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gloria alamrew / ግሎርያ 🇪🇹🌻
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Writer + Critic + Celebrity Ghostwriter • Beyoncé historian • Mama • Hilarious and gorgeous • She/her
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I guess I should introduce myself on here? 🤭

I’m Gloria! Elder millennial 🫡, culture writer, critic, and celebrity ghostwriter! I cover all things media (books, film, music, tv), culture, motherhood and of course—Blackness.

You can read my latest piece in Hazlitt here: hazlitt.net/longreads/wh...
What Does A Mother Sound Like? | Hazlitt
Who decided that women get to be society's sounding board for words that feel like shadows?
hazlitt.net
Hi friends! It’s been a busy summer and I haven’t been on here as much as I’d hoped. BUT I have two really exciting things to share: 1. ✨ I SIGNED WITH A LITERARY AGENT! ✨I’m now rep’d by Kima Jones (Triangle House Literary) and 2. My new website is live! Stop by when you can :)

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Gloria Alamrew
Essayist & Culture Critic
gloriaalamrew.com
September 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Omg!!!!! 😭😭😭
🔊 What Does a Mother Sound Like?

@hazlitt.bsky.social

Finalist for Best Personal Essay at the 2025 Digital Publishing Awards

Congrats to @gloriaalamrew.bsky.social and Geffen Semach!

🔗 zurl.co/8jbFu

#DigitalPublishingAwards #DPA25
May 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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🔊 What Does a Mother Sound Like?

@hazlitt.bsky.social

Finalist for Best Personal Essay at the 2025 Digital Publishing Awards

Congrats to @gloriaalamrew.bsky.social and Geffen Semach!

🔗 zurl.co/8jbFu

#DigitalPublishingAwards #DPA25
May 6, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Reposted by gloria alamrew / ግሎርያ 🇪🇹🌻
Then @gloriaalamrew.bsky.social wrote the DEFINITIVE ranking of all of Joe's love interests...

www.hishelli.net/p/the-defini...
The *Definitive* Ranking of Joe Goldberg's Love Interests
A scoop of fatal attraction...as a treat
www.hishelli.net
April 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Hi hello excuse me! my fave @itsgabrielleu.bsky.social has just followed me on here so none of y’all can tell me NOTHING for the foreseeable future. Okay bye!!!!! 🤭
December 10, 2024 at 3:54 AM
*ahem*

Ya girl has been invited back to Sundance to cover next year’s film festival—this time for my OWN newsletter publication, Culture Craft! 🤭

Being asked to come back a second time lets me know I’m doing something right.

See y’all on the mountain in January! 🎬 #writersky #filmsky
November 19, 2024 at 8:43 PM
*taps sign*
Oh! I guess this is a safe space to plug my newsletter? Love that for me.

If you’re into sharp analyses on culture and media (and hilarious jokes, duh), I’d love for you to subscribe to Culture Craft! open.substack.com/pub/culturec...
culture craft | Gloria Alamrew | Substack
curious. curated. culture. Click to read culture craft, by Gloria Alamrew, a Substack publication with hundreds of subscribers.
open.substack.com
November 19, 2024 at 3:44 PM
mind you it’s only Monday
November 19, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Oh! I guess this is a safe space to plug my newsletter? Love that for me.

If you’re into sharp analyses on culture and media (and hilarious jokes, duh), I’d love for you to subscribe to Culture Craft! open.substack.com/pub/culturec...
culture craft | Gloria Alamrew | Substack
curious. curated. culture. Click to read culture craft, by Gloria Alamrew, a Substack publication with hundreds of subscribers.
open.substack.com
November 18, 2024 at 1:28 PM
yea….cut the cameras #PaulTyson
November 16, 2024 at 5:15 AM
now why was Mike ass out on my screen just now…. #PaulTyson
November 16, 2024 at 3:51 AM
okay but I’m ready to LAUGH where all my people at?! 🥺👉🏾👈🏾 #AddToBlackSky
November 16, 2024 at 12:31 AM
seeing y’all talk about skeets (??) and having no clue what’s going on
November 15, 2024 at 10:29 PM
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while I’m here, I feel it necessary to inform everyone that the rumours are true: I am, indeed, a gorgeous, gorgeous girl
November 15, 2024 at 3:31 AM
I guess I should introduce myself on here? 🤭

I’m Gloria! Elder millennial 🫡, culture writer, critic, and celebrity ghostwriter! I cover all things media (books, film, music, tv), culture, motherhood and of course—Blackness.

You can read my latest piece in Hazlitt here: hazlitt.net/longreads/wh...
What Does A Mother Sound Like? | Hazlitt
Who decided that women get to be society's sounding board for words that feel like shadows?
hazlitt.net
November 15, 2024 at 12:44 AM
not me on here
November 14, 2024 at 11:08 PM