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Happy Halloween! 🎃 👻🍬
Please keep all "tricks" relegated to the Ranger Station and not the park itself. The squirrels have a hoarding problem and don't need to be tempted.
Please keep all "tricks" relegated to the Ranger Station and not the park itself. The squirrels have a hoarding problem and don't need to be tempted.
October 31, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Happy Halloween! 🎃 👻🍬
Please keep all "tricks" relegated to the Ranger Station and not the park itself. The squirrels have a hoarding problem and don't need to be tempted.
Please keep all "tricks" relegated to the Ranger Station and not the park itself. The squirrels have a hoarding problem and don't need to be tempted.
I can confirm this: she has texted me at least 3 times since this morning, demanding to know why they get the first date.
I'm increasingly tempted to allow her the "honor" as they both call it.
I'm increasingly tempted to allow her the "honor" as they both call it.
Don't worry, I'll take you on a date soon and they'll stop. 😘
And for everyone asking: don't worry, my girlfriend and I are still happily together, and she thinks this entire thing is hilarious. 😂 - 💧
And for everyone asking: don't worry, my girlfriend and I are still happily together, and she thinks this entire thing is hilarious. 😂 - 💧
You're not the one getting told to give their coworker a chance.
October 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I can confirm this: she has texted me at least 3 times since this morning, demanding to know why they get the first date.
I'm increasingly tempted to allow her the "honor" as they both call it.
I'm increasingly tempted to allow her the "honor" as they both call it.
Don't worry, I'll take you on a date soon and they'll stop. 😘
And for everyone asking: don't worry, my girlfriend and I are still happily together, and she thinks this entire thing is hilarious. 😂 - 💧
And for everyone asking: don't worry, my girlfriend and I are still happily together, and she thinks this entire thing is hilarious. 😂 - 💧
You're not the one getting told to give their coworker a chance.
The sheer number of people on our tumblr trying to wingman for me is genuinely hilarious. -💧
October 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Don't worry, I'll take you on a date soon and they'll stop. 😘
And for everyone asking: don't worry, my girlfriend and I are still happily together, and she thinks this entire thing is hilarious. 😂 - 💧
And for everyone asking: don't worry, my girlfriend and I are still happily together, and she thinks this entire thing is hilarious. 😂 - 💧
You're not the one getting told to give their coworker a chance.
The sheer number of people on our tumblr trying to wingman for me is genuinely hilarious. -💧
October 9, 2025 at 1:39 PM
You're not the one getting told to give their coworker a chance.
The sheer number of people on our tumblr trying to wingman for me is genuinely hilarious. -💧
October 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
The sheer number of people on our tumblr trying to wingman for me is genuinely hilarious. -💧
You are literally in the next room.
And no.
And no.
ANSWER YOUR RADIO THEN!
And tell me what you think of the callsigns! -💧
And tell me what you think of the callsigns! -💧
STOP PINGING ME ON THE CHANNEL!
September 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
You are literally in the next room.
And no.
And no.
ANSWER YOUR RADIO THEN!
And tell me what you think of the callsigns! -💧
And tell me what you think of the callsigns! -💧
STOP PINGING ME ON THE CHANNEL!
Manic Botanic to Captain Khakis, do you read?
Come in Captain Khakis! -💧
Come in Captain Khakis! -💧
September 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
ANSWER YOUR RADIO THEN!
And tell me what you think of the callsigns! -💧
And tell me what you think of the callsigns! -💧
STOP PINGING ME ON THE CHANNEL!
Manic Botanic to Captain Khakis, do you read?
Come in Captain Khakis! -💧
Come in Captain Khakis! -💧
September 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
STOP PINGING ME ON THE CHANNEL!
Manic Botanic to Captain Khakis, do you read?
Come in Captain Khakis! -💧
Come in Captain Khakis! -💧
September 24, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Manic Botanic to Captain Khakis, do you read?
