Dandy Dirky
@gloriousbasterd.bsky.social
Dirt-Bag Lawyer and Enemy From Within
It’s 77 here but I am fully committed to fall wear.
November 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
It’s 77 here but I am fully committed to fall wear.
Milk Duds are challenging to eat. #leftoverhalloweencandy
November 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Milk Duds are challenging to eat. #leftoverhalloweencandy
For the bigoted fucks posting 9-11 Memes: the Mayor of NYC was a Republican (and criminal), the President of the US was also a Republican (and an incompetent), the House majority was Republican (and its Speaker a pedophile) and the Senate was 50/50. So, STFU about the new Mayor.
This fucking idiot. Let's play the same game. How the hell does a nation in which more than half of all violent crime is committed by white men elect a white man as President?
See how dumb this sounds?
ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the...
See how dumb this sounds?
ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the...
November 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
For the bigoted fucks posting 9-11 Memes: the Mayor of NYC was a Republican (and criminal), the President of the US was also a Republican (and an incompetent), the House majority was Republican (and its Speaker a pedophile) and the Senate was 50/50. So, STFU about the new Mayor.
Why the fuck do we pay taxes?
Sean Duffy: "As we come into Thanksgiving, if we're still in a shutdown posture, it's gonna be rough out there. Really rough."
November 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Why the fuck do we pay taxes?
So. Scientific polling. What city has the hottest mayor?
November 5, 2025 at 1:18 PM
So. Scientific polling. What city has the hottest mayor?
One day there will be forever silence from that B-rated Truth Social Account.
November 5, 2025 at 10:44 AM
One day there will be forever silence from that B-rated Truth Social Account.
Needy Loser
October 31, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Needy Loser
Shaking my damn head, yet the hit-piece book out there targets Biden. Shaking my damn head again
Trump: AOC is low IQ. If you give her an IQ test, have her pass like the exams that I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. Those are very hard…
The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
October 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Shaking my damn head, yet the hit-piece book out there targets Biden. Shaking my damn head again
Omg! Burn that bitch.
October 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Omg! Burn that bitch.
I think somehow I bought these.
October 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I think somehow I bought these.
Reposted by Dandy Dirky
WOW: The White House says the president's MAIN PRIORITY is his BALLROOM. SNAP is ending. Subsidies for health care are gong to double and in some instances quadruple plan premiums. The government is shut down. The cost of living is through the roof. And his priority is his ballroom.
October 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
WOW: The White House says the president's MAIN PRIORITY is his BALLROOM. SNAP is ending. Subsidies for health care are gong to double and in some instances quadruple plan premiums. The government is shut down. The cost of living is through the roof. And his priority is his ballroom.
Monochrome Monday — Butts edition
October 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Monochrome Monday — Butts edition
Pouring rain in Tulsa, OK— out here with the terrorists!
October 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Pouring rain in Tulsa, OK— out here with the terrorists!
Nothing like promoting the Love Democracy rallies this Saturday. #streisandeffect
October 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Nothing like promoting the Love Democracy rallies this Saturday. #streisandeffect
Diane Keaton died 😳?
October 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Diane Keaton died 😳?
So, I never thought I might ponder the potential benefits of a military coup until today.
October 1, 2025 at 5:17 AM
So, I never thought I might ponder the potential benefits of a military coup until today.
Brilliant analysis why in normal administrations DOJ/FBI STFU about pending cases. The dung-heap FBI Director truly is in over his empty head.
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Yesterday, I highlighted how Kash Patel's poor handling of the case could put it in jeopardy.
But today the FBI's lead-podcaster, doubled-down on *STUPID*, in a public interview that is a defense attorneys dream!
Let's breakdown the incompetence:
x.com/adamscochra...
Yesterday, I highlighted how Kash Patel's poor handling of the case could put it in jeopardy.
But today the FBI's lead-podcaster, doubled-down on *STUPID*, in a public interview that is a defense attorneys dream!
Let's breakdown the incompetence:
x.com/adamscochra...
September 16, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Brilliant analysis why in normal administrations DOJ/FBI STFU about pending cases. The dung-heap FBI Director truly is in over his empty head.
I am now understanding why, given the choice, his mother chose the oxycontin.
staring straight into the camera and lying. just a despicable person and a poor excuse for a national leader.
Vance: “People on the left are much likelier to defend and celebrate political violence. This is not a both sides problem. If both sides have a problem, then one side has a much bigger and malignant problem and that is the truth.”
September 16, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I am now understanding why, given the choice, his mother chose the oxycontin.
Essentially, our government is currently made up of those East German and Soviet figure skating and gymnastic judges. When Riley Gaines starts mysteriously winning swim meets, we will know we’re in peak East German Stasi status.
September 16, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Essentially, our government is currently made up of those East German and Soviet figure skating and gymnastic judges. When Riley Gaines starts mysteriously winning swim meets, we will know we’re in peak East German Stasi status.
Is it ok to like your new driver’s license photo?
September 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Is it ok to like your new driver’s license photo?
“But when you give a banquet, invite the poor, the crippled, the lame, and the blind. And you will be blessed, because they cannot repay you….” Luke 14:, 7-14. Don’t let people tell you Charlie Kirk preached God’s merciful love. He did not. He always punched down.
September 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
“But when you give a banquet, invite the poor, the crippled, the lame, and the blind. And you will be blessed, because they cannot repay you….” Luke 14:, 7-14. Don’t let people tell you Charlie Kirk preached God’s merciful love. He did not. He always punched down.
bUT nE’s a sUcCeSsFUL bUSiNeSs mAN
September 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
bUT nE’s a sUcCeSsFUL bUSiNeSs mAN
Remember when FBI Director, Christopher Wray, warned that political violence from the RIGHT was a national threat and MAGA lost its lizard-brained minds. Well, he’s vindicated.
September 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Remember when FBI Director, Christopher Wray, warned that political violence from the RIGHT was a national threat and MAGA lost its lizard-brained minds. Well, he’s vindicated.
Does anyone know if one of those Ryze mushrooms is available as a pet? He’s the cutest thing.
September 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Does anyone know if one of those Ryze mushrooms is available as a pet? He’s the cutest thing.
So, no body needs to waste their precious bandwidth frustrated with the bad faith, cartoonish double standards, and blatant hypocrisy of the right-wing grifter class. They are the frothing, drooling descendants of the racist twats who have wanted us dead long before most of us were born.
September 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
So, no body needs to waste their precious bandwidth frustrated with the bad faith, cartoonish double standards, and blatant hypocrisy of the right-wing grifter class. They are the frothing, drooling descendants of the racist twats who have wanted us dead long before most of us were born.