Glitch | @ Vash's womb rig
@glitchticks.bsky.social
30s | they/them | i *will* get that fictional man pregnant | profic/anti-harassment | anti-censorship | minors DNF
Pinned
a lighthouse in the middle of a foggy ocean
ALT: a lighthouse in the middle of a foggy ocean
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*lights profic preggy vash beacon*
i didn't think i'd read so much and then i stacked the books i read in 2025
that's 25 books, ~>2 million words (and that doesn't include fanfic)
('the dark forest' is standing in for 'house of leaves'; i started 'the jungle' and 'the long way to a small, angry planet' in 2025 but didn't finish)
that's 25 books, ~>2 million words (and that doesn't include fanfic)
('the dark forest' is standing in for 'house of leaves'; i started 'the jungle' and 'the long way to a small, angry planet' in 2025 but didn't finish)
January 5, 2026 at 12:27 AM
i didn't think i'd read so much and then i stacked the books i read in 2025
that's 25 books, ~>2 million words (and that doesn't include fanfic)
('the dark forest' is standing in for 'house of leaves'; i started 'the jungle' and 'the long way to a small, angry planet' in 2025 but didn't finish)
that's 25 books, ~>2 million words (and that doesn't include fanfic)
('the dark forest' is standing in for 'house of leaves'; i started 'the jungle' and 'the long way to a small, angry planet' in 2025 but didn't finish)
second attempt went much better
wojack pointing at the bits where the tempering WORKED
wojack pointing at the bits where the tempering WORKED
my first attempt at making the family fudge recipe was not successful measured by the end product, but i learned a couple of big no-nos for next time so it was still worth the experience
January 5, 2026 at 12:07 AM
second attempt went much better
wojack pointing at the bits where the tempering WORKED
wojack pointing at the bits where the tempering WORKED
my first attempt at making the family fudge recipe was not successful measured by the end product, but i learned a couple of big no-nos for next time so it was still worth the experience
January 4, 2026 at 12:35 AM
my first attempt at making the family fudge recipe was not successful measured by the end product, but i learned a couple of big no-nos for next time so it was still worth the experience
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i wonder what antis think of annie wilkes in 'misery'
January 2, 2026 at 1:19 AM
i wonder what antis think of annie wilkes in 'misery'
been trying to remember the word 'phrenology' for days (don't remember why anymore tho) but kept coming up with "phrenetics"
like no, glitch, that's ('frenetic') a different word entirely water u doin.
like no, glitch, that's ('frenetic') a different word entirely water u doin.
January 1, 2026 at 8:28 AM
been trying to remember the word 'phrenology' for days (don't remember why anymore tho) but kept coming up with "phrenetics"
like no, glitch, that's ('frenetic') a different word entirely water u doin.
like no, glitch, that's ('frenetic') a different word entirely water u doin.
good fucking riddance to that year hey
January 1, 2026 at 8:12 AM
good fucking riddance to that year hey
i put "a hentai" as one of my art goals for 2026 so y'all better yell at me if you see me on here instead of get-gud'ing enough to draw porn
December 31, 2025 at 1:44 AM
i put "a hentai" as one of my art goals for 2026 so y'all better yell at me if you see me on here instead of get-gud'ing enough to draw porn
scared to watch 'heated rivalry' because i don't think i can dual-fixate on that and trigaze at the same time-
December 29, 2025 at 9:20 PM
scared to watch 'heated rivalry' because i don't think i can dual-fixate on that and trigaze at the same time-
it snewed
December 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
it snewed
you ever just *really* annoyed that you're too old now to post cryptic lyrics as an expression of your inner turmoil
December 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
you ever just *really* annoyed that you're too old now to post cryptic lyrics as an expression of your inner turmoil
it's that time of year again
(this hits different in trigun fandom lmao)
(this hits different in trigun fandom lmao)
December 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
it's that time of year again
(this hits different in trigun fandom lmao)
(this hits different in trigun fandom lmao)
i can have lil a chocolate wine today as a treat
December 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
i can have lil a chocolate wine today as a treat
he would have been a tumblr sexyman if we had it c. 2000
December 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
he would have been a tumblr sexyman if we had it c. 2000
I'd like to get back to writing fic again. I wrote next to nothing in 2025, just haven't been able to find that zone anymore
What are your art/creative goals for next year?
