Girtheye State
girtheyestate.bsky.social
Girtheye State
@girtheyestate.bsky.social
That 33 YO snack that s[m]iles back. Nerd for pokemon, monster hunter, and ADHD/neurodivergent interest in sex
I think the funniest thing about walking my cat isn't the fact he runs if anything at all chases him, even baby bunnies.

The funniest part of walking him is that the primary goal of his on a walk is to go find the very specific plants he wants to munch on.

I've got an orange and white cow.
November 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
🎶 The only thing bigger than my masssssive weiner is my willingness to lie about it's size 🎶 #fcf #fatcockfriday #nsfw #nsfwksy #goon #gooner #goonsky #horny #sex #amateur #cocksky #dicksky #dick #penis #fatcock #thickdick #veiny #girthy
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 PM
First snow: 25-11-09
November 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Interior crocodile alligator
November 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
It's always weird when my interest in sex is on the down swing. Like the fuck you mean it was a hyper fixation?
November 6, 2025 at 4:53 AM
It's the time of the year I look up into the night sky to see Orion's drunk ass laying on the horizon.
October 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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If you're happy and you know it, show your junk
October 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
October 17, 2025 at 5:49 AM
No matter what I do, my FYP is never slutty enough #nsfwsky #lewdsky #spicysky
October 15, 2025 at 3:43 AM
October 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I might start posting on fansly. Nothing insane, but just gifs and videos.

Thinking like $0.99/mo 🤣 #solo #amateur #porn #sex #horny #nsfw #goon #goonsky #spicy #spicysky #nsfwsky
October 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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October 12, 2025 at 8:22 AM
My personal lore can only be deciphered through the item descriptions on things I drop only 0.1% of the time I'm defeated.
October 12, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Me: la la la la

The donuts on my counter that I bought exclusively to see how many I could stack on my dick before realizing they broke apart trying to get them on: 😐

#goonsky #spicy #gooner #nsfw #nsfwsky #spicysky #horny #dicks #fcf #bwc
October 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Take out Chinese and college football let's gooooooo
October 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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October 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
No one takes a dick like a man who backs into a parking spot
October 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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October 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
October 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Coworker: *wears a slightly tight pair of jeans*

Me: I wanna throw that on the table and eaten it until my tongue wears down to nothing😮‍💨

#lewdsky #goonsky #gooner #gooning #adult #spicysky #spicy #18+ #nsfw #horny
October 10, 2025 at 6:45 AM