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I’m 33 and I just realized it’s kind of odd that I have never seen an episode of the X-Files but I did read a novelization of an episode my 7th grade teacher had in his classroom. Other books I remember reading from his classroom that year: War of the Worlds, Frankenstein and Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde
November 25, 2025 at 11:24 AM
I’m 33 and I just realized it’s kind of odd that I have never seen an episode of the X-Files but I did read a novelization of an episode my 7th grade teacher had in his classroom. Other books I remember reading from his classroom that year: War of the Worlds, Frankenstein and Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde
Every Thanksgiving I think about when I was in Guatemala on a missions trip when I was 18 and had to help slaughter the turkey. I held the body while one friend held the head and another friend tried to decapitate it with a dull bush knife. Wasn’t the best turkey I ever had but still pretty good.
November 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Every Thanksgiving I think about when I was in Guatemala on a missions trip when I was 18 and had to help slaughter the turkey. I held the body while one friend held the head and another friend tried to decapitate it with a dull bush knife. Wasn’t the best turkey I ever had but still pretty good.
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A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
One time my neighbor opened fire on Dollar General from his front porch. No one was injured and no damage was done but I never heard a motive
April 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
One time my neighbor opened fire on Dollar General from his front porch. No one was injured and no damage was done but I never heard a motive
Just a reminder that Candace Owens doesn’t believe dinosaurs existed.
March 16, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Just a reminder that Candace Owens doesn’t believe dinosaurs existed.
Lowe’s customer was upset that all of our ac units have to have some connection to outside. Dude I don’t have time to explain the laws of thermodynamics to you.
March 16, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Lowe’s customer was upset that all of our ac units have to have some connection to outside. Dude I don’t have time to explain the laws of thermodynamics to you.
When you’re proctoring ACT and see the list of Seal Codes
a man in a canoe with the words " and now that your rose is in bloom "
ALT: a man in a canoe with the words " and now that your rose is in bloom "
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March 13, 2025 at 2:04 PM
When you’re proctoring ACT and see the list of Seal Codes
I heard a physics teacher tell a bunch of freshmen “a meter stick is a meter long, I’m not being sarcastic” I asked her about it and she says they get it wrong on tests all the time. They think it’s a trick question. Also she said “dont use them as swords” which every boy immediately proceeded to do
March 6, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I heard a physics teacher tell a bunch of freshmen “a meter stick is a meter long, I’m not being sarcastic” I asked her about it and she says they get it wrong on tests all the time. They think it’s a trick question. Also she said “dont use them as swords” which every boy immediately proceeded to do
Nothing shows the growth America has gone through better than St Patrick’s Day. We used to think they were coming over to America to take our jobs. Now we just think they are all alcoholics who like to fight and might be leprechauns.
March 4, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Nothing shows the growth America has gone through better than St Patrick’s Day. We used to think they were coming over to America to take our jobs. Now we just think they are all alcoholics who like to fight and might be leprechauns.
Tokyo Drift is the best Fast and Furious. You cannot convince me otherwise.
March 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Tokyo Drift is the best Fast and Furious. You cannot convince me otherwise.
Having trouble deciding. If I ever see Chief Justice John Roberts should I give him the Stone Cold Stunner or the People’s Elbow?
February 27, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Having trouble deciding. If I ever see Chief Justice John Roberts should I give him the Stone Cold Stunner or the People’s Elbow?
February 25, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Working on finding a way to travel close to light speed to fast forward through these next 4 years. @briancoxtalks.bsky.social @neildegrassetyson.com any ideas?
February 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Working on finding a way to travel close to light speed to fast forward through these next 4 years. @briancoxtalks.bsky.social @neildegrassetyson.com any ideas?
A supervisor where I work at Lowe’s keeps track of what happened each shift in a journal. Recently they decided to switch me to his dept and move one of the employees there to my spot outside. He wrote this down with a :( beside it. He used a literal emoticon to show he was sad about me moving there
February 22, 2025 at 11:40 AM
A supervisor where I work at Lowe’s keeps track of what happened each shift in a journal. Recently they decided to switch me to his dept and move one of the employees there to my spot outside. He wrote this down with a :( beside it. He used a literal emoticon to show he was sad about me moving there
I have to work my second job as a sales associate at Lowe’s this weekend. This could be difficult given my recent mishap which left me with six stitches, a swollen bottom lip and a vocabulary that is like 60% caveman grunts.
February 21, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I have to work my second job as a sales associate at Lowe’s this weekend. This could be difficult given my recent mishap which left me with six stitches, a swollen bottom lip and a vocabulary that is like 60% caveman grunts.
Hoping for NTI day tomorrow so I don’t have to put up with 2500 teenagers asking me what happened to my lip. FYI my water bottle fell when I was jogging on the treadmill and I stepped on it and landed mouth first. Six stitches. Exercise is evil, sedentary is safe.
February 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Hoping for NTI day tomorrow so I don’t have to put up with 2500 teenagers asking me what happened to my lip. FYI my water bottle fell when I was jogging on the treadmill and I stepped on it and landed mouth first. Six stitches. Exercise is evil, sedentary is safe.
People that don’t toast their pop tarts are savages.
February 17, 2025 at 12:39 PM
People that don’t toast their pop tarts are savages.
JD Vance eats unfrosted poptarts
February 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
JD Vance eats unfrosted poptarts
So I don’t get to watch the game, however I do get to drive a forklift tonight which is prob more entertaining than watching another Chiefs Super Bowl
February 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
So I don’t get to watch the game, however I do get to drive a forklift tonight which is prob more entertaining than watching another Chiefs Super Bowl
I’m fairly confident if Timothee Chalamet and Anya Taylor Joy had a kid, that child would have normally spaced eyes.
February 9, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I’m fairly confident if Timothee Chalamet and Anya Taylor Joy had a kid, that child would have normally spaced eyes.
I think one of the harshest insults I’ve ever heard came from a coworker at Lowe’s. We were talking about previous coworkers that left or got fired and when talking about a certain former employee my coworker said “it infuriates me that he even exists”
#Lowes
#Lowes
February 4, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I think one of the harshest insults I’ve ever heard came from a coworker at Lowe’s. We were talking about previous coworkers that left or got fired and when talking about a certain former employee my coworker said “it infuriates me that he even exists”
#Lowes
#Lowes
Listening to an audiobook is not reading. I will die on this hill.
February 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Listening to an audiobook is not reading. I will die on this hill.
Every day I look around at the 2500 students that attend the school where I work and I think “none of the teenagers have ever heard of Trogdor the Burninator” #trogdor #homestarrunner #wingalingdragon
February 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Every day I look around at the 2500 students that attend the school where I work and I think “none of the teenagers have ever heard of Trogdor the Burninator” #trogdor #homestarrunner #wingalingdragon
I was just told by a student with Down syndrome that I smell like a—. How’s your day going? #paraeducator #spedpara #fcps
February 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I was just told by a student with Down syndrome that I smell like a—. How’s your day going? #paraeducator #spedpara #fcps
so my parents run an NGO in Cambodia. One of their Khmer employees informed my dad “Michael Jackson was killed 6 months ago by a man named ‘Baby Oil.’” @snopes.com can you confirm?
February 3, 2025 at 12:30 PM
so my parents run an NGO in Cambodia. One of their Khmer employees informed my dad “Michael Jackson was killed 6 months ago by a man named ‘Baby Oil.’” @snopes.com can you confirm?