My 2026 bucket list includes: animating some of my art, filling a sketchbook, and getting back into drawing comics!
My 2026 bucket list includes: animating some of my art, filling a sketchbook, and getting back into drawing comics!
a girl with her eyes closed stands in front of a small fire
ALT: a girl with her eyes closed stands in front of a small fire
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December 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I'd like to get back to writing fic again. I wrote next to nothing in 2025, just haven't been able to find that zone anymore
you will be visited by three ghosts
December 24, 2025 at 11:23 PM
you will be visited by three ghosts
I could absolutely destroy xmas for my parents if I wanted to and I think they should be more appreciative of that personally
/going through it this morning lmaoooo
/going through it this morning lmaoooo
December 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I could absolutely destroy xmas for my parents if I wanted to and I think they should be more appreciative of that personally
/going through it this morning lmaoooo
/going through it this morning lmaoooo
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If you’re an artist and you’re not already off Twitter you need to leave like, yesterday
Heads up to artists still using Twitter- Twitter is now adding an "Edit image" button under all images posted on the site that allows everyone to feed it into genAI and modify it as they wish with a prompt
December 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
If you’re an artist and you’re not already off Twitter you need to leave like, yesterday
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Penzey’s out here still doing the work in 2025. Everybody needs spices, no matter how Caucasian your family. Buy them from friends.
December 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Penzey’s out here still doing the work in 2025. Everybody needs spices, no matter how Caucasian your family. Buy them from friends.
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Apparently Paypal is now asking those who commissioned artists through invoices for feedback on the experience, Please never type anything, Its a trap. Just putting both yours and their accounts at risk of bans.
December 22, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Apparently Paypal is now asking those who commissioned artists through invoices for feedback on the experience, Please never type anything, Its a trap. Just putting both yours and their accounts at risk of bans.
there's not enough mpreg in the world rn imo
December 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
there's not enough mpreg in the world rn imo
"I asked chatgpt"
well I asked prunella's cootie catcher
well I asked prunella's cootie catcher
December 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
"I asked chatgpt"
well I asked prunella's cootie catcher
well I asked prunella's cootie catcher
atmospheric river 2: electric boogaloo
December 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
atmospheric river 2: electric boogaloo
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DO NOT I repeat DO NOT RUN THIS ON YOUR WORK COMPUTER!
If you want IT dept, especially your head security admin to headhunt you to take you the fuck out, then do. Or even be fired for it then be my guest.
I may not have finished my degree in cyber security. But I promise you, this isn’t wise.
If you want IT dept, especially your head security admin to headhunt you to take you the fuck out, then do. Or even be fired for it then be my guest.
I may not have finished my degree in cyber security. But I promise you, this isn’t wise.
"RemoveWindowsAI" is a script created by zoicware, available on GitHub, that does exactly what it says: it remove every AI feature in Windows 11. Do what you wish to do with this information. I'm sharing this because some folks are forced to use Win11 at work or other places for any reasons.
December 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
DO NOT I repeat DO NOT RUN THIS ON YOUR WORK COMPUTER!
If you want IT dept, especially your head security admin to headhunt you to take you the fuck out, then do. Or even be fired for it then be my guest.
I may not have finished my degree in cyber security. But I promise you, this isn’t wise.
If you want IT dept, especially your head security admin to headhunt you to take you the fuck out, then do. Or even be fired for it then be my guest.
I may not have finished my degree in cyber security. But I promise you, this isn’t wise.