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My Flabbers Are Gasted!!
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My diss is combobulated.
My twitter is pated.
My catty is wampus.
My gob is smacked.
My poppy is cocked.
My raga is muffined.
And this Ginger has fucking SNAPPED.
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Vet, retired govvie, diver, atheist, traveler, silversmith, child-free cat & dog mom, LGBTQIA, neurodivergent, POC, any nationality, race or creed welcome. No MAGAts, porn, crypto or bullshit. I won’t send you $$. Fluent in sarcasm, pettiness & swearing.
WTF is wrong with the other 47%?

JFC
February 4, 2026 at 1:36 PM
I don’t care if DHS puts out “guidance” that ICE can enter a home with nothing more than a Burger King crown on…it still doesn’t make it legal.
January 26, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Can somebody explain to Grandpa (again) the difference between weather and climate?
January 26, 2026 at 7:49 AM
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January 25, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Just found out that my congressman, who has been in office for 16 years and doesn’t hold town halls or meetings with constituents, is one of the wealthiest in the House. He was a real estate agent before being elected.
January 26, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Já vol!
January 22, 2026 at 8:45 AM
She was dancing like a 20-year old in the last season. I hate that she’s retiring.
January 22, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Dumbass. German is one of the three official languages in Switzerland.

But then he called Greenland Iceland repeatedly during his speech.
January 22, 2026 at 8:42 AM
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January 21, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Like how he mentioned taking over ICELAND numerous times during his Davos speech? Idiot doesn’t even know which country he wants to invade next.
January 22, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Let’s start a movement;

Make America Boring Again
January 20, 2026 at 7:57 AM
She’s trying to fix it better, Dad.
January 20, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Mike “Tiny” Johnson hasn’t heard of Greenland.
January 20, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Unfairly accused! Fake news! The evidence is circumstantial!
January 20, 2026 at 7:39 AM
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January 19, 2026 at 1:55 PM
And the dictator of Hungary. And Israel. And the Philippines. Surprised he hasn’t invited Kim.
January 20, 2026 at 7:17 AM
I’m also in Georgia. It’s a scary place to live these days.
January 20, 2026 at 7:14 AM
The answer is simple: No. He is not capable of running the United States.
January 20, 2026 at 7:09 AM
As someone who literally pays $50-100k in tariffs a WEEK for the company I work for, I promise you that Americans are paying them.
January 20, 2026 at 6:59 AM
I love her motor. It’s so sweet. Only one of mine makes any sound and it’s really quiet. I have weird cats!
January 19, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I’m a godless person, and I know exactly what goes on in a house of worship. Being atheistic isn’t synonymous with living under a fucking rock.
January 19, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Nope. You’re up to date. Well, that and that they still haven’t released the files.
January 19, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I feel so bad for this gentleman. He is one of the very few true Americans in this country and to be treated this way is horrible.
January 18, 2026 at 7:23 AM
I love that!
January 18, 2026 at 7:18 AM