Girl Grey
@girlgrey.bsky.social
Gaming aficionado. Sarcasm is my love language, perverted, hobbies: gym rat, reading, gambling, gaming, visiting Vegas, DnD, cigars, cursing a fuck ton, & saying happy birthday.
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Facebook is the best.
Last year one of my neighbors was posting, “I had a heart attack I’m really going to focus on my health,” and yesterday he posted, “Mental health matters, four months ago I was doing blow and getting two hours of sleep.”
Last year one of my neighbors was posting, “I had a heart attack I’m really going to focus on my health,” and yesterday he posted, “Mental health matters, four months ago I was doing blow and getting two hours of sleep.”
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Facebook is the best.
Last year one of my neighbors was posting, “I had a heart attack I’m really going to focus on my health,” and yesterday he posted, “Mental health matters, four months ago I was doing blow and getting two hours of sleep.”
Last year one of my neighbors was posting, “I had a heart attack I’m really going to focus on my health,” and yesterday he posted, “Mental health matters, four months ago I was doing blow and getting two hours of sleep.”
It’s a culinary masterpiece of Thanksgiving art imo
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
It’s a culinary masterpiece of Thanksgiving art imo
My life changed today, I realized I could tell ChatGPT the words I want to use in a reply and then say “MAKE IT MORE BITCHY”
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
My life changed today, I realized I could tell ChatGPT the words I want to use in a reply and then say “MAKE IT MORE BITCHY”
Happy Thanksgiving Eve ❤️
November 26, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Happy Thanksgiving Eve ❤️
damn girl are you Black Friday bc i'm wondering what your fcking deal is
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
damn girl are you Black Friday bc i'm wondering what your fcking deal is
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cancel culture now means threatening all your subscriptions so they offer you a deal
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
cancel culture now means threatening all your subscriptions so they offer you a deal
unless i see "Was $1,800, Now $17.99"
i'm not interested in no Black Friday sale
i'm not interested in no Black Friday sale
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
unless i see "Was $1,800, Now $17.99"
i'm not interested in no Black Friday sale
i'm not interested in no Black Friday sale
Brb doing my Thanksgiving meal prep to piss everyone off
November 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Brb doing my Thanksgiving meal prep to piss everyone off
Everyone : What are you going to make for Thanksgiving?
Me : Probably a scene
Me : Probably a scene
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Everyone : What are you going to make for Thanksgiving?
Me : Probably a scene
Me : Probably a scene
I am getting shit for not knowing what a glizzy is, but that’s definitely not a southern slang so what do you expect from me
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I am getting shit for not knowing what a glizzy is, but that’s definitely not a southern slang so what do you expect from me
don’t forget to bring up politics at Thanksgiving so you can save money at Christmas
November 23, 2025 at 7:20 PM
don’t forget to bring up politics at Thanksgiving so you can save money at Christmas
How many zombies would rob zombie rob if rob zombie could rob zombies
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
How many zombies would rob zombie rob if rob zombie could rob zombies
John Cena’s retirement tour is ending soon, so I’m going through a lot right now
November 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
John Cena’s retirement tour is ending soon, so I’m going through a lot right now
I don’t want to start #bananagate in my neighborhood but there’s a complete dipshit who throws his banana peel in my yard every GD morning and I’m considering gathering a week, following him and dumping them all back in his yard.
November 22, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I don’t want to start #bananagate in my neighborhood but there’s a complete dipshit who throws his banana peel in my yard every GD morning and I’m considering gathering a week, following him and dumping them all back in his yard.
It’s that special time of year, energy drinks are on sale at GNC for $1
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
It’s that special time of year, energy drinks are on sale at GNC for $1
WWE: Please do not try this at home
Me: **does Swanton Bomb off the roof**
Me: **does Swanton Bomb off the roof**
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
WWE: Please do not try this at home
Me: **does Swanton Bomb off the roof**
Me: **does Swanton Bomb off the roof**
This year can suck a nut, I’m ready to move on to 2026
November 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
This year can suck a nut, I’m ready to move on to 2026
The people on TikTok who are sure the rapture is happening tomorrow is my entertainment today.
I’ll be flying again for work so at least I’ll already be in the air. Shorter trip to heaven.
I’ll be flying again for work so at least I’ll already be in the air. Shorter trip to heaven.
September 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The people on TikTok who are sure the rapture is happening tomorrow is my entertainment today.
I’ll be flying again for work so at least I’ll already be in the air. Shorter trip to heaven.
I’ll be flying again for work so at least I’ll already be in the air. Shorter trip to heaven.
We had SUCH a good time. What a show!
September 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
We had SUCH a good time. What a show!
Goldberg. Goldberg???
September 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Goldberg. Goldberg???
Eating whatever the eff I want tonight!
September 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Eating whatever the eff I want tonight!
My dad deactivated his Facebook but then restarted a new one and didn’t add me as a friend, and it has been active for a while 😂
I am offended, I think
Maybe I’m not 😂
I am offended, I think
Maybe I’m not 😂
September 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
My dad deactivated his Facebook but then restarted a new one and didn’t add me as a friend, and it has been active for a while 😂
I am offended, I think
Maybe I’m not 😂
I am offended, I think
Maybe I’m not 😂
Spending my nights watching 90’s WCW because it was peak wrestling & life time
September 16, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Spending my nights watching 90’s WCW because it was peak wrestling & life time
The sunset helped my soul.
September 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The sunset helped my soul.
If one has to mute & block so many times, is social media even worth it anymore?
September 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
If one has to mute & block so many times, is social media even worth it anymore?