i love fauziah ibrahim from abc news. an utter delight
January 24, 2026 at 12:46 AM
i love fauziah ibrahim from abc news. an utter delight
middle class australia's only marketable skill is dropping a cool million dollars on a bungalow and making their first assignment to cut down that ugly verandah
May 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
middle class australia's only marketable skill is dropping a cool million dollars on a bungalow and making their first assignment to cut down that ugly verandah
don't like it when folk say they like winter, but their ideal winter activities are things like wearing trackies and sitting by the fire. that's being warm. you like being warm. i like being warm
too, but i am aware there's a season called summer where being warm requires no additional effort
too, but i am aware there's a season called summer where being warm requires no additional effort
May 17, 2025 at 2:12 AM
don't like it when folk say they like winter, but their ideal winter activities are things like wearing trackies and sitting by the fire. that's being warm. you like being warm. i like being warm
too, but i am aware there's a season called summer where being warm requires no additional effort
too, but i am aware there's a season called summer where being warm requires no additional effort
they should call this stupid website 'bluescold'
May 16, 2025 at 10:01 PM
they should call this stupid website 'bluescold'
conclave gonna take a page from the west end chimney ceremony and have the club colours of the winning pope on the top and then the colours of the runner up pope underneath but smaller
May 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
conclave gonna take a page from the west end chimney ceremony and have the club colours of the winning pope on the top and then the colours of the runner up pope underneath but smaller
the conclave chimney shuold do blue smoke if it's a boy pope and pimk smoke if it a girl pope
May 7, 2025 at 7:22 AM
the conclave chimney shuold do blue smoke if it's a boy pope and pimk smoke if it a girl pope
a grand total of two women in the welsh village of pontypandy, and trevor evans the bus is chasing both of them. chad
May 6, 2025 at 7:05 AM
a grand total of two women in the welsh village of pontypandy, and trevor evans the bus is chasing both of them. chad
presumably the whingers who think lowering the voting age would be a disaster because kids are immature and uneducated, have never met a human adult before
April 27, 2025 at 1:52 AM
presumably the whingers who think lowering the voting age would be a disaster because kids are immature and uneducated, have never met a human adult before
ppl who assume anyone with a difference of opinion to them has been indoctrinated by schools/universities are really just telling on how restrictive their understanding of 'education' is. you can learn new things any time you want bozo
April 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
ppl who assume anyone with a difference of opinion to them has been indoctrinated by schools/universities are really just telling on how restrictive their understanding of 'education' is. you can learn new things any time you want bozo
melbournian liberals like "i did NOT expect to see virtue signalling at MY dawn service"
April 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
melbournian liberals like "i did NOT expect to see virtue signalling at MY dawn service"
narrator: postman pat could see someone on the road up ahead
me: it better not be that cunt sam waldron
narrator: it was sam waldron
me: mother fucking shit
me: it better not be that cunt sam waldron
narrator: it was sam waldron
me: mother fucking shit
April 24, 2025 at 9:13 AM
narrator: postman pat could see someone on the road up ahead
me: it better not be that cunt sam waldron
narrator: it was sam waldron
me: mother fucking shit
me: it better not be that cunt sam waldron
narrator: it was sam waldron
me: mother fucking shit
rip tom pope i will never forget scoring 40 goals in a league season with you in fifa 11
April 21, 2025 at 10:21 AM
rip tom pope i will never forget scoring 40 goals in a league season with you in fifa 11
thinking about how mixy from the ferals and conker from conker's bad fur day had basically the opposite career trajectories
April 14, 2025 at 5:45 AM
thinking about how mixy from the ferals and conker from conker's bad fur day had basically the opposite career trajectories
generating an ai image of myself as an action figure to compliment all the other aspects of my die-cast personality
April 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
generating an ai image of myself as an action figure to compliment all the other aspects of my die-cast personality
oh you have a blind respect for the police? that's nice, but i like to challenge the validity of things i was taught as a barely-literate 4 year old
April 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
oh you have a blind respect for the police? that's nice, but i like to challenge the validity of things i was taught as a barely-literate 4 year old
the nation's mum! i love her
April 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
the nation's mum! i love her
remember watching johnny english in primary school and in the bit where he's like "i got dropped into the kalahari desert with no equiptment, and found my way to bulawayo before ramadan", the class smartass declares "it's funny because bulawayo IS before ramadan!"
March 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
remember watching johnny english in primary school and in the bit where he's like "i got dropped into the kalahari desert with no equiptment, and found my way to bulawayo before ramadan", the class smartass declares "it's funny because bulawayo IS before ramadan!"
i believe in prison but only for people i don't like
March 7, 2025 at 10:20 AM
i believe in prison but only for people i don't like
BREAKING: pope francis is dead. dead serious about going to itchy and scratchy land
March 2, 2025 at 2:37 AM
BREAKING: pope francis is dead. dead serious about going to itchy and scratchy land
i'm still SO mad they gave thomas the tank engine blue eyes
February 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
i'm still SO mad they gave thomas the tank engine blue eyes
they have to call him pope frantrans these days. because of woke
February 25, 2025 at 9:57 AM
they have to call him pope frantrans these days. because of woke
not enough songs these days about barbed wire love
February 23, 2025 at 7:28 AM
not enough songs these days about barbed wire love
johnny rotten letting a bunch of session musicians rattle his contrarian ass
February 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
johnny rotten letting a bunch of session musicians rattle his contrarian ass
shall i compare thee to a kiss from a rose on the grey?
February 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
shall i compare thee to a kiss from a rose on the grey?
if the abc and sbs ever feel like they are struggling for relevancy in the post-streaming age, they could do a lot worse than introduce a streaming service that doesn't suck shit
February 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
if the abc and sbs ever feel like they are struggling for relevancy in the post-streaming age, they could do a lot worse than introduce a streaming service that doesn't suck shit