Has anyone else noticed how crazy the world has been since I accidentally bought a bag of Pep-O-Mint Lifesavers instead of Wint-O-Green???

if you look at Jesse Eisenberg's role in Batman V Superman as an extension of his role in The Social Network, then this all makes sense

Why does upgrading your phone take as long as closing on a house?

100% of all of Philadelphia agrees: Anyone who would choose Tastykake’s glazed honey bun over the iced, is a psychopath

Men saying Luigi Mangione shouldn’t be idolized, have The Punisher logo stickers on the back of their pickups and don’t see the irony.

The Gilmore Girls Walmart commercial is not canon.

Just sliced an orange into 8 pieces- but not where it naturally breaks apart- to assert my dominance over nature

In 1982 Peter Gabriel had a song called “Lay Your Hands on Me” then the Thompson Twins did in 1985 and then Bon Jovi did in 1988! We were getting songs titled “Lay Your Hands on Me” every 3 years! The 80s really were the decade of greed.

If I was a cat, I would live in constant fear that a human was going to accidentally step on my tail. I’d literally be a scaredy cat.