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another relentless taurus𓄀☾
wife & frenchie mom
washington commanders fan𓂏
beyonce for president𐚁⋆
romans 8:28✞✟
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Playoff bound and currently the 6th seed! A particularly victorious, victory Monday!
December 30, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Good Morning to the Commander fans & Commander fans ONLY!!♥️💛🏈

It’s GAME DAY!! Let’s end this regular season with a rivalry WIN today! Go break some more records 17🙌🏽 #RaiseHail
January 5, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I want to but they don’t talk enough about #JaydenDaniels over here for me.
Finally letting Twitter go I don’t even use it
January 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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They bout to hit you with the “I haven’t seen you since last year” shit soon as you get back to work
January 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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I swear this is why I was in the house last night. People too crazy for me.
January 1, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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December 30, 2024 at 5:06 AM
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TOUCHDOWN

WALK OFF

JAYDEN DANIELS

ZACH ERTZ

THE #COMMANDERS ARE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS

WE DID IT. JAYDEN DID IT. #RAISEHAIL
December 30, 2024 at 4:38 AM
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Jayden Daniels has been Mr. Everything tonight

241 total yards, 76 rushing yards & 2 total TDs
December 30, 2024 at 3:34 AM
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Boy I thought Jayden Daniels snapped EVERYTHING up on that drive.
December 30, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Same 🤣
I think I love Jayden Daniel’s. Like I’m gonna take one of my kidneys and keep it on ice just in case he ever needs one. #Commanders
December 30, 2024 at 1:41 AM
December 30, 2024 at 1:14 AM
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Vine really set the standard for funny videos.
December 29, 2024 at 2:28 AM
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This rain is trash
December 28, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Having to work the day after Christmas is tacky.
December 26, 2024 at 5:51 PM
*Clocks into work*

Me: Only 7 hours & 59 mins left.
December 26, 2024 at 1:43 PM
Not the commentator saying “Lamarry Christmas” 😩😂
December 25, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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Yeah she ate that right on up…
December 25, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Beyonce = Legendary
December 25, 2024 at 11:34 PM
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Okay let’s wrap up this second quarter Beyoncé is ready 😒
December 25, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Longest 2 mins EVER hurry and get #Beyonce on the field we ready for the real show 🤣
a man sits in a chair with the words " why is it taking so long " above him
ALT: a man sits in a chair with the words " why is it taking so long " above him
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Alright Netflix you’ve been doing great so far don’t fuck this up 🤣
December 25, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Somebody check on the Baltimore coach that just went flying?🤣
December 25, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Now idk why I thought Mariah was going to sing live, I knew better. 🤣
December 25, 2024 at 9:37 PM
A #Beyonce halftime performance on Christmas Day is a bonus gift. That woman is a fucking LENGEND.
December 25, 2024 at 12:00 PM