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glockstun
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I follow people based on if I could fight their pfp
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my magnum opus
October 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
big back big back
March 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I'm so antisocial my ex thought I was autistic
March 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
gonna get a mullet hairstyle today
March 2, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I'm on that ultra-rare moonrock glacier drip, searching for a turbo diesel mango widowmaker that hits like a cybernetic haymaker in zero gravity.
March 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
MARCH MADNESS IS BACK BABY WOOOOOOOOOO
March 1, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I weigh 147 lbs and have a size 28 waist but my deadlift is 320 lbs...
March 1, 2025 at 8:46 AM
because some people have big fat ass I think they're rude... but maybe they just have a BBL
February 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Babe are you okay you've barely touched your calcium gluconate
February 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
had a straight chick come to my place and she was SO impressed by the simplest things. art on the wall, rugs, a $40 knife block set. chicks are so fucking lame and pathetic lol they fr need a daddy to take care of them their whole lives
February 26, 2025 at 9:16 AM
looking up 10 year old inline 6 bimmers is like crack to me
February 26, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Frank Ocean dropped a cock ring before he dropped music...
February 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Shopping for a used BMW F22 m240i will be the death of me. Hard tops so hard to find 😭😭
February 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
basically like taking cocaine laced with LSD music.youtube.com/watch?v=FrXC...
Machine Girl - Ass2Mars (Official Video)
YouTube video by Machine Girl
music.youtube.com
February 24, 2025 at 4:41 AM
researching cars, wtf type of press car photo is this man 😭😭😭
February 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
she doug on my dimma til I dome
February 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Indian food in the UK is what Mexican food is in the US
February 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Going to Turkey for a unibrow transplant
February 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Sometimes you just eat without yt and that's because you don't deserve it (no wifi)
February 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
contacts are for cowards who haven't found their perfect plastic black frames
February 20, 2025 at 7:59 PM
can't believe hamlet ripped off the ion king
February 20, 2025 at 8:35 AM
had a pt who found out he got syphilis after his girl cheated on him with hella dudes from facebook while he was in prison. dude was showing me her phone while she was crying in front of him. life is insane bro
February 19, 2025 at 7:25 AM
your honor he made goldie... i rest my case
February 19, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I hate the advice, "Stop looking for love and it will come." Stop looking for milk, and they’ll just appear in your fridge? Milk will just find its way to you.
February 18, 2025 at 8:06 PM