🦀gem fandango🦇
@gingerwarrior13.bsky.social
hells angels (skateboard division) 🏴☠️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
🐧 production controller | professional hooligan 👻 views my own 🌈
🐧 production controller | professional hooligan 👻 views my own 🌈
it's big milky legend time!!
June 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
it's big milky legend time!!
just saw the ballad of wallis island and it made me weep xo
June 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
just saw the ballad of wallis island and it made me weep xo
hello bluesky comedy people, i have to sell my spare ticket for greg davies at wembley arena next week! lmk if you would like it 🫶
June 4, 2025 at 12:08 PM
hello bluesky comedy people, i have to sell my spare ticket for greg davies at wembley arena next week! lmk if you would like it 🫶
keep thinking about last night's flatslam and giggling like a freak. it was SO silly.
June 3, 2025 at 2:40 PM
keep thinking about last night's flatslam and giggling like a freak. it was SO silly.
my mum put her hand up during the beans wisdom of havers section when they asked for a problem and said "my daughter is obsessed with you". ben said "that's not a problem" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
May 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
my mum put her hand up during the beans wisdom of havers section when they asked for a problem and said "my daughter is obsessed with you". ben said "that's not a problem" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
on my way to mach!!! (via the cinema bc i couldn't wait until next week to see thunderbolts*)
May 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
on my way to mach!!! (via the cinema bc i couldn't wait until next week to see thunderbolts*)
look at the necklace i bought to wear to see the beans at mach this weekend 🥹
April 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
look at the necklace i bought to wear to see the beans at mach this weekend 🥹
sam campbell on pappy's let's fucking goooo
April 29, 2025 at 7:56 AM
sam campbell on pappy's let's fucking goooo
it's always been...conchiglie
April 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
it's always been...conchiglie
listening to the new three bean salad ep after my dog died yesterday and they're fucking talking about marley and me
March 20, 2025 at 10:26 AM
listening to the new three bean salad ep after my dog died yesterday and they're fucking talking about marley and me
our beloved lexie passed away today after 14 years of being my soul dog, and i have no words for how heartbroken my family is
March 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
our beloved lexie passed away today after 14 years of being my soul dog, and i have no words for how heartbroken my family is
so excited for this!!
TICKETS ARE ONSALE NOW! Chicken City vs Egg United - Round 3 - The Meadow - May 10th - 3pm kickoff - top comedians + Chesham's finest footballers + my rules = fun.
www.cheshamunited.co.uk/alex-hornes-...
www.cheshamunited.co.uk/alex-hornes-...
March 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
so excited for this!!
obsessed with how every comedian was seemingly either seeing mae martin or sabrina carpenter last night
March 10, 2025 at 10:41 AM
obsessed with how every comedian was seemingly either seeing mae martin or sabrina carpenter last night
bionic always gives me 90s gary barlow vibes
March 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
bionic always gives me 90s gary barlow vibes
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gladiators is so good, i love sports
March 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
gladiators is so good, i love sports
wow the next series of taskmaster is looking wild!!
(i love this sm)
(i love this sm)
I celebrated #internationalwomensday by deadlifting a male comedian 💪
March 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
wow the next series of taskmaster is looking wild!!
(i love this sm)
(i love this sm)
Putting my publishing hat on to say happy World Book Day! Levels of reading for fun in children are lower than they've ever been, so it's more important than ever to teach kids about how amazing books are 📚
#WorldBookDay
#WorldBookDay
March 6, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Putting my publishing hat on to say happy World Book Day! Levels of reading for fun in children are lower than they've ever been, so it's more important than ever to teach kids about how amazing books are 📚
#WorldBookDay
#WorldBookDay
just got tickets to see one of my favourite bands 🥰
March 4, 2025 at 10:09 AM
just got tickets to see one of my favourite bands 🥰
got bothered by some teenage boys at the station...i am no better than mark corrigan
March 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
got bothered by some teenage boys at the station...i am no better than mark corrigan
at the british library so here is the obligatory piazza slippery photo
March 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
at the british library so here is the obligatory piazza slippery photo
the phoenix being on the apprentice is so funny, like that's my friend
March 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
the phoenix being on the apprentice is so funny, like that's my friend
Post a pic of when your pet was little.
Lexie in 2011 🖤
Lexie in 2011 🖤
March 2, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Post a pic of when your pet was little.
Lexie in 2011 🖤
Lexie in 2011 🖤
live flatslams are always so much fun, i hate when they end and i have to go back to my normal life. i belong in the phoenix basement, i am not an above-ground person.
February 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
live flatslams are always so much fun, i hate when they end and i have to go back to my normal life. i belong in the phoenix basement, i am not an above-ground person.