Come in Captain Khakis! -💧
Come in Captain Khakis! -💧
OH DON'T YOU START WITH ME CAPTAIN KHAKI SHORTS!
WINTER - KHAKIS!
SUMMER - KHAKIS!
LITERALLY ANY EVENT THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE COSTUMES - KHAKIS!
In short: You don't get to judge. -💧
WINTER - KHAKIS!
SUMMER - KHAKIS!
LITERALLY ANY EVENT THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE COSTUMES - KHAKIS!
In short: You don't get to judge. -💧
I'm guessing you're not handling this heat wave well.
Hey so, it is almost 6pm.
It's also mid-September.
WHY CAN I COOK EGGS ON THE SIDEWALK?! -💧
It's also mid-September.
WHY CAN I COOK EGGS ON THE SIDEWALK?! -💧
September 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
OH DON'T YOU START WITH ME CAPTAIN KHAKI SHORTS!
WINTER - KHAKIS!
SUMMER - KHAKIS!
LITERALLY ANY EVENT THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE COSTUMES - KHAKIS!
In short: You don't get to judge. -💧
WINTER - KHAKIS!
SUMMER - KHAKIS!
LITERALLY ANY EVENT THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE COSTUMES - KHAKIS!
In short: You don't get to judge. -💧
I'm guessing you're not handling this heat wave well.
Hey so, it is almost 6pm.
It's also mid-September.
WHY CAN I COOK EGGS ON THE SIDEWALK?! -💧
It's also mid-September.
WHY CAN I COOK EGGS ON THE SIDEWALK?! -💧
September 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I'm guessing you're not handling this heat wave well.
Hey so, it is almost 6pm.
It's also mid-September.
WHY CAN I COOK EGGS ON THE SIDEWALK?! -💧
It's also mid-September.
WHY CAN I COOK EGGS ON THE SIDEWALK?! -💧
September 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Hey so, it is almost 6pm.
It's also mid-September.
WHY CAN I COOK EGGS ON THE SIDEWALK?! -💧
It's also mid-September.
WHY CAN I COOK EGGS ON THE SIDEWALK?! -💧
She's not the only one... "Hotshot" 😝 -💧
That's what happens when your girlfriend thinks I'm funny.
Sorry there was no post today! We got the day off - had a nice picnic with the staff and our loved ones.
(I saw someone sharing a smile when they thought we weren't looking~) -💧
(I saw someone sharing a smile when they thought we weren't looking~) -💧
September 2, 2025 at 12:49 AM
She's not the only one... "Hotshot" 😝 -💧
That's what happens when your girlfriend thinks I'm funny.
Sorry there was no post today! We got the day off - had a nice picnic with the staff and our loved ones.
(I saw someone sharing a smile when they thought we weren't looking~) -💧
(I saw someone sharing a smile when they thought we weren't looking~) -💧
September 2, 2025 at 12:33 AM
That's what happens when your girlfriend thinks I'm funny.
Sorry there was no post today! We got the day off - had a nice picnic with the staff and our loved ones.
(I saw someone sharing a smile when they thought we weren't looking~) -💧
(I saw someone sharing a smile when they thought we weren't looking~) -💧
September 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Sorry there was no post today! We got the day off - had a nice picnic with the staff and our loved ones.
(I saw someone sharing a smile when they thought we weren't looking~) -💧
(I saw someone sharing a smile when they thought we weren't looking~) -💧
To clarify, he doesn't ONLY study algae. But he is the guy who knows the most about it on the team - so: Algae Guy. -💧
To everyone who yelled "POLO!" when I called for Marco today:
We were looking for our algae guy. But that was hilarious. 🤣 -💧
We were looking for our algae guy. But that was hilarious. 🤣 -💧
August 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
To clarify, he doesn't ONLY study algae. But he is the guy who knows the most about it on the team - so: Algae Guy. -💧
To everyone who yelled "POLO!" when I called for Marco today:
We were looking for our algae guy. But that was hilarious. 🤣 -💧
We were looking for our algae guy. But that was hilarious. 🤣 -💧
August 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
To everyone who yelled "POLO!" when I called for Marco today:
We were looking for our algae guy. But that was hilarious. 🤣 -💧
We were looking for our algae guy. But that was hilarious. 🤣 -💧
Guess who forgot to hit "send" on the last Tweet, and deleted what was thought to be an old draft?
