Glumpf
@gizzityglumpf.bsky.social
Gamer. Guy. Statistically immortal
I need somebody outside the US to tell me things are gonna be ok
January 25, 2026 at 5:40 PM
I need somebody outside the US to tell me things are gonna be ok
Great time to want to be a murderer. Seems like no consequences for it
January 24, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Great time to want to be a murderer. Seems like no consequences for it
Istanbul (previously Constantinople (previously Byzantium)) is now Istanbul 2
January 20, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Istanbul (previously Constantinople (previously Byzantium)) is now Istanbul 2
Who gave the baby the gun
January 3, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Who gave the baby the gun
jimmy fallon video game
December 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
jimmy fallon video game
Super excited for the religious tech horror movie called “MessAIh”
July 22, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Super excited for the religious tech horror movie called “MessAIh”
She new moons on my eclipse till I breaking dawn
June 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
She new moons on my eclipse till I breaking dawn
I now have hope for the future of the internet after learning about the concept of model collapse in AI. Very excited for model collapse
June 18, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I now have hope for the future of the internet after learning about the concept of model collapse in AI. Very excited for model collapse
They say history repeats itself. Anyone else remember a particularly *mindblowing* presidential parade?
June 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
They say history repeats itself. Anyone else remember a particularly *mindblowing* presidential parade?
Could a lich use a pregnant woman as their phylactery?
May 20, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Could a lich use a pregnant woman as their phylactery?
Red Bull is the Tesla of energy drinks and I will not elaborate
May 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Red Bull is the Tesla of energy drinks and I will not elaborate
How many people on the right can spell fascism
May 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
How many people on the right can spell fascism
Don’t know who needs to hear this: pickup trucks are not family vehicles
May 4, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Don’t know who needs to hear this: pickup trucks are not family vehicles
You ever notice religious people don’t seem to know much about the Old Testament?
March 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
You ever notice religious people don’t seem to know much about the Old Testament?
I learned today that cardinals (the birds) are named after cardinals (the religious figures) because cardinals (the religious figures) wear red robes
March 8, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I learned today that cardinals (the birds) are named after cardinals (the religious figures) because cardinals (the religious figures) wear red robes
How can we expect productive diplomacy from a guy (derogatory) who is so openly vehemently xenophobic?
March 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
How can we expect productive diplomacy from a guy (derogatory) who is so openly vehemently xenophobic?
Making holo and foil business cards for the lucky employers
February 10, 2025 at 10:20 AM
Making holo and foil business cards for the lucky employers
MLK deserves better
January 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
MLK deserves better
The bounty being $10k means that they only value the CEO’s life at $10,000. Imagine what they value you at
December 10, 2024 at 7:37 PM
The bounty being $10k means that they only value the CEO’s life at $10,000. Imagine what they value you at