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The highest resolution photo ever taken of a giraffe was just reportedly captured in rural Siberia. This is the closest look we’ve ever gotten. Can you spot it???
November 11, 2025 at 9:00 AM
The highest resolution photo ever taken of a giraffe was just reportedly captured in rural Siberia. This is the closest look we’ve ever gotten. Can you spot it???
What do y’all know about this
November 3, 2025 at 5:44 AM
What do y’all know about this
Giraffe rap!
Cinnamon finnamon ahh
Cinnamon finnamon ahh
October 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Giraffe rap!
Cinnamon finnamon ahh
Cinnamon finnamon ahh
There are giraffes everywhere for those with the eyes to see them
October 11, 2025 at 7:45 PM
There are giraffes everywhere for those with the eyes to see them
Hey don’t feed the giraffes. Stop. Stop feeding the giraffes
October 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Hey don’t feed the giraffes. Stop. Stop feeding the giraffes
Giraffes got raps. And bars.
Games and playing with toy cars.
They eat leaves on tree and have long necks.
They get that money they get those checks.
Games and playing with toy cars.
They eat leaves on tree and have long necks.
They get that money they get those checks.
September 28, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Giraffes got raps. And bars.
Games and playing with toy cars.
They eat leaves on tree and have long necks.
They get that money they get those checks.
Games and playing with toy cars.
They eat leaves on tree and have long necks.
They get that money they get those checks.
I must’ve bought the giraffe weed because I feel (you guessed it) like a giraffe
September 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I must’ve bought the giraffe weed because I feel (you guessed it) like a giraffe
Thanks to the giraffes, the rapture is (allegedly*) today. Nice going, giraffes!
September 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Thanks to the giraffes, the rapture is (allegedly*) today. Nice going, giraffes!
There is now undeniable statistical evidence that giraffes can, in fact, feel pain
September 23, 2025 at 6:40 AM
There is now undeniable statistical evidence that giraffes can, in fact, feel pain
Giraffes know things. Many, many things. For example:
September 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Giraffes know things. Many, many things. For example:
Spare some change for a pathetic sopping giraffe please
September 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Spare some change for a pathetic sopping giraffe please
Giraffes are very hurt. It’s all self inflicted too
September 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Giraffes are very hurt. It’s all self inflicted too
Giraffes facts is back on!!! Fully sobr now… driving home from the parrtayy!!
What? Sorry, I don’t do giraffe facts right now. I’m off the clock
September 17, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Giraffes facts is back on!!! Fully sobr now… driving home from the parrtayy!!
Did you know girrafe. A giraffe wlaksing into a bar. Sproing!!!!
September 17, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Did you know girrafe. A giraffe wlaksing into a bar. Sproing!!!!
Giraffes haves homes
September 17, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Giraffes haves homes
What? Sorry, I don’t do giraffe facts right now. I’m off the clock
September 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
What? Sorry, I don’t do giraffe facts right now. I’m off the clock
Please take care of the giraffes for me, I’m going partying.
September 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Please take care of the giraffes for me, I’m going partying.
Giraffes don't care about your feelings.
September 16, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Giraffes don't care about your feelings.
Good luck final giraffe
September 15, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Good luck final giraffe
Can you avoid the giraffe
September 15, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Can you avoid the giraffe
Magic the Noah’s Ark
There were 2 giraffes on the Noah's Ark
September 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Magic the Noah’s Ark
If you have anything to contribute to the study of the fabled Giraffe Theorem then please. For the love of god please
Unlike most things, giraffes and giraffe behavior can not be predicted by any mathematical models. Of fucking course
September 14, 2025 at 1:19 PM
If you have anything to contribute to the study of the fabled Giraffe Theorem then please. For the love of god please
Giraffes up early. Readdy to start the day!
September 14, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Giraffes up early. Readdy to start the day!
Giraffes make a fine stew. It’s too fine in fact. It’s more of a soup
September 14, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Giraffes make a fine stew. It’s too fine in fact. It’s more of a soup