It was Diane. Everyone better be nice. She feels bad enough to ask I mention it.
It was Diane. Everyone better be nice. She feels bad enough to ask I mention it.
August 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Guess who forgot to hit "send" on the last Tweet, and deleted what was thought to be an old draft?
It was Diane. Everyone better be nice. She feels bad enough to ask I mention it.
It was Diane. Everyone better be nice. She feels bad enough to ask I mention it.
Botany class for me! -💧
We heard school is starting soon for some of you! What's your favorite class?
Or if you're not in school, what was yours/what would you pick?
I always liked Ecology.
Or if you're not in school, what was yours/what would you pick?
I always liked Ecology.
August 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Botany class for me! -💧
We heard school is starting soon for some of you! What's your favorite class?
Or if you're not in school, what was yours/what would you pick?
I always liked Ecology.
Or if you're not in school, what was yours/what would you pick?
I always liked Ecology.
August 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
We heard school is starting soon for some of you! What's your favorite class?
Or if you're not in school, what was yours/what would you pick?
I always liked Ecology.
Or if you're not in school, what was yours/what would you pick?
I always liked Ecology.
You know you're my favorite topic of work conversation. 😘 -💧
You know, I thought the lack of gossip would mean you would actually get more work done instead of talking about me.
But it's just business as usual.
But it's just business as usual.
You know, I thought things would be a lot more exciting now that Grumps finally confessed.
But it's just business as usual. -💧
But it's just business as usual. -💧
August 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
You know you're my favorite topic of work conversation. 😘 -💧
You know, I thought the lack of gossip would mean you would actually get more work done instead of talking about me.
But it's just business as usual.
But it's just business as usual.
You know, I thought things would be a lot more exciting now that Grumps finally confessed.
But it's just business as usual. -💧
But it's just business as usual. -💧
August 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
You know, I thought the lack of gossip would mean you would actually get more work done instead of talking about me.
But it's just business as usual.
But it's just business as usual.
You know, I thought things would be a lot more exciting now that Grumps finally confessed.
But it's just business as usual. -💧
But it's just business as usual. -💧
August 4, 2025 at 7:34 PM
You know, I thought things would be a lot more exciting now that Grumps finally confessed.
But it's just business as usual. -💧
But it's just business as usual. -💧
Look, in my defense, we *thought* there was only one breeding pair. I have no idea where the other ones came from when we agreed to that research study. -💧
The sun is shining...
The birds are singing...
There are crabs in the Park...
People are enjoying their day...
If you noticed something wrong there, we did too! Now for the next issue: How and Why.
The birds are singing...
There are crabs in the Park...
People are enjoying their day...
If you noticed something wrong there, we did too! Now for the next issue: How and Why.
July 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Look, in my defense, we *thought* there was only one breeding pair. I have no idea where the other ones came from when we agreed to that research study. -💧
The sun is shining...
The birds are singing...
There are crabs in the Park...
People are enjoying their day...
If you noticed something wrong there, we did too! Now for the next issue: How and Why.
The birds are singing...
There are crabs in the Park...
People are enjoying their day...
If you noticed something wrong there, we did too! Now for the next issue: How and Why.
July 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The sun is shining...
The birds are singing...
There are crabs in the Park...
People are enjoying their day...
If you noticed something wrong there, we did too! Now for the next issue: How and Why.
The birds are singing...
There are crabs in the Park...
People are enjoying their day...
If you noticed something wrong there, we did too! Now for the next issue: How and Why.