHILL DAWG IT AIN'T THAT DEEP
November 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
CHILL DAWG IT AIN'T THAT DEEP
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October 27, 2025 at 9:41 AM
!!IMPORTANT!!
Introducing a new type of humour called: Florb Humour™.
How it works: To use Florb Humour™ you simply create a canvas with randomly generated shapes on it and add a random word as the caption. Here is an example of Florb Humour™:
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Introducing a new type of humour called: Florb Humour™.
How it works: To use Florb Humour™ you simply create a canvas with randomly generated shapes on it and add a random word as the caption. Here is an example of Florb Humour™:
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*fucks you (you enjoy it)*
October 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
*fucks you (you enjoy it)*
I love sticky fat slobs who are gay flags
October 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I love sticky fat slobs who are gay flags
I got food at this place and the cashier called me boss. Is he stupid? I'm not his boss, I'm the customer. lol what an idiot.
October 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I got food at this place and the cashier called me boss. Is he stupid? I'm not his boss, I'm the customer. lol what an idiot.
We need more crack addicts in the world.
October 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
We need more crack addicts in the world.
Hmmmm... I should write a book...
October 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Hmmmm... I should write a book...
Cashier gave me a weird look
October 9, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Cashier gave me a weird look
I’m totally gonna soyface if I make it into heaven
October 9, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I’m totally gonna soyface if I make it into heaven
Bro really walking, what is this stepslop
October 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Bro really walking, what is this stepslop
What if you’re getting freaky in the Pokéball and they send you out to battle mid freak?
September 29, 2025 at 8:10 AM
What if you’re getting freaky in the Pokéball and they send you out to battle mid freak?
I have this room I like to call the “Zuckerberg room” where I have images of mark Zuckerberg covering the walls, floor, and ceiling. I go in there and lie naked on the floor talking to mark Zuckerberg (well, pretending to talk to him haha).
September 25, 2025 at 7:39 AM
I have this room I like to call the “Zuckerberg room” where I have images of mark Zuckerberg covering the walls, floor, and ceiling. I go in there and lie naked on the floor talking to mark Zuckerberg (well, pretending to talk to him haha).
If jigsaw asked you to throw it back sexual style to save your entire family, would you?
September 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
If jigsaw asked you to throw it back sexual style to save your entire family, would you?
If we line a bunch of people up then shoot the first one they would all fall down like dominos.
September 25, 2025 at 7:23 AM
If we line a bunch of people up then shoot the first one they would all fall down like dominos.
I call my sperm my “mini eggs”
September 24, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I call my sperm my “mini eggs”
Josh Kobza the kinda guy to live at 183 seeshawn lane
September 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Josh Kobza the kinda guy to live at 183 seeshawn lane
if you need a shit while driving it's like getting a banana peel in mario kart because you can throw it onto the road and the other cars will slip on it
September 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
if you need a shit while driving it's like getting a banana peel in mario kart because you can throw it onto the road and the other cars will slip on it